Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[Unparty]

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Re: this pic of Lori from Kevin's parents' house - Check out that mug. You can also see her actual hair length, which matches up with the post about the extensions.

 

[2020chan]

I wanted to see how much it would be to Steal Kevin's Look. It's approximately $623 to $793, depending if those are the knock off Jeremy Scotts. For 700-something dollars, why not invest in an actual statement piece? Something from a real designer or even the clearance rack at Nordstrom's or Neiman Marcus.

Under a spoiler because I am occasionally a phonefag:

Spoiler

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I was a little shocked that the ugly jacket was $400, so that accounts for most of the money.

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For some reason, I thought the shorts/sweats were part of the jacket? Or Kev was wearing two pairs of pants? Either way, zero taste.

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I took a guess on the ring, assuming it came from ~a store in the city~ or most likely Amazon. Wal-Mart quality is comparable.

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Same thought process with the necklace. I've included the wish version as well since it's about a $2 difference.

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I know he has said one pair of Jeremy Scotts is real and the others are knock-offs, so in the unlikely event that these are the real ones, here's pricing.

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Knockoffs for $170 cheaper. Maybe I'm retarded but I don't see much of a difference.

TL;DR it's all cheap shit at the end of the day and KevKev wouldn't know quality if it bit him on the ass.

Guess that's where his stimulus went.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

He unfollowed Lori on Instagram again.

Edit: He's begging his zero Facebook friends for job leads

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The audacity of this bitch "has to have good management"

Nigga you're needing a job and are basically a no skills tard, you're in no position to demand that

"Supervisor experience" my ass

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Re: this pic of Lori from Kevin's parents' house - Check out that mug. You can also see her actual hair length, which matches up with the post about the extensions.
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God damn between the cheap Chinese wig look of that fried pink mop, man jaw, lack of ass and tiddy and haggard appearance Lori does look like a meth addicted troon. Like shit, Lori can't you get a hair mask from Walmart or something? It looks brittle as hell.

 

[ZB927]

The audacity of this bitch "has to have good management"

Nigga you're needing a job and are basically a no skills tard, you're in no position to demand that

"Supervisor experience" my ass

And I'm sorry but any job paying $15+ right now is not going to be accepting of the blue anime hair and the "desperately clinging to teenagerhood" clothes and I highly doubt they would put him in a supervisory position. I sure as fuck wouldn't! He's not the type of guy who cleans up well. He might be looking at Subway or something, at best.

Edit - and no one hires part-time supervisors Kevin, you dumb fuck.

 

[Fresh Grown Breasts]

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Straight up thought this was Kevin looking a bit haggard.

Filters and photoshop truly do be magic.

 

[idomyfoodbucketlist]

Seeing Lori in her day-to-day outfits that aren't those awful pedo bait cosplays really ages her. Not just because she hasn't escaped the ravages of time as well as she thinks she has, but also because her fashion sense is wildly out of date. She's still wearing what the teeny bopper cool anime/alternative girls were wearing 10 years ago.

Despite what a lot of people here say I think Lori is actually above average looking even if she clearly looks way different than her photo shopped photos. But it doesn't matter because she's trash personified. The way she carries herself, talks, acts, dresses. It doesn't matter if you're a pretty girl if you constantly look like a 30-something-small-town-bar-fly floozy.

If you wanna skinwalk as a hot, young thot, Lori, at least put in the minimum effort of going on Pinterest and seeing what they actually wear these days.

 

[Postal Dude]

I see a lot of people acting like her pectus excavatum (titty chasm) is a medically significant issue. I don't think it is. In many cases, p.e. presents with few or no symptoms besides the aesthetic deformity.
I know a guy with pectus excavatum that appears to be way more profound than Lori's and it doesn't give him any issues. He says his wife likes laying her head in his "hole" lol. I'm sure she has massive insecurities about her chest, considering how she poses to hide her gap and tries to shoop what she can't hide, which admittedly does make it difficult to judge how severe it is. Do keep in mind that her being at risk from dropping dead from cardiac arrest is too good to be true. So it probably isn't.
The one deformity Lori has that does concern me is her ridiculously flat ass. It makes me upset just looking at it. If it came down between her having to get her missing teeth filled in or getting the hole in her chest fixed, I would tell her to invest in some booty implants, I think Luna Slater the heroin junkie with her radioactive anal canyon has a more appealing butt. It's just disgraceful.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

I see a lot of people acting like her pectus excavatum (titty chasm) is a medically significant issue. I don't think it is. In many cases, p.e. presents with few or no symptoms besides the aesthetic deformity.
I know a guy with pectus excavatum that appears to be way more profound than Lori's and it doesn't give him any issues. He says his wife likes laying her head in his "hole" lol. I'm sure she has massive insecurities about her chest, considering how she poses to hide her gap and tries to shoop what she can't hide, which admittedly does make it difficult to judge how severe it is. Do keep in mind that her being at risk from dropping dead from cardiac arrest is too good to be true. So it probably isn't.
The one deformity Lori has that does concern me is her ridiculously flat ass. It makes me upset just looking at it. If it came down between her having to get her missing teeth filled in or getting the hole in her chest fixed, I would tell her to invest in some booty implants, I think Luna Slater the heroin junkie with her radioactive anal canyon has a more appealing butt. It's just disgraceful.

Naw, I'd tell her to do some leg strength training exercises and cardio to get an ass and fix her cankles at the same time. Brazilian buttlifts are the most dangerous procedures done and has a high death rate.

 

[Postal Dude]

Naw, I'd tell her to do some leg strength training exercises and cardio to get an ass and fix her cankles at the same time. Brazilian buttlifts are the most dangerous procedures done and has a high death rate.

Yeah God forbid she gets a botched booty operation and keels over huh

 

[Celestine]

Re: this pic of Lori from Kevin's parents' house - Check out that mug. You can also see her actual hair length, which matches up with the post about the extensions.
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Lori is terrible at coordinating outfits. @idomyfoodbucketlist is correct, her choices instantly age her, it's like she raided a Hot Topic clearance rack. Also wearing the 02 hood thing just out and about? She's gone to the movies in cosplay but imagine seeing that from across the produce department, lol

 

[Siren54]

Sounds like Lori is REEEEEing about us calling her poor so she's screeching at Kevin to get another job to fund her parasite lifestyle. How else are they going to afford more tacky impractical clothing? Or maybe she found out about Kevin taking photos in her bedroom when he wasn't supposed to.

You can obviously tell they don’t make money. She literally has only 4 to 5 outfits that she wears all at one time to try and make it look different. The influencer life is not even going to take off with that shit. You have to influence people to make money and she can’t even do that right the most easiest job there is.

 

[Marche]

Lori is terrible at coordinating outfits. @idomyfoodbucketlist is correct, her choices instantly age her, it's like she raided a Hot Topic clearance rack. Also wearing the 02 hood thing just out and about? She's gone to the movies in cosplay but imagine seeing that from across the produce department, lol

As dated and bad as Lori dresses Kevin still has the ability to dress far worse.
I suppose its a good thing they don't really have any money to go out to like a resturaunt or anywhere that isn't the shops, can you imagine going out to dinner with your family and the table across from you there is some 35 year old cool wine aunt wearing plastic horns and a manchild in full reflective clothing and wings on his shoes?

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

What have these idiots been up to? We've got some bullshit to catch up on so let's get this shitshow started.

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Lori's 36th Birthday: She turns 36 on April 16th so happy birthday, Lorena! She even picked out the perfect outfit to celebrate her legacy. May time be as kind to Lori as she has been to others.

"Moooo ~ cow print is so much fun, especially when it's fuzzy Do you like my little plushie!? ^_^"
- Lori the Lolcow

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Pedobait: Despite being another step closer to 40, Lori continues to churn out pedobait for degenerates.

Spoiler: Ew

"Silly little Oni [demon] things on this cold day ~ Hope I warm you up." - Lori


"New post. Look at my cute plushie" - Lori


Lorena "Crazy Eyes" Cerda


#egirl #anime #lewdcosplayer

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New Lori Dildo Video: GOOD NEWS, KEVIN - THERE'S NO INSERTION IN THIS ONE.

Spoiler: NSFW

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

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Kevin Needs A Job: Thanks to @urine_county for this gem. Kevin can impress potential bosses by adding "Lori's bitchboy" to his resume.

"I need a new part time job that pays $15+ asap. Any leads would be appreciated, I have 2 years of supervisor experience. has to have good management. I'm really tired of being a good worker and not being appreciated." - Kevin


"If you know anyone who wants a prop made by me tell them to hmu. Think I'm finally going to get into commissions. Its time I started working for myself." - Kevin


"I care about Lori, my family and our animals more than anything or anyone. I'll do anything to protect them." - Kevin

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Kevin Cobain: Thanks for finding these gems, @Doctor Kitty. I wonder what Kevin did to earn the privilege of sitting on Lori's "bed studio" for a few minutes. Is it just me or does he look like a weeby yet equally disturbed Kurt Cobain? Lori's "unique" personality would be perfect for a Courtney Love skinwalk. Couples goals!

"Tfw she lets you bomb the bed studio XD Quality fit from guapi, kicks are Jeremy Scott's" - Kevin


Guapi Rainbow Reflective Puffer Jacket = $400 USD
But I thought Kevin needed a job ASAP...


@Doctor Kitty has a great post here that provides a comprehensive breakdown of Kevin's ridiculous ensemble.

EDIT: Lori's pink "bed studio" seems to be...deflating?

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Recent Comments: Comments to and from Lori on social media are always interesting so here are a few nuggets of joy.

Spoiler: Kewl Kou Komments

"Too damn cute" - the one and only robert_libo


"Is that a basket full of bras?" - IG User


IG User: "DM for a collab"
Lori: "nooooo I'm busy!"


IG User: "Why are u so cute"
Lori: "kawaii animu genetics"


"Holy shit she's [Lori] still on her bullshit? I read about her on Fandom_Wank back in the day. I figured that with time she would mellow out and become a functional adult. But nope, she's still like this." - YouTube User


IG User: "I love your long legs"
Lori: "for being 5 ft I'm proportioned well ~"

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Miscellanea: More of the usual bullshit for your perusal.

Spoiler: Enter At Your Own Risk

Lori has a fancy new set of talons to show off. Did Kevin pay for these with his third minimum wage job?




"They look so good" - Lori

 

[hateful entity]

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lmao

 

[Ramona]

Why does she need a basket full of bras, she’s a double A cup. Why bother lol

 

[And 35 others]

how can anyone even stare at any dildo or feet when the surface looks like this



Is she sitting on a worn-out nightstand?

 

[ZB927]

A few observations:

• She always takes her mirror selfies with the phone upside down. I always noticed but never knew why. I found this on a cursory search: "There are so many advantages of turning your camera upside down. Firstly, your face will look thinner and your body slimmer and sexier. Even more, your eyes will bigger and if you have any dark circles under your eyes they will be hardly noticeable." The more photographical deception the better, right Lorena?
• I think she does the eye roll thing because she thinks it looks sexy, like she's having an orgasm but in reality, she looks bored, disinterested, severely intellectually deficient, demonically possessed or usually a combination of all of them. It is in no way sexy and I crack up laughing every time I see it because it is ridiculous.
• Every time she wears the pink tracksuit, I see "Anal" instead of "Aries".

• how can anyone even stare at any dildo or feet when the surface looks like this
  
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  Is she sitting on a worn-out nightstand?

  That is probably the only flat, non-filthy surface in her house that the dildo will stick to. Even the tile/linoleum floor in her kitchen and bathroom is probably Luna Slater-levels of grimy and, while her rancid pussy undoubtedly fits in on such a floor, that much grossness might drive away the 7 or 8 people who subscribe to her OF.

EDIT - One more thing: Why doesn't she get her toes done when she goes to get those hideous talons? Is it because they can't afford it or is it because she doesn't like people touching her feet? She needs to pretty-up them hobbit feet!!!

 

[Celestine]

EDIT - One more thing: Why doesn't she get her toes done when she goes to get those hideous talons? Is it because they can't afford it or is it because she doesn't like people touching her feet? She needs to pretty-up them hobbit feet!!!

Spoiler

"KEEEEVIN I NEEEEED THEEEESEEEE"

Extreme tinfoil: that's not a real mattress, it's an air mattress.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Happy 36th Birthday, Lori Lewd!

Spoiler: Recent Lori Bullshit

Anons at the other farm are speculating that Lori and Kevin are abusing some type of substance(s). In addition to suspected mental illness, it would help to explain their increasingly erratic and abnormal behavior. Kevin has also mentioned going to rehab in the past and his family has a history of issues with addiction.



#kawaiigirl #babydoll #succubus #creepycute


"I love this monstergirl BB [sungypsy__], she gets a lot of shit, like some of us, when she just minding her own business, show her some love. kawaii af" - Lori


"Sweet aries BB vibes" - Lori


Is Lori channeling Strawberry Shortcake? If so, stop using cartoons for children as inspiration for your sex work Instagram, you sicko.