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Kevin please play that guitar you're holding. Get another hobby besides shilling your hag's OF. Have some other passions! It would do you good.
Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies
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urine_county
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He would probably make his fingers bleed or drop the guitar on his head or something, judging by his description of what happens to him when he skateboards, makes cosplay, and cooks everyday food.
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Eggman's Ghost
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Kevin's room(?) is so depressing man. Nothing on the walls, no shelves or aything, just crap stacked up on the floor. Haven't they lived there over a year? It looks like they're just moving in
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Lori Loves Pedophiles: Just a daily reminder that Lori is a filthy pedobaiting degenerate and Kevin is a filthy pedobait supporter. Lori's social media content continues to feature grotesquely childlike imagery intended for loli loving creeps.Lori Lewd's recent promotion for @ddlgworldofficial
Many of Lori's recent photos look like nightmare fuel versions of creepy vintage Love's Baby Soft advertisements. It makes you wonder if she's an autopedophile. For more about her pedopandering history: [LINK]
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How much do you want to bet he barely knows how to play guitar and hasn't practiced in months?
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idk if its been mentioned already but is Lori a pothead?
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If she were, she'd probably be fatter.
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She definitely panders to pedophiles its absolutely disgusting. Look at her tags calling herself girl.
Lori Lewd's recent promotion for @ddlgworldofficial
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Many of Lori's recent photos look like nightmare fuel versions of creepy vintage Love's Baby Soft advertisements. It makes you wonder if she's an autopedophile. For more about her pedopandering history: [LINK]
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tittyhead
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The BC Rich is the gayest thing in this image.
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Lmao Kevin posing with his guitar in the most cringy edgy mall goth teen imitating Kurt Cobain just made my day! 
Eat lead like him as well, please.
Eat lead like him as well, please.
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I guess this makes Lori as Courtney Love lolzLmao Kevin posing with his guitar in the most cringy edgy mall goth teen imitating Kurt Cobain just made my day!
Eat lead like him as well, please.
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Lmfao dude that’s a BC Rich Avenge Son of Beast, a cheaper end guitar whose price averages around ~$300. Money well spent, unless he borrowed it from one of his hypebeast faggot friends. Oh wait, I must have forgotten. Kevin doesn’t have any friends.
Guess the e-whore business hasn’t been booming huh? It’s difficult to afford a nice Gibson (overpriced shlock these days in my opinion, but makes for one hell of a status symbol) or for that matter any other decent guitar that isn’t associated with broke tryhard teenage metalheads when your only source of income is wagecucking for your geriatric wife.
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Yes, she follows cannabis accounts and has photos where you can see her weed oil pens in her dirty underwear basket. (ew.)
urine_county
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Good morning homies. Kevin deleted the previous 2-3 posts with the pink outfit, including the guitar one. I think he felt sensitive about the popcorn ceiling.
He uploaded this replacement pic last night. No popcorn ceiling in sight. Did he reshoot the whole thing? Has he really been wearing that same outfit for 4-5 days?
"Everything's fine!"
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Oh yeah I have a Lori interaction with DjRanmaS that I forgot to post. Nothing major, just, lol they both sound like whiny losers:
I think that's it.
He uploaded this replacement pic last night. No popcorn ceiling in sight. Did he reshoot the whole thing? Has he really been wearing that same outfit for 4-5 days?
"Everything's fine!"
Closeup:
Oh yeah I have a Lori interaction with DjRanmaS that I forgot to post. Nothing major, just, lol they both sound like whiny losers:
I think that's it.
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"Yours truly is all natural" - Lori
EDIT: Oh wait, there's more. (There's always more.)
"On today's episode of 'What Not To Wear,' wear whatever you want." - LoriNice try to normalize your degeneracy, Lori. This is a 36-year-old woman who creates adult content with purposely sexualized imagery of children to make money [LINK]. She really is the genetic equivalent to backwash. Don't let her change the narrative, gaslight, or deflect from the real issue by arguing about individual fashion.
On another note, her facial movements while speaking seem awfully strange and constricted. I wonder if Lori does this to make sure the video filters on her face remain at full coverage. Maybe she speaks in that stilted way to also prevent wrinkles or something equally as crazy.
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He spends a lot of time deleting & reposting & "repairing" however one wants to define that word lolz. This is a level of OCD, right? How long can someone keep this up? Can you imagine doing the same shit for 30+ years specifically what Kevin is doing? That's a sign of having 0 control over your own life.
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yoooo kev’s eye bags lookin as dark as moo’s ass crack these days 
you good bruh?
you good bruh?
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Lmfao, all natural. She loves clinging to that.
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Nice try to normalize your degeneracy, Lori. This is a 36-year-old woman who creates adult content with purposely sexualized imagery of children to make money [LINK]. She really is the genetic equivalent to backwash. Don't let her change the narrative, gaslight, or deflect from the real issue by arguing about individual fashion.
On another note, her facial movements while speaking seem awfully strange and constricted. I wonder if Lori does this to make sure the video filters on her face remain at full coverage.
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Only the best 100% all-natural organic cage-free non-GMO free-range heirloom hand-picked artisanal filters for Lori.
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Nice try to normalize your degeneracy, Lori. This is a 36-year-old woman who creates adult content with purposely sexualized imagery of children to make money [LINK]. She really is the genetic equivalent to backwash. Don't let her change the narrative, gaslight, or deflect from the real issue by arguing about individual fashion.
On another note, her facial movements while speaking seem awfully strange and constricted. I wonder if Lori does this to make sure the video filters on her face remain at full coverage.
Boson
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Damn did he always have those bumps on his face or is that just bad skin?