Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[Cyber Goose]

Kevin is going Pam Swain/Misty Henry levels of conspiracy here!!

 

[Vi0l3t]

So uh...

Is he trying to say that he got a super 1337HAXX0R "caseworker" that is pulling IPs and also physical addresses from Reddit and Instagram? And it's all the same seven people? Okay bud.

He's also apparently been demoted to "bf" and not "fiance."

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Reminds me of hordee threatening to sue and talk to her lawyer

 

[One Trick Pony]

Happy Friday, farmers. What a great start to the weekend.

Pic from Twitter.

And also more lawsuit threats from Kevin! I guess they made up! And apparently he's got all seven people's IP addresses. Woah!
Let's start expecting that letter.

In the Screenshots Kevin is mentioning organized crime. Yeah, those "same 7 ppl" all work for the Kingpin from Marvel Comics lolz.

Who are the mysterious magnificent seven who have had their lives/relationships ruined and accounts banned?

>Moo
Still posting and living life.

>Vamplette
Still posting and living life.

>Random Cosplayers
Still posting and living life.

>Kevin's family?
Who knows!

EDIT:
Holy shit, I just realized he's doing this on yet another brand's page that was dumb enough to feature her. I thought this was on her personal Instagram. It's a comment on the YRUShoes Instagram. They definitely will not have her sponsored anymore after he's been making threats in the comments. He really does ruin all her opportunities, doesn't he?

yeah the magnificent 7 need their own theme song & action movie intro lolz

This doesn't look like Lee Pham! Rats, foiled again!

"I'll get you next time, gadget...NEXT TiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiME ::M.A.D Cat screeches:: ::fade to black::

 

[Judgment Boy]

Well shucks. He's done it. He alerted the cyber police. It's all over.
The CONSEQUENCES will never BE THE SAME.
AGAIN.

In all seriousness, though. Of all things, Kevin. Of all the fucking things you could say, you go with, "Organized Crime"? Really?
Damn, really just hate it when I go online and accidentally join the Russian Cyber-Mafia. Vasya strikes again.
Crafty, them Slavs.

Really can't possibly imagine how making lolsuit threats on one of the last - if not the last - partnership(s) that Lori has could end badly for him.
I foresee absolutely nothing but good fortune to come from this very tactical outburst.
Nothing could possibly go wrong.

 

[Tugboat]

I was thinking a bit today about the “organized crime” thing he said. And yeah, that’s exactly what it is. He thinks these Magnificent Seven (lol - an art anon should edit one of the movie posters at some point) are all working together and that they all know each other well enough to… do crimes? Crimes that consist of posting Abuela’s unshopped face as a joke and leading people to the heavily documented fact she’s an abusive monster? Oh noooooooo

If I’m reading this right with all the info gained in his spergout today, he truly thinks that a random photographer who is likely innocent and random ex-friends from other states all are in leagues with Momokun and Vamplette and talk on a regular basis in a secret basement in order to do nothing but plot to ruin Lori’s brand sponsorships and take Kevin’s $100 Guapi pants.

Absolutely brilliant detective work there.

Kevin, once again, life is not an anime. There’s no League of Villains waiting to pop out and kidnap you as Bakugo.

Who does he think the actual big bad mob boss puppetmaster is? Scott? Rikki? Who knows!

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

This nigga needs some anti psychotics.

 

[DarthBrooks]

The unchecked autism of Kevin Hanft sends my sides into orbit. Sure kid, a real lawyer is going to sue random shit talker A for saying your girlfriend is an awful person. Now mind you, one can peruse the comments of any number of big companies ad posts on social media and find "your company is awful" "they kill people" exc etc. Can the lawyers/FBI go after these people? No, but sure, they will stop going after real criminals to defend your skank girlfriend. Right.
He's so desperate to get WK goodest boi points to prove his love that he doesn't seem to notice she's actively looking for the next mamo chan.

 

[Natsuki]

Ohohoho can't wait for the fallout of this. Man wish someone here lived in the same apartment complex to get more milk out of these two. Also how many times he has getting downgraded from fiancé to boyfriend? Three or four times already that we know? Idk I've already lost count. Can't wait for the fallout of losing this partnership

 

[Postal Dude]

Do you think Lorena already has that old person smell? You know what I’m talking about. I hope this enigmatic lawyer can address my concerns. She looks like she smells like that, and onions.

 

[Tohsakaass]

This nigga needs some anti psychotics.

Hard agree. Is this not like low level gangstalking ? I feel like he's only going to get more delusional like who knows what's going on inside his head. All we know is what he shows us online. Maybe my man actually thinks he's the mc of an anime. I've dealt with someone with psychosis before, its hard to notice initially, but the paranoia was always there in the ridiculous way that Kevin is acting. Someone's gotta check on their white boy.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Come to think of it, Kevin seems to be heading down the same track as Onision: retarded pedo pandering "partner", an obsession with "haters" out to get him, photoshopping his bad skin in photos, looking greasy, trying hard to keep up an uwu softboy persona, trying hard to appear rich and flex their wealth, the delusion that life is like an anime and he's the main character, calling other people jealous whores, lusting for anachans, being a litigious tard threatening legal action to meanies on the internet.

It's only a matter of time until he makes an onlyfans for greasy nudes, shitty feetpics and licking honey coated dildos.

 

[Basic Bleach]

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Kevin, son, bubbie, chum... For the love of god please take care of your hair. It looks like a toddler chopped up a wig and hot glued swatches of it onto your head.

Unless that is a wig, in which case my advice remains the same. You're going to go bald someday sooner than later and you will have regrets.

 

[One Trick Pony]

In all seriousness, this is how ppl become homeless; They suffer from extreme unchecked untreated mental illness as they burn all their bridges for help. No one will reach out at that point therefore the person ends up on the streets begging for food & sleeping on the sidewalk. Kevin is 1 of many.

 

[Tugboat]

yeah the magnificent 7 need their own theme song & action movie intro lolz

I was going to edit one of the movie posters myself at some point but I have no real idea who he’s actually accusing.

maybe if Kevin would hurry up and make that YouTube channel and eXpOsE all the seven IPs we could get some quality fanmade content.

The unchecked autism of Kevin Hanft sends my sides into orbit. Sure kid, a real lawyer is going to sue random shit talker A for saying your girlfriend is an awful person. Now mind you, one can peruse the comments of any number of big companies ad posts on social media and find "your company is awful" "they kill people" exc etc. Can the lawyers/FBI go after these people? No, but sure, they will stop going after real criminals to defend your skank girlfriend. Right.
He's so desperate to get WK goodest boi points to prove his love that he doesn't seem to notice she's actively looking for the next mamo chan.

A real lawyer would be telling him to keep his mouth shut. When an actual case is ongoing, you're not supposed to say anything, especially if you're the party accusing others. For a harassment case, it's a lot of sit and wait for the harassers to come to you. This is not what happens here. Kevin actively pokes whoever dares say anything, and becomes aggressive and threatening immediately, even if the person isn't someone we've ever seen before, like Nony.

I wouldn't put it past them to really continue going with this lawsuit fabrication to the point of doxxing others to send them a fake "letter" in the mail from the "lawyer."

They are desperate for money and I don't think this is above them. If Moo got something like that in the mail, you know she would say something about it. He'd be toasted.

 

[One Trick Pony]

A real lawyer would be telling him to keep his mouth shut. When an actual case is ongoing, you're not supposed to say anything, especially if you're the party accusing others. For a harassment case, it's a lot of sit and wait for the harassers to come to you. This is not what happens here. Kevin actively pokes whoever dares say anything, and becomes aggressive and threatening immediately, even if the person isn't someone we've ever seen before, like Nony.

I wouldn't put it past them to really continue going with this lawsuit fabrication to the point of doxxing others to send them a fake "letter" in the mail from the "lawyer."

They are desperate for money and I don't think this is above them. If Moo got something like that in the mail, you know she would say something about it. He'd be toasted.

Right, lawyers give you the pacifier as soon as you formally file a lawsuit. Continuing to shit talk only taints the case. Great example is Trump. He sues up to the high heavens & all of his cases get rejected or lose because he has no merits & talks about the cases openly. He's a lawyers nightmare. Lawyers are expensive unless he's going pro bono & I highly doubt they'll accept him. The legal system is so goddamn complicated. There's mountains of paperwork involved. Kevin is not doing shit. Kevin can't even fold his laundry & we're talkin' about hiring lawyers? lolz oh shit Kevin dude go to rehab apologize to the world fix yourself.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Hi, homies. Hope you're all having a good weekend. Here's some Lori and Keven degeneracy. I'm still working on the "Kevin Is An Incredibly Bad Friend" write-up and should have it up soon.

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THE FERRETS: I wonder how Lori and Kevin's 4 sweet little pet ferrets are doing these days. Did Lori take the money she begged people to donate toward their veterinary bills and buy herself more fake designer jewelry?

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LOLCOW.FARM UPDATE: Our resident dipshits earned themselves a new thread. [LINK]

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NEW VIDEOS: Enjoy these masterpieces created by a 36-year-old woman.

Spoiler: A Hodgepodge Of Awfulness

"I am healthy, I am wealthy, I am rich, I am that bitch..."

"this [video] is the most far cringiest shit i’ve ever seen, grow up wannabe 12y.o" - a wise Instagram user


Lori's totally not fake Louis Vuitton bracelet and "Zelda" ring from ex-collaborator @BisouLovely [LINK]

"Did you subscribe yet? What you waiting for?" - Lori

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NEW DILDO PHOTO: I'm so sorry.

BEEP BEEP HOMIES HERE COMES THE SPICY UWU~

Spoiler: NSFW

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

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RECENT POSTS: Fresh examples of Lori being her usual cunty and hypocritical self.

Spoiler: Screenshots

IG User: "Where is this set from? The tiny stars and that cut are really adorable"
Lori: "a homie got it off my wishlist"
IG User: "awe that's nice of them! Do you know what site?'
Lori: "..."


"Be better." - Lori
Repost 1: "it's funny how people go from saying 'omg I love you so much you're an inspiration' to unfriending you because you called out their friend who's an alleged abuser lmaooooo y'all really sick"
Repost 2: "Let's normalize giving women our whole check and shutting up while she is speaking."


"a few homies got bad nonsense thrown at them, I'm hoping for good things this week." - Lori


"I got good proportions" - Lori


IG User: "We aren't homies"
Lori: "well duh! I'm selective "


"it's nice to be skinny because clothing fits easier, but the super fluffy girls are extra cute too. I like all hips!"
- Lori, hater of "big girls" (see below) and lesser females


"Lol I love it when I piss off the 'big' girls so they send their room mate and like, 2 incels, to attack. Not liking someone because of your jealousy doesnt give you the right to bully them. Now you gonna learn. Everytime someone signs up for my OF, these girls get a wrinkle."
- Lori, fatphobic body-shaming misogynist [LINK]

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BACKLASH: More people are organically discovering the shitshow of banality that is Lori and Kevin.

nanami009342: "at this point your company [YRU Shoes] must be desperate for free labor if you're letting Lori Cerda aka Usagi Kou of all people do your advertising. Jesus Christ. Do you, like, not care who shills your shoes so long as you make money? May as well let Onision and other known abusers model for you. Wtf."

giraffay: "We don't support abusers, racists, and fatshamers"

nony9799: "I legit didn't know anything about these people other than when I googled why she made that dumb face all the time and saw some stuff about her stabbing her bf or something, before yesterday I didn't know how insane the two really were lololol"

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LORI'S UPCOMING COSPLAY: Prepare to be amazed.

Spoiler: Sneak Preview

* Baby Jane Hudson: Lori has apparently chosen the title psycho-biddy from hagsploitation classic Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? as her next project. Will she sing "I've Written a Letter to Daddy" at future cosplay contests (if she isn't already banned for cheating)?

* Clyde Cash: Lori has been hard at work perfecting her signature duckface pout in preparation to cosplay as this infamous CWC villain.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

LORI'S NEW DILDO PHOTO: Yeah. Sorry.

Jesus Christ that dildo photo her feet look ljke massive flapjacks or something! Also lol at how her tattoos are badly fading as if Vicky Shingles herself had done them.

Lorena your lewds are so fucking tragic, girl learn your angles better. And wear any other kind of stocking but those cheap fishnets.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Here are a few new comments from our favorite trash clowns.

Hear that, haters? Lori Lewd is all natural!

IG User: "You are so fun to look at"
Lori: "I get that a lot. The haters say I'm all photo shop but the videos don't lie "

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Trouble in paradise? Lori has been unfriending, blocking, and refriending Kevin more than usual lately. And check out Lori's miraculously healed "broken back" in the photo below. Maybe now she can finally get a job and stop leeching off others to fund her "real life" anime princess delusions. Congrats on your recovery, Lorena!

IG User: "You would make any man's heart beat"
Lori: "sometimes"

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Yeah, shut the fuck up, Kevin.

Lori's Repost: "Lets normalize giving women our whole check and shutting up while she is speaking."
Kevin:

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A compilation of recent Lorena lunacy. Bon appetit, farmers.

IG User: "You are a man who can dress up as a woman very nicely."
Lori: "I'm just a creature, you guys can call me whatever. #trolls"

IG User: "this is the most far cringiest shit i've ever seen, grow up wannabe 12y.o"
Lori: "nah, I like being my old self"

IG User: "Question what do you use to take these amazing photos.. and is your phone upside down lol?"
Lori: "for some shots yes! I just have a good phone~"

IG User: "are you a stripper?"
Lori: "I wish! Spinal cord injury won't allow it. T_T"

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Brilliant businesswoman iota_zerotwo shuts down a potential customer's reasonable request for fresh content.

IG User: "U r getting boring -_-"
Lori: "no way!"

 

[Jaded Optimist]

IG User: "this is the most far cringiest shit i've ever seen, grow up wannabe 12y.o"
Lori: "nah, I like being my old self"

Emphasis on old.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Hope you're having a good weekend, farmers. Here's a daily dose of Lori and Keven degeneracy. I'm still working on the "Kevin Is An Incredibly Bad Friend" write-up and should have it up soon.

NOTE: If anything in this post was already shared, please let my late ass know and I'll edit it accordingly. Apologies in advance.

LORENA'S LATEST COSPLAY: Lori recently cosplayed as Baby Jane Hudson from the classic hagsploitation psycho-biddy thriller Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? and did an excellent job bringing the iconic character to life. I can't wait to see iota_zerotwo perform "I've Written a Letter to Daddy" at the next anime convention cosplay contest (if she isn't already banned for cheating).

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LOLCOW.FARM UPDATE: Our beloved dipshits have earned a new thread that features an engaging and comprehensive summary of their bullshit. [LINK]


IS KEVIN PSYCHOTIC?: [Any and all of my psych spergery is conjecture and speculation.] The term "psychotic" has been woefully distorted and diluted over the years through improper mainstream use. An official diagnosis for psychosis requires two key components: delusions and hallucinations. Given Kevin's history of conspiratorial accusations, megalomania, autistic thinking patterns, and (litigious) paranoia, it can be argued that he does indeed experience some delusional thought processes. Kevin's rants about an alleged group of organized crime members stalking him and Lori [LINK & LINK] are evidence of persecutory delusions. In fact, this sounds an awful lot like gang-stalking. As for possible hallucinations, I have yet to come across any specific evidence so let me know if you recall anything that indicates this issue.


LORI THE GOLD PYRITE DIGGER: Lori is a consummate "taker" who feels entitled to the resources of others. This is particularly true regarding her history of parasitic behavior toward romantic partners. Despite her narcissistic insistence on special treatment, Lori has failed to acquire a sugar daddy despite years of grifting. As you can imagine, there are many reasons she hasn't achieved this goal. Status is important to Lori and she frequently attempts to project an image of financial success through curated images on social media. This includes posts depicting popular luxury goods and bragging about her reportedly expensive taste.

Lori's kawaii shoe collection
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Lori and Kevin's designer Louis Vuitton items of questionable authenticity including a "Louisette" bracelet ($400 USD), a Murakami print accessory (pochette?), and a face mask with logos.
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Kevin's "designer" mask
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"The guy at the LV store said he liked my shoes. Yesterday was nice. :3" - Kevin
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Spoiler: LV Authenticity Info

The authentic Louisette gold bracelet from Louis Vuitton: [LINK]
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Lori's Louisette bracelet
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Comparison between Lori's bracelet and the authentic item
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One of countless replica Louis Vuitton bracelets
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Lori: "I walked into T-Mobile and got their most expensive phone x.x for personal questions don't forget to sub! I chat so much on there!!!!!"
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Simply put, Lori and Kevin are trash. These two clowns are wannabe nouveau riche basic bitches with flyover state "wine mom" sensibilities. That said, there's nothing inherently wrong with these preferences. If a person wants to wear a fashion item riddled with designer logos to broadcast their desired social class, that's their business. The real issue is that Lori and Kevin are ghetto fabulous basic bitches who also happen to have toxic personalities, delusions of grandeur, and a documented history of pathological lying. Paradoxically, Lori and Kevin's bizarre haughtiness, covetousness, and hostile one-upmanship reveals their vulgarity. Remember, kids: money ≠ class and class ≠ money.

"...a person who is living 'ghetto fabulous' lives above their means, sometimes with means of support other than legitimate work. Money and housing may come from welfare assistance, relatives, or illicit activities. However, the person is not considered poor. In fact the person may appear well-to-do. Frequently, the term is used in reference to a person's material possessions such as a luxury car, brand-label clothing and accessories, or jewelry. The term may also reference personal grooming habits such as having one's hair and nails done, being tattooed, or having cosmetic platinum, gold or silver caps applied to the teeth. Buying from and vibrantly displaying designer brands such as Louis Vuitton and Gucci traditionally go hand-in-hand with the trend." [LINK]

I'll refrain from nitpicking their many crimes against good taste here because (1) witnessing their unadulterated ignorance in action is a treat so let's not ruin the fun, (2) such a long list of grievances would require its own post, and (3) the primary focus should always be on Lori and Kevin's horrible personalities.


A FEW NEW VIDEOS: Interestingly, the first video has music directly related to Lori's materialism as discussed above.

Spoiler: A Hodgepodge Of Awfulness

"I am rich, I am that bitch..."
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Spoiler: Song Lyrics

I am healthy, I am wealthy
I am rich, I am that bitch (Yeah)
I am gonna go get that bag
And I am not gonna take your shit (Uh)
I am protected, well respected
I'm a queen, I'm a dream (Yeah)
I do what I wanna do
And I'm who I wanna be
'Cause I am me

Bitch, that's YBT (Yeah)
Yo man got his eye on me (Uh)
But IDC 'cause I'm fly as bees
That's bzz, bzz, bzz

"I Am" by Yung Baby Tate & Flo Milli

"this [video] is the most far cringiest shit i’ve ever seen, grow up wannabe 12y.o" - IG User
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Lori's totally real LV bracelet and "Zelda" ring from former collaborator @BisouLovely [LINK]
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"Did you subscribe yet? What you waiting for?" - Lori
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LORI LEWD'S NEW DILDO PHOTO: Yeah. I'm so sorry.

Spoiler: NSFW

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

RECENT LORI POSTS: Just Lori being her usual cunty and hypocritical self.

IG User: "Where is this set from? The tiny stars and that cut are really adorable"
Lori: "a homie got it off my wishlist"
IG User: "awe that's nice of them! Do you know what site?'
Lori: "..."

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"Be better." - Lori

Repost: "it's funny how people go from saying 'omg I love you so much you're an inspiration' to unfriending you because you called out their friend who's an alleged abuser lmaooooo y'all really sick"

Repost: "Let's normalize giving women our whole check and shutting up while she is speaking."

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"a few homies got bad nonsense thrown at them, I'm hoping for good things this week." - Lori
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"I got good proportions" - Lori
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"it's nice to be skinny because clothing fits easier, but the super fluffy girls are extra cute too. I like all hips!" - Lori, notorious hater of "big girls" (see below) and lesser females
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"Lol I love it when I piss off the 'big' girls so they send their room mate and like, 2 incels, to attack. Not liking someone because of your jealousy doesnt give you the right to bully them. Now you gonna learn. Everytime someone signs up for my OF, these girls get a wrinkle." - Lori [LINK]
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Here are a few new comments from our favorite trash clowns.

Hear that, haters? Lori Lewd is all natural!

IG User: "You are so fun to look at"
Lori: "I get that a lot. The haters say I'm all photo shop but the videos don't lie "

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Trouble in paradise? Lori has been unfriending, blocking, and refriending Kevin more than usual lately. And check out Lori's miraculously healed "broken back" in the photo below. Maybe now she can finally get a job and stop leeching off others to fund her "real life" anime princess delusions. Congrats on your recovery, Lorena!

IG User: "You would make any man's heart beat"
Lori: "sometimes"

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Yeah, shut the fuck up, Kevin.

Lori's Repost: "Lets normalize giving women our whole check and shutting up while she is speaking."
Kevin:

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A compilation of recent Lorena lunacy. Bon appetit, farmers.

IG User: "You are a man who can dress up as a woman very nicely."
Lori: "I'm just a creature, you guys can call me whatever. #trolls"

IG User: "this is the most far cringiest shit i've ever seen, grow up wannabe 12y.o"
Lori: "nah, I like being my old self"

IG User: "Question what do you use to take these amazing photos.. and is your phone upside down lol?"
Lori: "for some shots yes! I just have a good phone~"

IG User: "are you a stripper?"
Lori: "I wish! Spinal cord injury won't allow it. T_T"

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Brilliant businesswoman iota_zerotwo shuts down a potential customer's reasonable request for fresh content.

IG User: "U r getting boring -_-"
Lori: "no way!"

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You can definitely add filters to videos. Here's a good example of what Lori does.
https://youtu.be/etFLNMtS2r4