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I’m all for it, first we had the Meitu/Snow phase and now she can add an auto-tune saga to it!
Sad news for sexy anime boy though, if she’s skinwalking Belle he’s going to be the beast whether he likes it or not.
Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies
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Sad news for sexy anime boy though, if she’s skinwalking Belle he’s going to be the beast whether he likes it or not.
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She would never imo. Too much room for criticism. The reason she keeps churning out the same content over and over (mirror pics w dollskill barf outfits) is because of the amount of control she has over that type of thing. She can facetune and filter it to her heart's content to keep up the grift. She couldn't really do that with singing.
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Another photo from the pink outfit set has emerged.
I don't know about you guys but I would LOVE to hear some of Kevin's songs. Maybe he will perform them on his future YouTube channel.
I don't know about you guys but I would LOVE to hear some of Kevin's songs. Maybe he will perform them on his future YouTube channel.
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Because she's retarded and obsessed with youth.
You can't tell how uwu am baby loli she is behind an avatar.
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Bold of him to mix the whole "am soft anime boy UwU" vibe with a fucking BC Rich of all things. Couldn't even shill out the extra for an actual Warlock model.
And the chromatic drip around the neck. Really brings the look together.
I don't know what color story he's going for here, but it's probably lifted from some cursed scripture lost to the tides.
At least he's not wearing like three sets of lingerie at once like his abuela.
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Imagine being an ewhore and filling your whoreishlist with cow items because your only true audience are farmers from here and lolcow.Wishlist Update: Lori recently updated her Amazon wishlist [LINK]. Requested items include grotesque pedobait props, bargain bin "sexy" Halloween costumes, and lots of cheaply made cow print clothing.
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She basically made this list as a joke for us.
This is fun, Lori and Kevin are my first interactive cows. I would never cowtip but knowing they read the threads about themselves and react to them is pretty funny to see in real-time.
I think she has accepted that her main audience is now farmers, which is why she posts such boring, same ass pose, low effort content. It's like she's given up on getting actual simps and is focused on hate reading posts about herself and making Kevin as miserable as possible. She needs to focus on her next mark for free room and board instead.
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Nah, I think it's more because momokun's thing was her cow outfits and she is Lori's mortal enemy.
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A lot of the cows here obsess over their own threads and respond to KF criticism indirectly, like Lori, or directly like when Glitched Puppet drew stand-ins for KF in her shitty autistic comics. There is no need to go cow tipping when the cows come here themselves. This is the most baffling thing to me about the "KF is full of abusers" or literally murders trans people or whatever flimsy argument tryhard pearlclutchers use online when talking about this site. It's an insular, privately-owned website posting and discussing publicly available information that comes mostly from things that cows have willingly disclosed about themselves on social media. Nobody on here is sending people 30 pizzas or swatting them or showing up with a weapon at Null's mom's house like Greta.
The kinds of people who get threads here are the kinds of people who are so self-obsessed that they compulsively refresh their own threads. They are addicted to attention of any sort, and even the negative attention from KF gives them a sweet dopamine hit. Lori loves the gossip sites - without them she would have faded into complete obscurity. The drama is the only thing keeping her entertaining and relevant when there's so many other egirls out there with better skills and better production values than anything she's ever produced.
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I really wanna see what he comes up with. Playing some powercords while bawling about his #TWISTED life and ow the edge, probably. Perhaps he will turn his distortion up as high as humanly possible and try and play some gay doom metal. Does he have some piece of shit cardboard Chinese amp that he bought for $16 off Amazon that will make my ears bleed? Does he even HAVE an amplifier at all? I have to know.
Please hurry up Kebin, the world needs to witness your artistic genius. I really really hope he tries to put out some shitty soundcloud single.
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From Lori's Twitter likes. I can't tell who is worse, pedobaiting Abuela in the stripper heels or mouth-breathing incel Ranmas? If Ranmas had a show online I swear he would be an ashy weeb version of Keemstar. He's a fucking roach just like Lori. I'd love to know what he did to make Lori like him again after he constructed multiple websites talking about how degenerate and batshit crazy she is.
TL;DR: Some white autist entered and won a black cosplay contest at BlerdCon. Pic is her.
She was encouraged by black friends apparently, voted best by black judges but was then attacked online and gave up her award because of the pressure and threats. I'm sure Lori and Ranmas are reveling in this woman's confusion and pain. I don't care about this situation but the whole thing seems fucked up. Part of me thinks her friends set her up to make her look like a narc weeb. Its clear the woman is not all there.
Edit: the cosplayer knightshade94 is 26, not a 'girl'. I thought she was way younger, my bad.
She was encouraged by black friends apparently, voted best by black judges but was then attacked online and gave up her award because of the pressure and threats. I'm sure Lori and Ranmas are reveling in this woman's confusion and pain. I don't care about this situation but the whole thing seems fucked up. Part of me thinks her friends set her up to make her look like a narc weeb. Its clear the woman is not all there.
Edit: the cosplayer knightshade94 is 26, not a 'girl'. I thought she was way younger, my bad.
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If that's the case it's even more pathetic. How depressing is it when Moo, chafed ass and all makes more in a day than Lori makes in a month? She doesn't have to compete with Moo either, she could take a completely different path, get an actual job or something. But she'd rather try to live in the shadow of Momokuns flapjacks. I wonder if they've seen the latest, horrifying pics posted to Moos thread.
I hope Lori gazes upon the angry, unkempt, death pit Moo calls a vagina and realizes that, horrifying as it is, she can't compete.
How is it that Moo can make all this money being gross and anachan uwu Lori begs for $200?
Such a sad existence.
The worst part is that they're disingenuous, outright liars when they say "kiwifarms killed so&so". We make jokes and laugh at stupid, sometimes mentally ill people who choose to be terminally online and overshare things that nobody asked for. Sure, we would like to see some people locked up for actual crimes they've committed (Nick Bate, the zoosadists, Yaniv) but other than a few examples of particularly awful people, we don't want the cows to dissappear. What's the fun in having a cow kill themselves? If they die there's no more milk and as farmers, we'll be out of business without milk.
Trannies just like to larp that everyone wants them dead. It's like their favorite game to play, makes them feel special.
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Kevin made another call-out post on Facebook. He's editing this status as we speak. Here's the current version as of now.
Edit: Kevin changed his Instagram bio. It no longer says hypebeast cosplayer and he took out the part about starting a YouTube/Twitch channel soon.
Also Kevin had a shoe order get cancelled.
3 years ago. Mariah Mallad posted a photo of my leg cut open and called Lori a monster when we genuinely tried to get my life back on tack. Right then and there I lost most of my friends and lost almost all respect I had for every cosplayer who turned their back on me. If you're not one talking shit, that's admirable, we don't shit talk you either.
Today Lori gets comments like this on sponsored posts she worked hard for. Vamplette aka Collette Michelle goes around leaving these comments as well. Almost every cosplayer I knew is friends with these two and refuse to drop them despite the abusive behavior.
This is a direct result of Mariah Mallad painting Lori in a negative light on my public post 3 years ago when we mutually decided to move in together the 2nd time. We never even broke up. My friends knew NOTHING about the real me. My biggest mistake in life was feeding bits and pieces of negativity to my friends because I was single for 5 years. Everything I didn't understand, I voiced to young, petty cosplayers who grew to view Lori as toxic. My friends proceeded to call the cops on Lori THREE times in attempts to pull me out of the situation, lying to them saying we were in danger. Mariah also got in contact with my utah ppl and parents to help pull me away from her. I decided to leave temporarily to try and appease everyone but that didn't work either. The only lesson I ever learned is friends and even family members have said the same backstabbing slanderous garbage, no one has your back and humans are beyond disgusting.
This costs us money and would-be subs DAILY. I think about this every day and I hate it. Law people especially, it's there anything I can do to stop this? I hate drama but I hate those named even moreso. Fuck you if you think it's okay to do this.
(lol btw the injury was a cosplay accident, Lori was taken back about something my friend said and i got upset, my knife slipped through the material, I don't cut foam on my body anymore. I've been too embarrassed to admit it until now. I freaked out at the time and kinda blamed my friend which dug everything deeper when I thought it they might apologize after seeing the rift they caused, but I was wrong.)
Today Lori gets comments like this on sponsored posts she worked hard for. Vamplette aka Collette Michelle goes around leaving these comments as well. Almost every cosplayer I knew is friends with these two and refuse to drop them despite the abusive behavior.
This is a direct result of Mariah Mallad painting Lori in a negative light on my public post 3 years ago when we mutually decided to move in together the 2nd time. We never even broke up. My friends knew NOTHING about the real me. My biggest mistake in life was feeding bits and pieces of negativity to my friends because I was single for 5 years. Everything I didn't understand, I voiced to young, petty cosplayers who grew to view Lori as toxic. My friends proceeded to call the cops on Lori THREE times in attempts to pull me out of the situation, lying to them saying we were in danger. Mariah also got in contact with my utah ppl and parents to help pull me away from her. I decided to leave temporarily to try and appease everyone but that didn't work either. The only lesson I ever learned is friends and even family members have said the same backstabbing slanderous garbage, no one has your back and humans are beyond disgusting.
This costs us money and would-be subs DAILY. I think about this every day and I hate it. Law people especially, it's there anything I can do to stop this? I hate drama but I hate those named even moreso. Fuck you if you think it's okay to do this.
(lol btw the injury was a cosplay accident, Lori was taken back about something my friend said and i got upset, my knife slipped through the material, I don't cut foam on my body anymore. I've been too embarrassed to admit it until now. I freaked out at the time and kinda blamed my friend which dug everything deeper when I thought it they might apologize after seeing the rift they caused, but I was wrong.)
The old posts happened on fb so I felt the need to bring up some feelings and information today. Its super hard to name my abusers, knowing they have bigger followings and knowing we used to be close. It's extremely hard but if you care about me you should read the whole thing.
Edit: Kevin changed his Instagram bio. It no longer says hypebeast cosplayer and he took out the part about starting a YouTube/Twitch channel soon.
Also Kevin had a shoe order get cancelled.
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How can he still say it's Vamp and Moo specifically when that exact commenter has posted face proof. Like, what's his next defense, she was a hired actor? It's Moo in disguise?
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>cutting foam on body
Now I don't know anything about making cosplay and if thats an actual thing (if it is, then why the fuck don't you use a mannequin instead, kevin? Its a lot safer than risking gouging your own body), but that statement sure as shit reeks of the tried and true "my hubby didn't give me this black eye! I just slipped down the stairs is all! I promise" excuse made by victims of domestic abuse.
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Oh, wow.
Every time I think I'm done getting info and examples for the upcoming "Kevin Is A Bad Friend" post, these jackasses keep offering up nuggets of insanity on a silver platter. The blatant lying, the scapegoating, the victim playing, the gaslighting, the denial despite evidence, the profound narcissism, the delusional paranoia, the willful ignorance, the arrested development, the hypocrisy, the codependency - it's astonishing.
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He's really going to die on this hill, isn't he?
Kevin, YOU GAVE ALL THE EVIDENCE OF LORI BEING ABUSIVE YOU IDIOT. I guess his "LAWYER" gave him the runaround, as he's now asking Facebook for legal advice...
Good game, scrub.
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"I freaked out at the time and kinda blamed my friend which dug everything deeper when I thought it they might apologize after seeing the rift they caused, but I was wrong.
WHAT??? Kevin is the WORST friend just for that alone. Blaming your friend for cutting yourself in the hopes they might apologize? What the hell is that? Kevin sucks.
And what's with saying family is also responsible for slandering them? I'd like to know about that, since I believe Kevin's parents were against the relationship entirely.
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Holy shit ROFL Nony just liked Kevin's post and her and her friends are sharing it. BIG OOF
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nony and her friends are laughing hard at this shit.
Sorry if this is against rules, I'll delete if so. In the comments of the shared status they are making fun of him and how he thinks she's Momokun lol.
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