Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

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"Bro... you made me lose so much money this week. Wow. Wow. Yo share my shit, I need 30 more subs to survive. Omg."
- Lori the Thriving E-Thot
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Learn high fashion or die, losers.
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"MonsterGirl" indeed. Lori is a horrifying creature void of empathy, skills, knowledge, insight, or goodwill who will undoubtedly use and abuse everyone in her wake until her final breath.
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darklord said:
I would LOVE if someone did a gif of lori’s pictures of her sitting in that stupid position to show how purposely lazy and redundant she is.
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That reminds me of that Paris Hilton same face YTMND. Would be funny if someone did this to Lori's photos because she's always been a same face.

New Reddit stuff but it's boring. And there's a rare supporter too instead of the critical Redditors we usually see:

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Skyward Zelda? Never played that game but I googled it and can't find any images that even remotely resemble what she's wearing. This isn't a "sexy Zelda" costume.
 
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OhGodHowDidThisGetHere said:
"Bro... you made me lose so much money this week. Wow. Wow. Yo share my shit, I need 30 more subs to survive. Omg."
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I absolutely love Lori claiming she lost subs and money over the OF changes because it doesn't make sense. A sub is a 30 day duration and the entirety of the OnlyFans drama (until they announced they reversed the changes) was about 5 or 6 days. That's not enough time for people to leave, even if they all canceled their monthly renew they'd still be subbed for the duration of their 30 days - you can't prematurely cancel a sub.
So yeah I think this whole "I lost subs uwu" thing is another lie. I guess she thinks pity might work?
 
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KaibaCorp ToeSucker said:
Late to the party and ready for the TMI and Devious rankings since I have a foot fetish and I thought I'd give my 2 cents.

I might not be a man, but Lori does have a niche on her hands, but it all falls apart when the filters come off as we all know.
Outside of having big ass "perfect" scuba feet, she doesn't take care of them as much as her witch hands. Bitch needs some lotion STAT.
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I have not heard of female foot fetishists before. Are they common? Are there females who fetishize male feet, or is it mostly other women? Sorry if it's OT, I have just never come across it before and it's not the kind of thing you can usually ask people.

Also to keep this slightly on topic: Lori's ass is terrifying. I did not know a picture of an ass could cause terror but here we are.
 
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urine_county said:
That reminds me of that Paris Hilton same face YTMND. Would be funny if someone did this to Lori's photos because she's always been a same face.

New Reddit stuff but it's boring. And there's a rare supporter too instead of the critical Redditors we usually see:

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The rainbow of hearts.
It's a tranny isn't it?
Why am I even asking? It's always a tranny.
 
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Ok, so Lori isn't "fat", but she's using the "- 100 " descriptor again, and there's no way she weighs under 100 pounds - even at five feet, even her shoop'd to hell and back body isn't under 100 pounds. Even with no "bobs", no way in hell.
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I've also been thinking - if these were two normal, or even attempting to become functional adults, the silence, the downgrade to "boyfriend" status, and Lori taking over the Reddit account, this behavior MIGHT suggest two people who realized they got too serious too quickly, both used inflated egos to get solely what they individually wanted, and either needed to go back to taking it slow, or reconsidering their relationship.

That is 99% probably not the case. People's dumbest/most selfish behavior involving other people usually should stop before age 30. I know there's not really a number to it, and of course, these chucklefucks (especially Lori) aren't going to stop little things like aging, reality, and the realization that "the dream lifestyle" isn't feasible for them, between the behavioral issues and the narcissism, but I'm hoping that at least Kevin starts to form another life, because Lori is either going to destroy it completely/incite the type of behavior we've seen on Reddit and Facebook, or one of them is gonna lose it and off the other one.
 
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OhGodHowDidThisGetHere said:
"Bro... you made me lose so much money this week. Wow. Wow. Yo share my shit, I need 30 more subs to survive. Omg."
- Lori the Thriving E-Thot
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Why are we censoring the chest area, tho...?
The whole world knows there ain't even a bug bite there. Does the cavity now count as an auxiliary vag?
Are chest cavities the new amhole??
 
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urine_county said:
That reminds me of that Paris Hilton same face YTMND. Would be funny if someone did this to Lori's photos because she's always been a same face.

New Reddit stuff but it's boring. And there's a rare supporter too instead of the critical Redditors we usually see:

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Skyward Zelda? Never played that game but I googled it and can't find any images that even remotely resemble what she's wearing. This isn't a "sexy Zelda" costume.
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World War Weeb said:
Ok, so Lori isn't "fat", but she's using the "- 100 " descriptor again, and there's no way she weighs under 100 pounds - even at five feet, even her shoop'd to hell and back body isn't under 100 pounds. Even with no "bobs", no way in hell.

I've also been thinking - if these were two normal, or even attempting to become functional adults, the silence, the downgrade to "boyfriend" status, and Lori taking over the Reddit account, this behavior MIGHT suggest two people who realized they got too serious too quickly, both used inflated egos to get solely what they individually wanted, and either needed to go back to taking it slow, or reconsidering their relationship.

That is 99% probably not the case. People's dumbest/most selfish behavior involving other people usually should stop before age 30. I know there's not really a number to it, and of course, these chucklefucks (especially Lori) aren't going to stop little things like aging, reality, and the realization that "the dream lifestyle" isn't feasible for them, between the behavioral issues and the narcissism, but I'm hoping that at least Kevin starts to form another life, because Lori is either going to destroy it completely/incite the type of behavior we've seen on Reddit and Facebook, or one of them is gonna lose it and off the other one.
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Yeah, her lying in the description about being 100lbs is hilariously pathetic. I know most men don’t know anything about this stuff and can’t tell the difference, but aside from the special kind of deviants into anachans/children, they don’t know because they genuinely don’t give a fuck about weight when it comes to numbers. Her going out of her way to make such a useless yet bold face lie about that is just another example of her out of whack ego, immense insecurity and unwarranted cattiness. Not to mention, she looks the dumpiest she ever has, which has been mentioned here and elsewhere, so clearly that 100lbs claim is a huge cope and nothing more. There’s really no other word besides “pathetic” that comes to my mind when I think of Lori.

Actually, the funniest part about this failed flex is that it isn’t even a flex. 100lbs for a 5 foot tall female is the healthy BMI(19.53) for that body frame. It’s not even close to the edge of underweight, which is what we all know she was going for. So, congrats, Lori, you’re extraordinarily average. Keep shoving it in our faces!
 
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She's still getting less than 10 likes on her OF photosets. It's also funny that she continues to up the amount of homies to sub to the spicy spicy; 30 this time? Damn Abuela, you're getting greedy! Trying to save up to leave Kevin behind when a simp picks you up in the middle of the night? :story: Or is it that Lors wants an extra $300 a month to spoil lil KevKev to some new sneakers?
Imagine being Lori for a second, nearly 40: she's only got bags of chinkinis and empty weed containers to show for it. Then she's got to deal with Kevin who is extremely insecure manbaby (I can easily imagine him throwing a toddler level shitfit in response to Lori being extra cunty to him,) and the stink of ferret shit lingering in every room. Constantly wondering if you'll be able to afford shitty shoes AND special ana-chan milkshakes plus whatever slop Kevin eats.
It's a shit life that two shit people have made for themselves; I can't think of two more deserving sad sacks.
 
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Yeah, her lying in the description about being 100lbs is hilariously pathetic. I know most men don’t know anything about this stuff and can’t tell the difference, but aside from the special kind of deviants into anachans, they don’t know because they genuinely don’t give a fuck about weight when it comes to numbers. Her going out of her way to make such a useless yet bold face lie about that is just another example of her out of whack ego, immense insecurity and unwarranted cattiness. Not to mention, she looks the dumpiest she ever has, which has been mentioned here and elsewhere, so clearly that 100lbs claim is a huge cope and nothing more. There’s really no other word besides “pathetic” that comes to my mind when I think of Lori.

Actually, the funniest part about this failed flex is that it isn’t even a flex. 100lbs for a 5 foot tall female is the healthy BMI(19.53) for that body frame. It’s not even close to the edge of underweight, which is what we all know she was going for. So, congrats, Lori, you’re extraordinarily average. Keep shoving it in our faces!
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all of her “brags” are shit people stopped caring about once they left high school. who the fuck cares about your weight, lori? i mean, clearly you do because you talk about being such a smol bean 24/7 but nobody fucking cares. just like nobody cares about you or your boyfriends shoe collection. its obvious that the both of them have the SAME mental capacity (that of a 15 year old) and have no intentions of maturing past that. what 36 year old woman BRAGS about this shit? jesus christ lori, you are honestly the most pathetic person in the beauty parlor threads- even pixy has a fucking ACTUAL JOB!

all of her behavior now just screams “i never even peaked in high school” and it shows. i would loooooove to have people stop by the farms with candids of lori from high school, or could clue us in to what the hell she was like back then because shes clearly trying to BE something she wasn’t even close to in her teens. if she was a crazy bitch lording over other SM fags, i can only imagine it was because she was bullied relentlessly in high school
 
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World War Weeb said:
Ok, so Lori isn't "fat", but she's using the "- 100 " descriptor again, and there's no way she weighs under 100 pounds - even at five feet, even her shoop'd to hell and back body isn't under 100 pounds. Even with no "bobs", no way in hell.
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Not a chance in hell. Not even a second. We have photos of her when she was actually under and at 100lbs. This is what that actually looks like on Lori:
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Even with her filtering you would be able to see the hard shadows of her bones, specifically the rib cage at all angles and the hip bones. Lori now is as soft as a marshmallow and has lots of creases and clear body fat. She was probably around fluctuating between 5-10% body fat during 2017 but now I'd clock her at 25-30%. She is absolutely skinny fat by definition. Hilarious that she really wants to start peddling that lie despite these still being visible on her profile. She must be bitter about finally killing her metabolism in her 30's with all that fasting (and fast food she eats when she isn't fasting).
 
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Whats the point in even covering your chest hole with a sticker? It makes no sense.

When Shrio died Lori was all "Oh Shiro she could fit in my chest hole, a perfect place for her" and now she's covering it with a sticker as to go 'WHAT HEALTH CONDITION...HAHA.."

I think she's giving a very sad nip slip if anything but there's nothing there Lori. You're a flat board.
 
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