💀 Horrorcow Lorne Armstrong

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New RSO Yearbook Photo came out a couple of days ago:
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I wonder if Lorne has passed his sex offender class yet? He's only been attending it for 13 years at this point...

I also would've thought he'd look a bit happier now that he has a kid and a partner.
 
Polska krowa said:
New RSO Yearbook Photo came out a couple of days ago:
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I wonder if Lorne has passed his sex offender class yet? He's only been attending it for 13 years at this point...

I also would've thought he'd look a bit happier now that he has a kid and a partner.
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Lorne has never been happy and will never be happy. Even when his biggest problems in the world were lack of free mac n' cheese and meatballs, he was venomously miserable and hoping to take advantage of / revenge on anyone and everyone around him.

It does kill me that we have no flies on the wall re: the new baby and partner situation. There's gotta be so much horrorcow shit already going on, but we've just got no eyes on it.
 
Polska krowa said:
There are a load of calls, and footage that show Lorne happy. Usually when the catfish are feeding in to his delusions that they're real, and love him
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Right lol. He is often positively giddy when he's inside the delusional pocket dimension that catfish create for him.

But don't get him started ON DAT FAWKIN' DOC-TAAH! OR FAWKING DAN AGEEN.
 
Just caught this while watching Chris Hansen's "Predators I Caught" podcast. He shills a lot of stuff for extra cash on there, but this grabbed my attention.

I wonder if Lorne is aware that Hansen himself is monetizing Lorne's image in his merch store? That seems like exactly the kind of thing that might lure Lorne back to the internet to argue about it like the 87 Don Quixote he is. Always tilting at Chris, Xavier, and fawking Nathaniel.

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Edit: Oops, double post. I assumed someone else had said something in the last 8 days but I was wrong. My bad.
 
Barely relevant Lorne update for you all:

Michael, the son of Tony "Fahmah" Farmer, Lorne's deceased best frenemy, has been arrested for jacking off naked in public while watching a school bus go by - on at least two occasions. What the fuck is going on in that corner of Maine?????

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I'm not able to verify it, but someone on the temple is claiming that it isn't even the first time he's been booked for doing this. The only other arrest record that I can find is for arson.
 
Polska krowa said:
Michael, the son of Tony "Fahmah" Farmer, Lorne's deceased best frenemy, has been arrested for jacking off naked in public while watching a school bus go by - on at least two occasions.
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Should have trooned out first and called it a "Story Hour."
 
piggy.cum.taster said:
Any updates on the cawdcow? I checked jewtube but no dice.
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New February 24th document. He once again requested to be taken off probation claiming his two failed businesses as accomplishments and also for the protection of his new wife, 2yr old son and a mysterious upcoming child. Claims to travel to "Cananda" regularly to visit them as well as them coming to the TOF in Maine.

This doc also implies that he still receives letters and possible attempts at new catfishes but nothing has come out of it. It's also assumed at this point that Ashley is real and has his best interests in mind. Also implied that Lawn either impregnated her with her second child or there's some semantic fuckery going on eg him being a stepfather

He also reports to have obtained a Canadian citizenship, which some people have pointed out would be rather difficult due to his RSO status and him being on probation for a felony

 
RainJacketAndShorts said:
View attachment 8640080New February 24th document. He once again requested to be taken off probation claiming his two failed businesses as accomplishments and also for the protection of his new wife, 2yr old son and a mysterious upcoming child. Claims to travel to "Cananda" regularly to visit them as well as them coming to the TOF in Maine.

This doc also implies that he still receives letters and possible attempts at new catfishes but nothing has come out of it. It's also assumed at this point that Ashley is real and has his best interests in mind. Also implied that Lawn either impregnated her with her second child or there's some semantic fuckery going on eg him being a stepfather

He also reports to have obtained a Canadian citizenship, which some people have pointed out would be rather difficult due to his RSO status and him being on probation for a felony

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8JvrxWf5BW8
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I did some minimal research on this letter(meaning I fed it to Gemini because I am not going to put that much time into researching it and I am not tainting GPT or Claude with this human waste) and this is...kind of the result:
Lorne could be a Canadian citizen if his father was but even then it would be difficult for him to relocate with his convictions and RSO status.
He could have visited Canada if he was a citizen even with the felonies...maybe but probation would have let him go and he does not mention that they did. I do not think anyone has provided any records that indicate he has traveled to Canada either.
He, and this actually made me laugh, has never been harassed because he has always willingly engaged with the catfish. Like even Gemini knows he is full of shit.
He is also almost certainly destitute and most countries would block you from relocating on that basis.

I also inquired as to whether or not there were AI fingerprints on the letter and Gemini said no for reasons outside of the obvious errors. Still this was not Lornese so maybe someone helped him write it.

It is really unlikely it is someone pretending to be Lorne since this was found on Pacer.

Anyway...I highly doubt either child is his and I find it disgusting and frankly damning for his request to be released from probation which he is on for trying to rape a child so that he can be with his children.

I wonder if Lorne finally just snapped and is blatantly lying to try to get off of probation.
 
RainJacketAndShorts said:
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New February 24th document. He once again requested to be taken off probation claiming his two failed businesses as accomplishments and also for the protection of his new wife, 2yr old son and a mysterious upcoming child. Claims to travel to "Cananda" regularly to visit them as well as them coming to the TOF in Maine.

This doc also implies that he still receives letters and possible attempts at new catfishes but nothing has come out of it. It's also assumed at this point that Ashley is real and has his best interests in mind. Also implied that Lawn either impregnated her with her second child or there's some semantic fuckery going on eg him being a stepfather

He also reports to have obtained a Canadian citizenship, which some people have pointed out would be rather difficult due to his RSO status and him being on probation for a felony

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8JvrxWf5BW8
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I don't get why people on the Temple are debating whether or not the doc is legit. It stinks of Lorne's writing.

I can't think of any other lolcow where one of their trolls ended up marrying/having kids with the lolcow? Are Ashley/Lorne the first?

No doubt this'll get rejected, as the others have, too. I'm looking forward to the court's response and finding out if Lorne has completed sex offender class yet (no doubt, not).

 
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RainJacketAndShorts said:
This doc also implies that he still receives letters and possible attempts at new catfishes but nothing has come out of it. It's also assumed at this point that Ashley is real and has his best interests in mind. Also implied that Lawn either impregnated her with her second child or there's some semantic fuckery going on eg him being a stepfather

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8JvrxWf5BW8
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One of the least acknowledged developments while following a cow is the unmasking that comes when they achieve certain milestones.

There's some juicy meltdowns going on in the comments:

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