Horrorcow Lorne Armstrong

Gorilla Face Gwen has posted a pic of Lorne holding a child. The woman is Ashley, one of the Canadians who came to visit Lorne and have been whiteknighting him for several years. I believe they put an end to the Cas3y catfish, and briefly tried and failed to sell Lorne content.

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The likes under the post include several Armstrong family members (GFG has private everything on her profile since the community got a hold of these pics, so I haven't been able to archive it, unfortunately):
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Lorne's attempts to get off of probation last year centred around trying to get off to see "his child", and he's just submitted a new motion in the last few weeks, again trying to get off probation. The question that remains now is whether or not that's his biological child, or he's just playing stepdaddy with another man's child. I do kinda suspect that GFG wouldn't be making the baby her profile pic and cover photo if it wasn't Lorne's child.

Either way, that kid is well and truly screwed. For his sake, at least he's a boy and not a girl; otherwise, he'd be in real danger.

Edit: It's also absolutely incredible that, after all these years, he still has that fucking headset on. I wonder if Roy welded it to his had in a drunken rage one time.
 
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Edit: It's also absolutely incredible that, after all these years, he still has that fucking headset on. I wonder if Roy welded it to his had in a drunken rage one time.
This made me laugh as much as the idea of Lorne possibly having a child makes me horrified. That kid, regardless of not if it is his biologically, is absolutely fucked if he grows up in close proximity to Cawd himself.
 
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