💀 Horrorcow Lorne Armstrong

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Gorilla Face Gwen has posted a pic of Lorne holding a child. The woman is Ashley, one of the Canadians who came to visit Lorne and have been whiteknighting him for several years. I believe they put an end to the Cas3y catfish, and briefly tried and failed to sell Lorne content.

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The likes under the post include several Armstrong family members (GFG has private everything on her profile since the community got a hold of these pics, so I haven't been able to archive it, unfortunately):
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Lorne's attempts to get off of probation last year centred around trying to get off to see "his child", and he's just submitted a new motion in the last few weeks, again trying to get off probation. The question that remains now is whether or not that's his biological child, or he's just playing stepdaddy with another man's child. I do kinda suspect that GFG wouldn't be making the baby her profile pic and cover photo if it wasn't Lorne's child.

Either way, that kid is well and truly screwed. For his sake, at least he's a boy and not a girl; otherwise, he'd be in real danger.

Edit: It's also absolutely incredible that, after all these years, he still has that fucking headset on. I wonder if Roy welded it to his had in a drunken rage one time.
 
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Jesus, anybody who willingly allows Lorne to hold her child needs a CPS investigation pronto.

Also how does he still look exactly the same 20 years later? I swear this retard is proud that he was on primetime TV once.
 
Polska krowa said:
Edit: It's also absolutely incredible that, after all these years, he still has that fucking headset on. I wonder if Roy welded it to his had in a drunken rage one time.
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This made me laugh as much as the idea of Lorne possibly having a child makes me horrified. That kid, regardless of not if it is his biologically, is absolutely fucked if he grows up in close proximity to Cawd himself.
 
lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll said:
I instinctively rated this horrifying at first even though it's a joke because I still cannot fucking believe Lorne's elderly sperm actually made a baby right at the finish line when we were almost rid of his genetics.
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It is horrifying is reproduced. I blame the Canadian freak for this. Then again, I always blame Canada.
 
As we get close to the anniversary of this psychopath getting caught for trying to rape and make csam with a thirteen year-old here is Lorne reading his chatlog with what he thought was a child:
 
Hope everyone had a blessed Lornemas. Couple of small updates from the Temple

Firstly the ToF (as of 23rd September):
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Nice progress, Lorne!

Secondly, a tax lien totalling $669.92 was put against the property in 2024. As of July, this still hasn't been paid and has accrued interest and fees - now at a total of $759.26. Time to start selling those beanie babies, Lorne!
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Lornemas celebrations this year were very quiet on Youtube. Damn shame.
 
lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll said:
TCAP and Lorne deserve a lot more attention from the world's premier gossip site, in my humble opinion. Always something funny (and horrifying) happening in this sphere.

Thanks @NomiMalone. Absolute madlad.
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Sponsored Thread Arrival Crew, whoop whoop.

Didn't know we had a thread on Lorne. Didn't know he was still alive, either; I could have sworn he died?

He may have only generated six pages in eleven years, and content updates are spread out over months and months, but there's something deeply cathartic in knowing that, no matter how much time passes, somebody, somewhere, will still be hounding Mr Penis Man.
 
This is so sweet :feels:

He's so gallant, sweet and... my legs are still shaking after I read such phrases like:

lorne_a_20014 (10/08/07 10:57:23 PM): you know when i stick my penis in you, you're gonna start making noises while i'm doing it?lol/quote]
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Damn, he is so good at this. I can't imagine I didn't talk to girls like that in high school or later. No surprise he is master seducer of underage girls who are craving for 37-year-old guy and his hairy dick. I wouldn't call it grooming because he talks about sex so gently, indirectly, inbetween lines unlike some incel wanting to abuse underage, immature, vulnerable girl. I bet every teenage girl is dreaming about 20-something year older buy seducing them on public chatroom with live footage of him gooning in front their faces... damn! If he established a School of Seduction of some sort I bet he would hit a jackpot teaching disgusting incels how to talk to younger girls!

Mr. Penis.... Ms. Vagina... Nothing else crosses my mind to describe strong affection between two people other than personalizing genitals! Maybe that is the reason why I didn't scored in high school... maybe if I had a mentor like him I would be drowning in wet underage pussies back then...
 
Solid Snek said:
Didn't know he was still alive, either; I could have sworn he died?
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Many of them are dead by now, for obvious reasons. You might be thinking of Stanley Kendall though, another target of being endlessly 'trolled' (if you call having graphic gay phone sex he got off to an epic troll plan) or possibly Jeff Stacy, AKA the Mickey Mouse predator who OD'd. Or was murdered. Unclear but at the end of the day who ultimately cares.
 
A-Stump said:
Many of them are dead by now, for obvious reasons. You might be thinking of Stanley Kendall though, another target of being endlessly 'trolled' (if you call having graphic gay phone sex he got off to an epic troll plan) or possibly Jeff Stacy, AKA the Mickey Mouse predator who OD'd. Or was murdered. Unclear but at the end of the day who ultimately cares.
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Ah, yeah, that might have been it. Mickey Mouse Pred was one of my favorites, along with "My Mom is Gonna Take My Computer Away", Jeff the Marriage Contract Guy, and CanIRapeYouAnally, who I still giggle at on a monthly basis. It's possible I heard about Mickey Mouse dying and confused him with Lorne...?

-edit- oh shit, Mom's Taking The Computer Away died too!
-edit- CanIRapeYouAnally is dead too!
 
Lorne is like Chris in that his best is when he's left alone to himself. The chatlog and TCAP appearances are fantastic, but everything after that loses it's luster for me. Tried to listen to some of those catfish calls afterwards but it just doesn't feel the same. It's one thing to have someone decoying as a 13yo and let him run wild, it's another to purposefully goad and poke him into giving you a reaction.

I remember there was a "community" built around this guy and TCAP. At one point some guy in there got ousted as a creep, and i wouldn't be surprised if that was just the first of many.
 
Psyduck said:
Lorne is like Chris in that his best is when he's left alone to himself. The chatlog and TCAP appearances are fantastic, but everything after that loses it's luster for me. Tried to listen to some of those catfish calls afterwards but it just doesn't feel the same. It's one thing to have someone decoying as a 13yo and let him run wild, it's another to purposefully goad and poke him into giving you a reaction.

I remember there was a "community" built around this guy and TCAP. At one point some guy in there got ousted as a creep, and i wouldn't be surprised if that was just the first of many.
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That community consisted of some of the dumbest a-logs and trollshielders the Internet may have been graced with. Laughing at the predators is a cherished tradition but they lacked any sort of self-awareness or humor.
 
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