Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[SpacePanther]

Your trolling plans probably suck. Before you break the law to piss Werner off, read this:​

I don't know what the fuck is going on in this thread and I don't want to know, but friendly reminder:

Lolcow LLC is an American limited liability company and I will surrender all pertinent user information upon court order. Cheers.

This is Lucas Werner, a 37 year old, homeless liberal atheist that is a huge supporter of Bernie Sanders.

What exactly qualifies this man as a horrowcow?​

• Werner has an obsession with wanting to bang millennial (preferably 18-30, though he has no qualms about 16 year olds) chicks
• He is an unmedicated schizo that is wandering around the city of Spokane, Washington leaving creepy notes and types of foods that would most likely attract college students and young people
• He has proven to have a bit of a violent person, there is a document about a domestic violence case with his former girlfriend
• He is a spergy and almost euphoric atheist, though he takes it to the extreme
• He gets repeatedly catfished. The main people that have catfished him are @QueenBurritoSupreme and @SheWolfOfWA

I will let these screenshots speak for themselves;

Spoiler: Suzanne Rose vs Lucas Werner

Spoiler: Lucas complaining about his parents

Spoiler: Lucas and his banned dating profiles

Spoiler: A message to one of his catfishes pt 1

Spoiler: Messages to his catfishes 2

Spoiler: Messages to his catfishes 3 NSFW

Spoiler: Messages to his catfishes 4

Spoiler: Messages to catfishes 5

Spoiler: Lucas stalking teenaged girls

Spoiler: Lucas hates Psychology

Spoiler: Lucas doesn't need a job

Here are some links of Lucas's;

Main Facebook
Second Facebook
Third Facebook
Fourth Facebook
His "Company"
Youtube
Google+
OkCupid (inactive)
OkCupid (active)
Discussion of him on Tickld
QUICK Meme
Couch Surfing
PoetryPoem
A Blog Post by His Mom

Also special thanks to @The Hysterical Imam for providing lots of information about Lucas, he has ran in his circles in the past.

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[Trans Fat 41g]

The millionth individual of a very wide spread Sperg Species.

 

[SpacePanther]

One of my favorite comment sections of his.

 

[nad7155]

Russell Crowe should fight him irl.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

So if younger women aged 19+ don't want to date a broke, fat, autist living on welfare then it's somehow their fault for not wanting to do so?

How about you stop being an old creeper, clean yourself up, shave, get a real job and find a woman closer to your own age and stop creeping on the kids.

 

[SpacePanther]

His whole obsession with younger women seems to be because the older women don't like his bullshit, and I guess the last woman he was with (I think they were around the same age, he never specified but it's what I guessed) left him for an older guy with more money.

 

[drain]

He says it's because millenial girls "ageist" and gold diggers, basically saying he's too old and too poor.

Ah yes. The classic 'It's someone else's fault I'm X'.
Dude is a creepy thirsty desperate guy. But clearly, the fault is on the others. No need to improve himself here, nope.

 

[wheat pasta]

3 minutes 30 of masturbation/"ex girlfriend?" talk. He seems drugged. Any known substance abuse problems?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

He probably plays Life is Strange a lot, lots of younger girls in there.

 

[SpacePanther]

3 minutes 30 of masturbation/"ex girlfriend?" talk. He seems drugged. Any known substance abuse problems?

He says he smokes dope on his Facebook but that's all I've heard.

Edit: His last girlfriend was 18 years older than him.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

This is going to be a guy who goes to prison for violently raping a 17 year old.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Because a creeper with a sense of entitlement bigger than OPL's titties is such a catch.

Sir, I have a theory as to why you may be single right now, and it may surprise you to discover that it's not due to faults on the part of your preferred agegroup. Also, you have a head shaped like a rugby ball.

 

[Super Collie]

Millennials are shitheads, though.

 

[Lurker]

This thread probably should be in the Loveshy forum, because this guy is the epitome of a Nice Guy™.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

He must be super poor because so many college girls these days are willing to escort or cam-whore for something as small as an item off of an Amazon wishlist...had a roommate who did that once and she flashed her tits to guys much creepier than Werner.

 

[Coldgrip]

One of my favorite comment sections of his.

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Maybe he should just sing a song:

 

[SpacePanther]

This thread probably should be in the Loveshy forum, because this guy is the epitome of a Nice Guy™.

I wasn't sure where to put him, I couldn't think of a good category. Is there a certain mod that can move threads or? This is my first thread

 

[Bassomatic]

He's a walking negative stereotype of Bernie voters, oh man.

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

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This is Lucas Werner, a 36 year old, poorer liberal atheist with an "EBT card who's 'given away' 1500 from his EBT to his community for 4 years (by buying groceries) ", supposedly "built an FTL Communicator without a college degree (I think he meant a computer)", made a shirt (I will link the company he made with it below) and is a strong supporter for Bernie Sanders.

But, what really makes this man eccentric is how obsessed he is with millenial girls (those over 18 as far as I know). He says that all millenial girls are ageist bigots and completely chimps out when millenial chicks call him creepy or say he's wrong or when people tell him he can't get girls because he's an asshole. He says it's because millenial girls "ageist" and gold diggers, basically saying he's too old and too poor.

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/olympiaatheist?fref=ts
T-shirt company's Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Conversation/1473180889563952?pnref=lhc
His Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtdEs4_DfmmgGLEl3LqQ2YA
Google+: https://plus.google.com/117304499942916204120/posts

Spoiler: Bern A Little Dust

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Spoiler: Banned Dating Profiles

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Spoiler: EVIL WOMEN!!!

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Spoiler: Ageism and Classism Part 1

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Spoiler: Intergenerational

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Spoiler: Ageism and Classism Part 2

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As just a side note, if you ween on him, try to do it in a way that he doesn't realize because he does ban people, mainly women, pretty quick though the responses to them after they are banned are hilarious. For example;

Spoiler: Chimpout Part 1

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Spoiler: Chimpout Part 2

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How salty

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

You can't love everything about your generation, but you take what you can get (if you care at all).

His dad was probably a loveshy.