Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Null]

I don't know what the fuck is going on in this thread and I don't want to know, but friendly reminder:

Lolcow LLC is an American limited liability company and I will surrender all pertinent user information upon court order. Cheers.

 

[SpacePanther]

I will not make everyone read the OP again so I will also post the message here;

STOP WEENING WERNER, MORE THAN LIKELY IT'S BEEN DONE AND IT GETS BORING. IF YOU HAVE INTERESTING INFO FROM WEENING YOU DID, YOU CAN PM ME BUT I ENCOURAGE YOU TO STOP DOING IT.

If you are breaking the law while weening him, please read @Null's post above

 

[BILLY MAYS]

First somebody capped CP from Werner's page, THEN a ween showed up

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Werner already has an army of weens trying too hard, thanks to several Tumblr blogs and Facebook pages watching him. That + summerfags = unhappy days.

Oh, and nobody gives a shit about what I think, but Werner is absolutely more funny when left to his own devices. Shitty catfishing is nothing compared to his glorious telomere rants and the confused reactions of underage girls when a fat homeless man throws bits of paper with his phone number on them.

 

[aerostar88]

This thread sure has been rounding up exceptional weens.

thanks to several Tumblr blogs and Facebook pages watching him.

From what I've read on his YouTube videos, he also has cringe channels watching him as well. Those channels draw in all the edgy 10 year olds, so that certainly isn't helping the ween situation.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Kind of an interesting snapshot in to how Lucas has been spiraling downwards lately.. in less than a month he has gone from thanking someone for agreeing with his ageist rants to "WHATS UP WANT TO FUCK!?"

 

[Bassomatic]

That's not a catfish or anything.....

 

[VJ 120]

Kind of an interesting snapshot in to how Lucas has been spiraling downwards lately.. in less than a month he has gone from thanking someone for agreeing with his ageist rants to "WHATS UP WANT TO FUCK!?"

Even if that's not a catfish, she looks way too old for the Wern.

 

[Argonian Scum]

Even if that's not a catfish, she looks way too old for the Wern.

His crazy talk about fibonacci sequences is just an attempt to fuck teenagers, not something he seriously adheres to yet demanding it of everyone else. In reality he's an opportunist, would probably diddle a corpse if he found one.

 

[Mike Hunt]

Even if that's not a catfish, she looks way too old for the Wern.

I agree, though I doubt Wern really cares about a woman's age, as long as she lets him do her. He'll probably just not be bragging about it after (assuming it's not a catfish in the first place). Dude even thirsts after lesbian pussy, so he's that desperate. Like the dude above me said, he'd probably also do the dead as well.

 

[WatchtheWorldWern]

Kind of an interesting snapshot in to how Lucas has been spiraling downwards lately.. in less than a month he has gone from thanking someone for agreeing with his ageist rants to "WHATS UP WANT TO FUCK!?"

He's not really in a downward spiral so much as he's continuously rationalizing ways in which rock-bottom is actually some kind of enviable, divine state of existence.

 

[saltwatertaffy]

Did anyone see this little gem? I don't recall it being posted here. I just found it on Tumblr. I looked up the original post on this person's FB page and saw that she reported him to the police and gave the cops the note he left. She also put the word out to loads of other people on the bar scene. Good on her. . . (Apologies if this has been posted before but taken down for some reason. Admin, delete this at your discretion. I don't post very often, so I'm not familiar with all the rules. I just don't want anyone yelling at/scolding me.)

 

[Bassomatic]

That's a heroic post, thank you for sharing.

That's god damn creeper status.

 

[Deviljho]

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Did anyone see this little gem? I don't recall it being posted here. I just found it on Tumblr. I looked up the original post on this person's FB page and saw that she reported him to the police and gave the cops the note he left. She also put the word out to loads of other people on the bar scene. Good on her. . . (Apologies if this has been posted before but taken down for some reason. Admin, delete this at your discretion. I don't post very often, so I'm not familiar with all the rules. I just don't want anyone yelling at/scolding me.)

The link he wrote leads to this: http://conversationrage.weebly.com

 

[CallMeDoctorWerm]

The comments on her post are pretty interesting. I wonder if Lucas knows that he literally terrified AT LEAST 2 bartenders and that she filed a police report and stuff.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

What compelled wern to post illegal images to facebook?

 

[aerostar88]

What compelled wern to post illegal images to facebook?

:autism:

 

[Roast Chicken]

What compelled wern to post illegal images to facebook?

Something something telomeres.

 

[The Great Chandler]

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Did anyone see this little gem? I don't recall it being posted here. I just found it on Tumblr. I looked up the original post on this person's FB page and saw that she reported him to the police and gave the cops the note he left. She also put the word out to loads of other people on the bar scene. Good on her. . . (Apologies if this has been posted before but taken down for some reason. Admin, delete this at your discretion. I don't post very often, so I'm not familiar with all the rules. I just don't want anyone yelling at/scolding me.)

His handwriting isn't any good.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I know it's Washington and all, but even they should know by now that you can't have someone like Lucas wondering the streets. He already seems to have a paper trail of evidence a mile long.