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I almost forgot to post these. They were in the thread of comments on that girl's post
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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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He's only posted CP once, you're question doesn't make sense, every other post is him being a creepy weirdo but he's never posted child pornography until August 13th.
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That "stationary" is so weird.
Did he beat up a second grader and take their homework? That looks like something an elementary school teacher would make you write a thank you note to your mom on.
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It really adds to the creep factor. I hope he's not ever near children. 
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I doubt many parents would let their children near a homeless man.It really adds to the creep factor. I hope he's not ever near children.
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Lucas has had a hell of a week
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"I told her she was beautiful and was wondering if she was available"
What events probably actually transpired: he tried talking to her but after being ignored followed her around ranting about telomeres.
What events probably actually transpired: he tried talking to her but after being ignored followed her around ranting about telomeres.
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My favorite part was when the old woman wearing tennis shoes ninja kicked Lucas in the face as he was about to get kissed.
WatchtheWorldWern
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Today has been blessed. My heart skipped when he dumped his notebook contents. I especially like the page that has what appears to be a 2 liter of telomerase in the middle of it.
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Semper Fi to that lady who gave Lucas a Shining Wizard 
Those notes are glorious too. I wish more of our subjects would make old-fashioned lunatic notebooks.
Those notes are glorious too. I wish more of our subjects would make old-fashioned lunatic notebooks.
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A Wernerful Mind. That's what this has become.
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I hope someone takes "Telomeric Love" as a username.
Lunachu
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What probably happened was that the older woman was actually the girls mother, the girl was actually underage, and mum took offense to a creepy pedophile trying to force a kiss on her underage daughter.
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Someday, the FBI will use this manifesto to train profilers.
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"I harassed an underage girl. I got kicked in the face and dragged to the nearest shelter where I cried like a little bitch and ejaculated insanity on my notebook pages. Then I harassed someone there and was kicked out. Then I decided to harass yet another, married woman. Progress is being made. Also you're all ageist fucks."Lucas has had a hell of a week
On a side note that notebook wouldn't be out of place in a Cold Case episode.
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He's really not even keeping his own stories straight. Lucas can't even capitalize right let alone point out the mass errors in his typing and has the nerve to insult younger people's typing. To be fair, when the message is clear to attack typing is always kinda a straw grasp, even more so when Lucas writing is just pure, literal, schizophrenia.
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I've started reading his writing in Charlie Kellys voice, and it makes him a whole lot funnier.
on a serious note
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well, it finally happened, someone got assaulted. luckily it was lucas and not one of his targets.Lucas has had a hell of a week
also, too much telomerase is a really bad thing. if your cells protect their telomeres when they are damaged, you have a fucked up cell that keeps replicating even though its fucked when it should be undergoing apoptosis and ridding the body of a fucky cell. this is how many really nasty forms of cancer happen.
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