Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[lesbolution]

So he is killing himself, albeit in a pretty roundabout way.

 

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

So he is killing himself, albeit in a pretty roundabout way.

Exactly, in his longest schizo word salad that he posted recently he said he was hospitalized because of hyperglycemia. He really is going to end up dead soon if he doesn't treat his severe illnesses.

 

[Bassomatic]

To be honest I don't think he's aware of this or trying to, and people like Lucas are a perfect example of how stout the human body can be. You can go with out insulin for a remarkably long time as Lucas is proving. Yes it will kill you at some point. But this is "I'll hold my breath till I get what I want" a small child does.

It's clear he's got the interesting combo (very common in his illness) of near god complex and victim hood. If some how Bernie won banned Christians and gave him a 14 year old wife, he'd still have some injustice to battle instead of having any sort of fruitful life.

I'm saying this from a logical stand point, look at his "book" for example. He claims it's worth millions and brags he is so good to people by donating to charity and doesn't care about money. Why wouldn't you release it then? Millions of dollars to build shelters, feed the poor donate to cancer research etc.

The book we all know is just garbage, but he needs to have something to hold against people and a reason to hold himself in high esteem. Because in his mind he's not only a great writer he's holding us down by not sharing his ideas. Lucas is oppressing you and I for not giving him his god earned teen fuck slave.

 

[Particle Bored]

It's kinda lazy, but I heard the original at work today...

To the tune of The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Wimoweh), by The Tokens:

Spoiler

Teleeeee-eeee-eeom-om-erase
Teleeeee-eeee-eeom-om-erase

Telo-merase telo-merase telo-merase telo-merase
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In the sequence, Fib'nacci sequence, the Werner hunts his prey
Don't be a bigot, please suck his spigot; the Werner hunts his prey

Teleeeee-eeee-eeom-om-erase

Telo-merase telo-merase telo-merase telo-merase
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In the lunchroom, the college lunchroom, the Werner plants his bait
With EBT card, that soc'list r/etard, the Werner plants his bait

Teleeeee-eeee-eeom-om-erase

Telo-merase telo-merase telo-merase telo-merase
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Hush, millen'yals, don't fear, millen'yals, the Werner sleeps tonight
In the psych ward, resenting Bernard, the Werner sleeps tonight

Whoa oh ho, whoa oh ho, whoa ho telomerase

Teleeeee-eeee-eeom-om-erase

Telo-merase telo-merase telo-merase telo-merase
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Teleeeee-eeee-eeom-om-erase
Teleeeee-eeee-eeom-om-erase

 

[m0rnutz]

lmao i got this dude while he was fresh with a catfish ages ago, i have more but he has it blocked now because some bitch told him. we would tell him to walk to the dairy queen in the next city when he was living in olympia saying there was somewhere he could stay. one time i used a stolen cc 2 buy him $70 worth of pizza. idk why im posting here, just thought you guys would find it funny here are a few screencaps from when i tried catfishing him again but he got told, this was the last message i ever got from him.
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This actually made me fucking cringe in real life.

Does he copy and paste this to every woman he sees

 

[wholetthegodsout]

Im still trying to catch up on this thread, but I'm shocked to finally discover a lolcow that resides in my city. I don't know if I really want to run into Lucas Werner anytime soon though. If I ever do you can guarantee I will post a field report.

 

[Am_Shaegar]

Anyone think that his site 'conversationrage' was supposed to be 'conversationourage,' only he fucked it up.

[GALLERY=media, 2474]Muhtelomeres by Am_Shaegar posted Sep 3, 2016 at 11:46 PM[/GALLERY]

Edit: I just made this OC

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Lol how the fuck is his MSRA infection not getting better? I'm sure being diabetic is bad for your immune system. He could be like one puncture wound away from getting flesh eating strep and dying.

 

[saltwatertaffy]

The Werm just mentioned on FB that he has a "volunteer" job, working 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, "and sometimes on Saturday". I find that EXTREMELY hard to believe. If it's true, I hope only men work there. I can't imagine being a woman (or teenage girl) and having to spend 8 hours everyday around that creepy-ass bucket of misery & insanity.

 

[WatchtheWorldWern]

Lol how the fuck is his MSRA infection not getting better? I'm sure being diabetic is bad for your immune system. He could be like one puncture wound away from getting flesh eating strep and dying.

His MRSA can't really get better unless he starts dealing with the beetus, since it's bacterial. He's actually kind of lucky, since the infection is high up on his back. If it was on his lower leg, his sugar-rich blood would pool around the infected area and they'd probably have to cut off a foot or something.

Speaking of infections. Did you know that Lucas' semen will decrease your babies' risk of "developing" HIV, Herpes (genital, I assume), and the common cold?

 

[Bassomatic]

Just because Lucas is so bonkers I had to google what the noble prize really was about... he's half right. For him that's an improvement by leaps and bounds. : http://www.nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/medicine/laureates/2009/ and if you care what it was really about : http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/nobel-prize-medicine-2009-genetics/

Reading Lucas babble makes me want a 35 year old whiskey though.

 

[Adamska]

Defective seed from a defective man only results in more defective offspring. But Werniebro here doesn't care about reality; if he did, he'd take his brain medicine and try and learn how humans operate in society.

 

[saltwatertaffy]

The Werm does NOT have bipolar disorder. Repeat: WERM DOES NOT HAVE BIPOLAR DISORDER.
However, he is still a schizophrenic pedophile with narcissistic disorder. Funny how he's silent about THAT one.

 

[VJ 120]

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The Werm does NOT have bipolar disorder. Repeat: WERM DOES NOT HAVE BIPOLAR DISORDER.
However, he is still a schizophrenic pedophile with narcissistic disorder. Funny how he's silent about THAT one.

Good thing that law only applies to medical professionals and social workers, and is pretty much useless in the context of Lucas powerleveling all over the internet and getting assmad when people make fun of him for it. By all means, take us to court, Wern.

 

[Bassomatic]

There is no way even in a civil case would Lucas leave a court room not in cuffs.
His actions show hes a contempt case waiting to happen.

Ps
He still has MRSA as well

 

[autism420]

Lucas Werner has AIDS.

 

[AnimuGinger]

Good thing that law only applies to medical professionals and social workers, and is pretty much useless in the context of Lucas powerleveling all over the internet and getting assmad when people make fun of him for it. By all means, take us to court, Wern.

Good thing it only covers medical professionals and social workers who have actually had him as a patient. Which is literally no one who would care enough about him to tell anyone except their local police department.

 

[WatchtheWorldWern]

Even if the HIPAA laws DID apply to the general public, which it doesn't; he still wouldn't have a case, because the only reason any of us know anything about his medical condition is because he openly blurts all of it to the world ad nauseum. You can't sue people for reacting to information that you willingly gave them.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

It's too bad he can't collect all that money. He would surely use it to help people worse off than he is, and adhere to his socialist morals.

p.s Lucas Werner has AIDs

 

[Muncie Anderson]

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The Werm does NOT have bipolar disorder. Repeat: WERM DOES NOT HAVE BIPOLAR DISORDER.
However, he is still a schizophrenic pedophile with narcissistic disorder. Funny how he's silent about THAT one.

Those first couple of sentences...is Lucas deluded enough to think that he can start fining people for speculating about his medical issues?