Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Now I may not be a rocket scientist, but don't birth defects usually happen to older people that have kids? I don't think you are going to get a retarded kid from fucking a younger guy. Does Lucas have any sort of science to back any of his claims up? Words like "antimeditridecadal" don't exist.

I already know the answer, he does what a lot of people on the internet do, and make this shit up out of air. What I find funny is that even if he did get his perfect society where young women only go after 35+ year old men, he would STILL be single.
 
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Apparently he has a date.
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Okay, it's Monday. Any updates on this "date" he was supposed to have had on Saturday? I can't see two of his FB pages anymore, so I'm curious if he posted anything else about it.
 
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He's really way more entertaining when left to his own devices, honestly.
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You're right. There is little milk to get Facebook messages. Don't get me wrong, he will always reply with autistic, repulsive, essays about his semen, but that gets old. I haven't spoken to Wern over Facebook in a good while now, but from what I've seen of what he's been sending lately, it all seems to be copy-paste excerpts from his manifesto website.

I'm interested to hear how this catfish situation went. I mean, it's probably no different from the other times he's been catfished. He'll probably go on a big posting spree about how he's holding his great book ideas hostage until he gets to impregnate a high school-aged feeeeemale.

Here's an interesting exchange that went on last night.

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Not a lot of Millennial chicks rocking my Generation X telomerasing D.
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"All around me are millennial faces, wern-out places, wern-out faces... making memes bout presidential races, going nowhere, going nowhere..."

His Clinton rage has definitely subsided over the past couple of months, too. Seems to be in the "necessary evil" train of thought, which is remarkably sane for Lucas. Lucas would make a great write-in candidate...
 
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His Clinton rage has definitely subsided over the past couple of months, too. Seems to be in the "necessary evil" train of thought, which is remarkably sane for Lucas. Lucas would make a great write-in candidate...
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I can see it now......"Solving immigration, stopping terrorism, or fixing the economy? These come second to the true problem facing America.....Millennial girls not dating and fucking me- I mean older guys! I promise within the first year there will be a law that forces all Millennial girls to fuck older guys!"

What would his campaign slogan be?

Also I know some places consider Millennial to even mean those born in early 1980s, so they would be in their mid-30s by now, why doesn't Lucas hook up with them? Are they not "Millennial" enough for him?
 
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