Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Getting back into his paranoid and defensive state

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Temporarily spooked. Give him a day or so and he'll go back to being laid back talking about impregnating the girls he sees on MTV.
 
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Science sperging ahead.

This guy's complete lack of understanding about telomerase is actually horrifying. He goes back and forth about its function so goddamned much that I don't even know what he's trying to say anymore. Old people have better telomerase? Telomerase causes cancer? That second part is pretty accurate, but telomerase also helps cells survive and divide. It's not a matter of age, it's a matter of genetics. Old people don't have different telomerase, unless they have mutant telomerase (much more likely, given their exposure to mutagens throughout their lives)

Older people have shorter telomeres, in general. That's just a part of having your goddamn cells divide. When you are deficient in telomerase, you age faster. This is, hilariously, at the root of a disease called Werner Syndrome.

So, Wern, if you're going to market your telomerase to people, you miiiight want to reconsider. Anyone with half a brain can see that the kind of telomerase you're associated with is not the kind you want to be passing along to your offspring.

Christ.
 
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xenontrioxide said:
Science sperging ahead.

Older people have shorter telomeres, in general. That's just a part of having your goddamn cells divide. When you are deficient in telomerase, you age faster. This is, hilariously, at the root of a disease called Werner Syndrome.
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Might not be a complete coincidence; I daresay he was Googling or searching Wikipedia for his own name and latched onto it, totally misinterpreting what he was reading.
 
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Solzhenitsyn said:
Might not be a complete coincidence; I daresay he was Googling or searching Wikipedia for his own name and latched onto it, totally misinterpreting what he was reading.
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The really, really sad part is that I doubt you're wrong. He just saw "something something telomere shortening something telomerase aging something Werner" and bam. Lady problem? Solved.
 
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From his latest twitter rantings.

My name is Lucas Werner. I haven’t had a girlfriend in almost 5 years. I’ve tried to date younger women for nearly 5 years. Millennial chicks are a bunch of bigots. Red Robin with me if you’re an interested Millennial female. My interest in younger women can really be streamed down to the fact that their bodies produce more progesterone. While I have enjoyed the company of 4 older women and 4 women my own age, they all found older men much more appealing. Telomerase is a youth enriching enzyme. People under the age of 35 produce more of this enzyme. An abundance of telomerase causes cancer, depression and stress. Men over the age of 35 who become dads give their kids stronger DNA because while telomerase declines with aging, it increasing in the testes of men over the age of 35. I’ll be 37 on November 27, 2016. I have no kids. I’ve never been married. I’m also prone to be less cancerous, depressive and stressful as a mate. Not only is progesterone the fertility hormone in women, it boosts the male immune system by raising the levels of testosterone in the male body. I will leave the option of breeding up to the females. Younger women also balance falling rates of telomerase by creating molecular equilibrium between a young adult female and a male over the age of 35. Inbreeding causes short telomeres in offspring. Incest is illegal whether or not a child is produced from the union. Breeding with men under the age of 35 causes even shorter telomeres in children than inbreeding through incest. Breeding with men under the age of 35 leads to a higher chance of offspring being born with more genetic abnormalities than even through births from incest relationships. Incest has crashed the royal lines of several monarchies around the world throughout human history indeed through genetic conditions and mental illness. There was arguably a lot of warfare in the past, however there is much more widespread violence and greed through the effects of war today, both domestically and on foreign soil. We’ve had combat troops on the ground in The Middle East for 26 years in a row. This is the longest period of continued bloodshed in American history. I have lived in Spokane for 4 months from Olympia. Contact me if you’re an interested young woman. I’ll treat you to lunch downtown. I don’t drive, but I have one suggestion.
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I would almost feel sympathy for him, for all he needs to do is get a job, a home (a shitty apartment would be a step-up from being homeless), and maybe a vehicle although if he lives in a large city he might not need that.

Oh and he also needs to stop chasing after 16-25 year olds, while sperging on the internet. Even if he DID find one, she would try to look him up on Facebook or type his name in google and see this, and voilà the relationship is over.

If he had bad experience with older women, then why not women his own age or just a little younger? I mean it's very rare for a 16- year old to get with a 30+ year old without ulterior or creepy reasons. I'm sure somewhere there are people that have such a large age gap actually love each other, but how many of these people do you see?

Also i'm a little ignorant of age of consent laws by state to state, so I don't know the exact details but isn't it 16 in WA? So while it would be creepy wouldn't he still be able to get away with it if he even found someone to consent at that age with him?
 
The age of majority is still 18, though. There are laws in place to protect minors.
 
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Check out the group Wernspotting, now it's Wern=-Span or some such. There's a thread that has lots of lovely caps of Wern in a PM talking about how his niece is gorgeous and he could have fucked her when she was little as he took her to the park all the time.
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I don't know whether to rate this informative or horrifying.

Edit: Someone made a parody account of him, just saw it while I was looking for the group.

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100013619463612&fref=ts
 
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Does this guy know Trump has a much younger sweetheart? Might take his gibs however. Nothing ventured, nothing gained though.
 
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