Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

How many times have we seen him rant about comitting suicide by now ?
 
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well, it finally happened, someone got assaulted. luckily it was lucas and not one of his targets.

also, too much telomerase is a really bad thing. if your cells protect their telomeres when they are damaged, you have a fucked up cell that keeps replicating even though its fucked when it should be undergoing apoptosis and ridding the body of a fucky cell. this is how many really nasty forms of cancer happen.
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Well at least we have one answer as to how dangerous he really is. Answer to the question of what would Lucas do if a woman resisted him: cry for four days straight.
 
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AnOminous said:
Well at least we have one answer as to how dangerous he really is. Answer to the question of what would Lucas do if a woman resisted him: cry for four days straight.
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He did strike me as someone similar to Ronald in terms of reactions to someone fighting back. As big and dangerous looking as he is, he really comes off as a beta cuck. The only clear danger, for now, is his mrsa.
 
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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
He did strike me as someone similar to Ronald in terms of reactions to someone fighting back. As big and dangerous looking as he is, he really comes off as a beta cuck. The only clear danger, for now, is his mrsa.
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I do think he's capable of snapping. It's just a question of whether it will happen sooner or later.
 
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autism420 said:
Werner will be the next lolcow to kill himself.

Screencap this.
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I honestly have to agree. He's taken a serious turn for the worse in the past couple of months. One of the things I noticed about Julie before she an hero'd is that she'd gone from full of energy and vitriol to just sort of being defeated and unwilling to even bother defending herself anymore. I'm getting those vibes from the Wern. He used to have a lot more passion about his crazy shit and more ego. Now it's just sort of like "please fuck me, god I'm so lonely".
 
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Lucas has been messaging my 15 year old girl profile. LOL Will he ever learn? I've never even talked to him with this one.
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Edit: He's still going, more SS. Also, a photo comment.
 
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That burrito incident really sticks in his craw, doesn't it? What happened after they caught him at the time?
 
"Baby sauce"

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He's trying to spread his drug resistant fucking super bug all over Spokane. I feel so terrible for whatever poor care worker gets the shit end of the stick and has to wear a biohazard suit to change Lucas's filthy sheets, and then presumably incinerate them afterwards. Do our eyes in his area have any more info about him getting kicked in the face?
 
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Bassomatic said:
By my count 8.
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Oh, I wasn't sure if all the little one liners at the end were seperate messages or not. Thanks.

Does he really still refuse to admit that MRSA is horrifically contagious? To the point that if you have it or you're colonized, doctors wear surgical masks when in the same room as you? It's a high risk, painful infection, no matter if it's classed as an STD or not.
 
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It's a mix of his thirst and an effect of his mental illness, he wants people to feel bad for him and MRSA is not an STD so it's something he just refuses to admit. He's insane and stupid and lacks a filter. But this is his idea of look, you won't get my cancer if you sleep with me, so... feel bad and put out.

For some strange reason since MRSA isn't an STD he feels it's not going to transmit via sex, when in reality it needs less contact than sex. I'd also wager Lucas is the kind of person who if a woman would put out he'd throw a major tantrum about wearing a condom.
 
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Does he really still refuse to admit that MRSA is horrifically contagious? To the point that if you have it or you're colonized, doctors wear surgical masks when in the same room as you? It's a high risk, painful infection, no matter if it's classed as an STD or not.
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Well, he also refuses to take insulin for his fucking diabetes, so the MRSA denial isn't too much of a stretch.
 
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Father Dharmendra Rada said:
Well, he also refuses to take insulin for his fucking diabetes, so the MRSA denial isn't too much of a stretch.
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That's a political protest, unlike the MRSA denial. Oddly enough he's aware it's dangerous and damage to not take the insulin.
 
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