Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

darkwingosonichugorl said:

The comedown from this entitlement is going to be fierce. Niggae Luke is somehow a worse e-beggar than DSP.
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The fact that he thinks his time (which consists of him sitting on his fat ass and screeching about "zoomer poonaner", "flat bill hoarders", and his "super-sperm") is worth more than what an ER nurse makes is ridiculous. He is a pathetic piece of shit and deserves to sleep under a bridge and eat out of trash cans.

Fanatical Pragmatist said:
Mountain Dew-chicken & eating ramen with a pencil are totally acceptable food for Lucas Werner, but Little Caesar's $5 cheese pizza is just too disgusting and lowly.
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I remember the pictures of the "food" he makes himself... Little Caesar's $5 hot and ready pizza is a meal prepared by Gordon Ramsay in comparison.

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The fucking idiot is begging for food and an Uber ride back to downtown Spokane because walking three miles in the cold is too much for him. Oh boo fucking hoo. Maybe if you weren't such a gullible pedophile piece of shit, you wouldn't be in this situation.

"GIVE ME MORE FREE SHIT!"
 
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Goldaor said:
I'm watching the podcast so you don't have to:

The three guys were really good at dominating him but now that it's these two old women's turn: they're chimping out at his ideas while he's calm, collected and confident. This is a huge failure (tho the beginning was good) and will only feed his already giant ego.

With the guys, he was wolfing in his nails, couldn't keep them out of his mouth but with the women he's...bored.

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With the old women:
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It just ended, don't waste your time watching the whole thing
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That' just proves what a nasty, misogynistic incel Lucas is: Men intimidate him, he stays meek and polite and only offers half assed 'no u...' in response to being told he's wrong about something. women say roughly the same thing and it makes him put on his "I know more than you, sweetheart" face and get snappy.
 
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Narr Then said:
Walking to the bathroom and back in his muggins subsidised room is too much for him, he just pisses the bed.
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I feel for the janitors.
Da Dude123 said:
Well fitness has been dropping due to the lack of age gap relationships and telomeres
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Here I was thinking that Lucas was in peak physical condition due to his long teleomeres.
 
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He thinks a tiny amount of snow will make people feel bad for him, despite that he has enough blubber to hibernate for the winter.

Also, there are buses and I'm fairly sure Spokane gives the homeless free bus passes. He really has no excuse to need an uber. You'd think someone whose "home" is a bus terminal would know how to utilize public transpo.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:

Lucas deserves a job, but better than some minimum wage job, despite being less qualified than everyone and a sexual harassment case waiting to happen.
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Translation = pay me $50ph to chat shit (coz that's where my talents lie, see), but you have to come to me, I'm not going to actually look for work'.
 
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