Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[PrincessKidana]

The fact that in the caption for "I need a job" he even admits he has NO experience aside from fast food 20 YEARS ago. Let that sink in... he admits he is basically worthless but expects people to just give him a job.

He is the laziest, nastiest piece of shit.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

That' just proves what a nasty, misogynistic incel Lucas is: Men intimidate him, he stays meek and polite and only offers half assed 'no u...' in response to being told he's wrong about something. women say roughly the same thing and it makes him put on his "I know more than you, sweetheart" face and get snappy.

While I agree that Lucas is a misogynist, I think that's because Lucas is just a pussy.

I believe Lucas would act similar in the presence of a female in a position of authority (e.g. Cop) or one he could quickly gage would kick his ass; while he would pull the snappy act with males he *believes* he could overpower or otherwise dominate.

Lucas deserves a job, but better than some minimum wage job, despite being less qualified than everyone and a sexual harassment case waiting to happen.

"I need a job, but not some minimum wage bullshit"

Lucas motherfucker, you aren't even qualified for minimum wage jobs. Your last minimum wage job you got fired from, you've been unemployed for 20+ years, you are a walking liability (both to health code and sexual harassment suits), and your idea of a resume is to post a YT video of yourself possibly naked laying down like a lardass.
A minimum wage job would be a fucking over-excessive, undeserved promotion for the likes of you!

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas deserves a job, but better than some minimum wage job, despite being less qualified than everyone and a sexual harassment case waiting to happen.

Yeah, I am sure most employers search out employees by searching Youtube and Instagram videos. And if they did they would think "Who is this fat dirty guy who is not wearing a shirt? I am sure he would be a plenty good employee for our company. Tell me more!". He says "you tell me". The lazy cow like everything else, is too lazy to look for work on his own. Someone should be coming to him!

Unless you have unique and in demand talents and skills. You have to make an effort to find work. The employer rarely seeks you out. But the fat cow doesn't get that. Plus, isn't he disabled and can't work due to his bipolar, schizophrenia, autism, and exceptionalism? Now, he is saying he can work?

 

[Wernology]

Hahaha...in the newest video he whines “I’m trying to get housing but they won’t return my calls or emails. I’ll have to go in person.”

Or, they know who you are, what you are, and won’t give you shit!

I guess he forgot he's on a government no rent list and no landord would take him given his lack of job history, eviction record, and all of that.

 

[ClownBrew]

I guess he forgot he's on a government no rent list and no landord would take him given his lack of job history, eviction record, and all of that.

There's probably some Obama-era law that will allow him into "fair affordable housing" if the payee vouches for it or something.

 

[Rescuetoast]

my cat is more self sufficient than this 41 year old man. I hope he goes to open mic night though

 

[Iseecovidpeople]

Ok, I know we are trying to promote hands off......but.
What if we offered to sponsor another podcast, but one of the hosts has to be @Jeremiah the Bullfrog or @klickitat?
To get his bounty he has to interact and answer the questions he hates from people that actually know his history.

 

[Rescuetoast]

Ok, I know we are trying to promote hands off......but.
What if we offered to sponsor another podcast, but one of the hosts has to be @Jeremiah the Bullfrog or @klickitat?
To get his bounty he has to interact and answer the questions he hates from people that actually know his history.

No. Stop. Stop with the podcasts, stop with the interviews, stop with the sponsoring. Just knock it off.

 

[Iseecovidpeople]

No. Stop. Stop with the podcasts, stop with the interviews, stop with the sponsoring. Just knock it off.

I know I know
But there are things I would really like to hear him answer for.

 

[Rescuetoast]

I know I know
But there are things I would really like to hear him answer for.

People have blown through over a grand of perfectly good money trying to get him to answer questions that he has made it very clear he will not answer. There’s nothing you won’t get on one of these amateur hour podcasts he isn’t going to say on IGTV for free eventually.
ETA: realized I sounded kind of rude, didn’t mean to be rude. Just don’t like entitled Lucas saga, it’s annoying.

 

[Iseecovidpeople]

People have blown through over a grand of perfectly good money trying to get him to answer questions that he has made it very clear he will not answer. There’s nothing you won’t get on one of these amateur hour podcasts he isn’t going to say on IGTV for free eventually.

What I enjoyed about the new podcast is that they actually kept him on point. He didn’t have the opportunity to chimp out and scream “move on, forgive me” because they would have just put him on mute and moved on without him. He steamrolled @Goldaor because he knew he could.

 

[AFondFare-doToAFriend]

I just watched that video where he is demanding a good pizza! Who the hell is he to demand anything? He should be grateful that someone would send him a hot and ready pizza to talk about telomeres and how Gen Z are bigots for not dating him.

If he wants to be ungrateful, then don't give him anything. He is just gonna start reeing and mooing later. He can go bargain with a shelter to take his fat ass in and use his tardbux and food stamps that we pay for to buy himself food. If he blows it on Isaac and a bunch of troons, then that is on him! He is such a burden on society.

No matter what shit people give him, they will never be able to give him what he really wants; queefy teebie bopper poontang. Knowing that makes me feel a little better.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I have a feeling many homeless people look down on minimum wage workers. Hence why they are homeless

Facts don't care about your feelings.

 

[Rescuetoast]

What I enjoyed about the new podcast is that they actually kept him on point. He didn’t have the opportunity to chimp out and scream “move on, forgive me” because they would have just put him on mute and moved on without him. He steamrolled @Goldaor because he knew he could.

I agree. It was a better interview. And yet we still learned nothing of value because he has nothing of actual value to say. Lucas is good for a laugh at any and all times. You don’t have to buy the entertainment.

 

[ThomasAudley]

He got Clinkerdagger...top hat me but FOR FUCKS SAKE PEOPLE!!!!!

 

[Rescuetoast]

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He got Clinkerdagger...top hat me but FOR FUCKS SAKE PEOPLE!!!!!

I looked this up because I was curious last night about how much it would cost to DoorDash. Top hat me too cuz I am mad lol
eta: he got a different steak than the one I put in that’s more expensive. Oh well

 

[VoidFace]

I hope he goes to open mic night though

I’d happily kick in $50 to get Lucas to go to an open mic, so long as a kiwi is there to record it.

Imagine it:
Lucas barely makes it up to the stage, dragging that numb right foot, people in the front row already reeling from the stench wafting off of him. He starts ranting off the top of his head, partly because he knows he’s funny but mostly because he’s too stupid to write and memorize a set.

A rant here, a fart there, climbing ever closer to the punchline and then...

silence

Not even a pity laugh from someone who is just uncomfortable. Lucas having his whole world, this entire idea he is funny, come crashing down. And then the yelling starts. The screaming about classism and agephobia as he spits his vitriol and words all over those still stuck up front, until security drags him out.

Hell, I’ll kick in $100

 

[boner_alert]

Ok, I know we are trying to promote hands off......but.
What if we offered to sponsor another podcast, but one of the hosts has to be @Jeremiah the Bullfrog or @klickitat?
To get his bounty he has to interact and answer the questions he hates from people that actually know his history.

I do get where you're coming from but the only thing good in my book is where no one sends that fat greedy greaseball anything. Like @klickitat's comments section and the interaction that happens there, or Mia's dad, since the fat idiot keeps posting his number himself

Edit:

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He got Clinkerdagger...top hat me but FOR FUCKS SAKE PEOPLE!!!!!

Give me the fucking hats too what the fuck. I just watched his psycho videos, greasy and shirtless, demanding a job and money and food with the cuntiest tone and after seeing the Geek room podcast interview halted into limbo, I thought well fuck, maybe finally he's going to start realizing that he can't be so abrasive and cunty when he's begging for things

It tickled my bitter black heart to think he had no food today or tomorrow. I'm fucking bewildered, I can't even wrap my mind around the kind of cucked retards who would bend to this absolute worthless piece of shit

I'm starting to think maybe this is the method behind the madness .. to make us all moti and getting their shit and giggles from that. Im prob going to step away for a minute

 

[mothman96]

View attachment 1811696
He got Clinkerdagger...top hat me but FOR FUCKS SAKE PEOPLE!!!!!

I looked this up because I was curious last night about how much it would cost to DoorDash. Top hat me too cuz I am mad lol
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Continues to show there are top level morons orbiting the Pedo Freak.

 

[VoidFace]

Continues to show there are top level morons orbiting the Pedo Freak.

I’m betting, at this point, they’re just trying to troll us.