holeinthedark
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Did you notice the stained sheets in front of the pizza box at the beginning of the video?
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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LeeLoo
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denysdemontfort
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Looks like a pillow, so... nose bleed? Head wound?
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hair grease.
Also, I say, let people shower him with gifts. let them make him feel like a god. And when the rug is yanked out from under him when they stop it will be epic.
Also, I say, let people shower him with gifts. let them make him feel like a god. And when the rug is yanked out from under him when they stop it will be epic.
MRSA sore that's bleeding.?
holeinthedark
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Omg those poor maids. I hope they wear hazmats when they clean his room.
He's gonna cost the Geek Room money in damages from all those different stains until they'll stop and/or the motel kicks him out for destroying property with his gross fucking body
He's gonna cost the Geek Room money in damages from all those different stains until they'll stop and/or the motel kicks him out for destroying property with his gross fucking body
I think that particular motel is already used to finding all kinds of bodily fluids and stuff in their rooms. That's why Lucas fits in.
Iseecovidpeople
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That’s what I’m thinking. He has to complete the podcast to get the treasure at the end. He won’t last the entire time but it will be damn entertaining.
Personally, that’s my whole motivation here. I enjoy entertainment, he is very entertaining when he is constantly mooing.
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Oh wow. Isolating a couple of phrases he said toward the end of this video with some precise edits could really make him appear to be the most racist, misogynist and homophobic person alive.
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It's probably food stains from the Clinkerdagger stuff he had earlier because he eats on the bed, but I'll run with hair grease. I miss the hair grease stain on his fartbox wall. Lucas Colby Werner is a fat nasty dirty diseased disgusting unhygienic smelly slob.
That's a blood stain.
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Got me a thumbnail for round two of today's videos!
I'm so endlessly amused that he thinks he's worth $100/hr now, that's really going to give him a lot of job prospects.
I mean, hell, even at my BEST paying job at an ivy league school I wasn't making close to $100/hr and this 41 year old mentally ill, diabetic, shits-the-bed, gets catfished every other week hobo thinks he is. When TGR gets bored with him and cuts him loose he's going to be surprised in the most hilarious way to find that he's, at best, worth a minimum wage warehouse job, and probably not even that, because he's got those fuckin' noodle arms and all the health of an animal that the vets are debating putting out of its misery as it'd be kinder that way.
Pump Meat
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I hope someone poses as an 18 year old lad and pays Lucas to ask an 18 year old lass out for him, and then the same lad reports wild success with his new zoomer bae and attributes it all to Lucas' well written and passionate prose.
It wouldn't aggravate his narcissism at all.
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Motel 6 Spokane doesn’t give a shit what people do there, and I doubt housekeeping will even notice the mess.
ETA: she gave it four stars for some reason
ETA: she gave it four stars for some reason
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The grease stain seems like so long ago but it was about 10 months. It’s kind of amazing how badly he blew it. That situation at his fartbox was probably his last chance to get his shit together and he really didn’t even try.
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The thing that amuses me is that he legitimately believes people value his views and his opinions enough to pay that much "per hour". The people continuing to enable him and "pay him for his services" are just stroking his ego. Goldaor and now TheGeekRoom are equally guilty at this point in making him think he offers something of value.
Since I know you're reading this, Pukas: An hour of your time isn't even worth a dime. You're a disgusting pig, a misogynist, and a pedophile. I can't wait for people to stop paying for shit for you so you can go back to screeching into your phone for Instagram and YouTube while walking down the street and being told to "Shut the fuck up, faggot!" by passerby.
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It has occurred to me that we wouldn’t have to pay Lucas to go to an open mic. Just convince him that stand up comedians are super in with gen z.
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An hour of your time is worth what people will consistently pay you for it. He hasn’t had a job since the 90s, so.. do the math.
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Lucas also doesn't understand that they aren't coaxing him because they are seriously interesting in his opinions, they just want to interview a freakshow.
They also aren't paying him for his time, they are just using food as bait to get the freak to come out and play so they can laugh at him.
Honestly the most profitable situation Lucas Colby Werner could ever pose for any employer is simply keeping him in a pit and charging passerbys for the opportunity to throw rocks at the fat diseased pedofreak down in the pit
Just saw this on klickitat channel. He thinks he's now a top dog. He posted the link to his "I was paid $110 to do a 100 minute podcast" video.
