Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Seeing as lucsa has so much difficulty knowing how to talk to zoomer baes, perhaps he should invest in something to help him. Oh, I don't know......this should be about right for him:

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I can see him buying something like that and taking it seriously

It would also make an excellent response the next time he demands people share the information about women
 
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mothman96 said:
Just saw this on klickitat channel. He thinks he's now a top dog. He posted the link to his "I was paid $110 to do a 100 minute podcast" video.

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His complaint for the last NINE YEARS is that nobody is trying to dick him (or wants them to dick them) so...we're doing...what he wants?

Provberbs: 16:18 Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

...because we know The Wern loves religious stuff, and that he reads this thread.

 
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Did anyone post this? This is great.
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Goldaor said:
The golden usb was a mistake, now he's so entitled...but I doubt any more retards will get him to do podcasts at this point
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To be fair, most of this entitlement seems to be stemming directly from the catfishing incident. He pretty much went back to normal after REEEing about how the podcast ended- the woman who paid his way back to Spokane seems to be the catalyst that made him realize he had enablers.
My only hope is this ends with him more crushed than normal after the hype dies down and everyone stops caring about him again (except us pointing and laughing of course). Getting a big ego popped probably stings worse than never thinking anyone cares in the first place.
 
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There is a point in the podcast where he is talking about how he knew he could get home and it was an “adventure “ to go to L.A.

Bitch

*slap*
no, no you fucking cow. You went with no money and no way to GET any money.
You were crying because you were stranded and hungry in L.A.
You mooed and whined about your feet and how exhausted you were. To this day you still don’t have $2 to take the bus to see if you can get any housing.
 
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It's six in the morning and part of me wants to make a slightly different intro that uses the, "SIR, YOUR BIGOTRY IS OUT OF HAND" line.

He's been so quotable lately it's temping to make a few different intros with some of the bizarre shit he said in that phone call.

Edit: Just for the hell of it, I think I will go ahead with downloading the entirety of both of his channels; I'm still salty that he had the presence of mind to remove the one livestream where he talked for almost 20 minutes about wanting to fuck 16 year olds. He left the more vague one up, which I have on my channel, but the one where he spent a significant amount of time being a drooling pervert over Greta Thunberg and how sexy he thought she was I don't have.
 
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klickitat said:
It's six in the morning and part of me wants to make a slightly different intro that uses the, "SIR, YOUR BIGOTRY IS OUT OF HAND" line.

He's been so quotable lately it's temping to make a few different intros with some of the bizarre shit he said in that phone call.
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My favorite line from the Mia’s dad phone call was, “[if Mia really is a child, then] we all need to sit down and talk about this like adults!”
 
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I for one am enjoying new Capitalist Mover and Shaker VIP Guest Lucas. I want to see “socialist Lucas” flip 180 and start talking about how his time is money and these accommodations are sub par and he needs a room upgrade and better delivered meals. We all know his screaming about classism and greed mongers was out of jealousy and the moment he got any money at all, he’d flaunt it.

Now we have the possible start of High Roller Lucas and I’m here for it!
 
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I'm hoping a future saga is Lucas gets greedy and affects his SSI. He's pushing it with the CashApp talk thinking he can hide "self-employment wages" on a debit card. Not that Lucas should ever get a significant amount of money, but you never know with how gullible people are with lolcows. Social Security encourages narcing on people who do this, btw.
 
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