Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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mothman96 said:
I just looked at the beginning of his previous video, it's Nicholas Comics, some guy that draws comics from Denver. 2 burritos, wasn't his going rated for meals $30 and up. Was each burrito $15.

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Interestingly enough he has a post on the Farms too: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/obscure-laughingstocks.277/page-95

Not sure if this is the real Nicolas or a setup, but the guy seems straight up tarded so I am guessing it's real.
 
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mothman96 said:
I just looked at the beginning of his previous video, it's Nicholas Comics, some guy that draws comics from Denver. 2 burritos, wasn't his going rated for meals $30 and up. Was each burrito $15.

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The Mar-Y-Tierra is $6, the other about that. So, this dude spent like $15.

Also, 3 meals like this for Lucas, and you know that's not all he's eating. Lucas Colby Werner is a fat faggot, and putting those ""200"" pounds back on.
 
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He needs to be reported to SS. Even if nothing comes of it, at least an investigation. This should be proof enough of fraud.
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This appears to be his Clinkerdager benefactor:




His interview indicates he went to Ball State, and the pic is at the Maumee River in Indiana. This guy has more artistic talent than Nicolas but his phenotype gives off major fuckup vibes to me.

ETA: https://public.courts.in.gov/mycase...iaDZKaFAwMmw5eGxlTW5TN2h4b1BURllneldzaE0xIn19

He caught an arrest in Indiana back in 2007 and nothing since then it appears. The address listed in that link is owned by his parents in Toledo, OH, so it was likely a youthful indiscretion and anyway it was dismissed. I'm not gonna put more than 10 mins into these sideshow freaks, but I think there's something suspicious about anyone enabling Lucas.
 
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LeeLoo said:
He needs to be reported to SS. Even if nothing comes of it, at least an investigation. This should be proof enough of fraud.
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I'm not a huge fan of disturbing lolcows, but I'll make an exception here. Lucas is abusing taxpayers' money and he should be held accountable for that.
 
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LeeLoo said:
He needs to be reported to SS. Even if nothing comes of it, at least an investigation. This should be proof enough of fraud.
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Being gifted housing should be fine (not like there's many examples of this), along with other deemed necessities like food, a vehicle, clothing, etc... those aren't considered assets. Getting cash directly for "work" over $65/month, that's bad.
 
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ThomasAudley said:
Interestingly enough he has a post on the Farms too: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/obscure-laughingstocks.277/page-95

Not sure if this is the real Nicolas or a setup, but the guy seems straight up tarded so I am guessing it's real.
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Just what everyone would want: A notorious predator of underage women plugging their product.

Edit to add: Getting a fucking shoutout from The Wern is an amazing way to get doxxed too, as most people use their real names and shit on their social media, especially if it's for a business.
 
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holeinthedark said:
I looked up how one would go about reporting him for fraud and apparently his SSN is needed. Looks like he'll be able to scam the system for a while.
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Maybe not, His full name is known, lives in Spokane Wa. and his DOB is 11/27/1979. Also he's has and is going to attend SCC and receive federal financial aid. The SSA would be able to track him.
 
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ThomasAudley said:
Interestingly enough he has a post on the Farms too: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/obscure-laughingstocks.277/page-95

Not sure if this is the real Nicolas or a setup, but the guy seems straight up tarded so I am guessing it's real.
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Just when you think you've seen all the autism this site has to offer...

mothman96 said:
Comments to the Lucas will insult people for food:
A $30 or more meal for a couple of minutes max. That's at least $15 a minute.
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So it's gone from $50ph to a minimum of $30 of food for a few minutes?

Maths isn't his strong point is it.
 
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klickitat said:
Just what everyone would want: A notorious predator of underage women plugging their product.

Edit to add: Getting a fucking shoutout from The Wern is an amazing way to get doxxed too, as most people use their real names and shit on their social media, especially if it's for a business.
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Not only that, he can't even be assed to put on a shirt despite getting free food to talk for 1 minute.
 
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