Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Rescuetoast]

20 year old neighbor *could* be Isaac, maybe he’s hanging around there.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Another day of spamming the same bloviating "podcast big shot" nonsense. Lucas looks really fat and doughy in this one. 210 lbs, of course.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Lucas Werner may very well be the subject of this Reddit post. The top comment was guessing it's him and it seems to line up. I know it's a possible fake, but also kinda fun.

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Reddit being what it is, this is probably someone who's read the KF thread and is trying to use it to get worthless internet points on a site full of soyboys.

 

[LeeLoo]

I don’t know if this new DontDickMeLuke is more sad or hilarious. He’s bragging about taking money from people who are out of work. He also always seems to forget that after losing 200 pounds, then gaining and losing weight over the course of several years, he is literally a pedo living in a loose skin suit. He’s his own Buffalo Bill.

When he lays flat, it all settles to the bottom, and he looks like the flesh version of that killer raft from Creepshow 2.

 

[Da Dude123]

I just watched some of his latest videos and you know what? Enough. Cut the cow off. Make him check out of the Motel 6 on Monday. If he wants to stay, he can beg his supposed millionaire parents to keep paying for his stay at his two star motel.

The thing that me and most people hate about the Wern the most is how goddammed arrogant he is. He is a sped who takes our tax dollars. Now he thinks his opinion matters and that he is a sought after celebrity.

There is an old saying that says "Beggars can't be choosers.". Well, Lucas disagrees. He wants pizza, not just any pizza but artisan pizza. And 30 dollar dinners from Denny's. Fuck him!
Sick of my tax dollars going to people like him.

We have enough podcasts for a bit. Let the ragman go back to the bus station and make his videos about the agephobes and the biggits and how he is plenty good and has superb sperm as he eats on the concrete floor. He needs to return to reality and that reality is that he is a fat bum who is banned from 90 percent of the shelters as well as numerous businesses and public spaces in Spokane.

 

[LeeLoo]

I just watched some of his latest videos and you know what? Enough. Cut the cow off. Make him check out of the Motel 6 on Monday. If he wants to stay, he can beg his supposed millionaire parents to keep paying for his stay at his two star motel.

The thing that me and most people hate about the Wern the most is how goddammed arrogant he is. He is a sped who takes our tax dollars. Now he thinks his opinion matters and that he is a sought after celebrity.

There is an old saying that says "Beggars can't be choosers.". Well, Lucas disagrees. He wants pizza, not just any pizza but artisan pizza. And 30 dollar dinners from Denny's. Fuck him!
Sick of my tax dollars going to people like him.

We have enough podcasts for a bit. Let the ragman go back to the bus station and make his videos about the agephobes and the biggits and how he is plenty good and has superb sperm as he eats on the concrete floor. He needs to return to reality and that reality is that he is a fat bum who is banned from 90 percent of the shelters as well as numerous businesses and public spaces in Spokane.

Exactly. It goes to show what a horror of a human he is. Kindness brings out greed and cruelty in him. When people give him things, his arrogance and entitlement demand more. Not an ounce of appreciation or gratitude.

 

[Rescuetoast]

Exactly. It goes to show what a horror of a human he is. Kindness brings out greed and cruelty in him. When people give him things, his arrogance and entitlement demand more. Not an ounce of appreciation or gratitude.

He had to be told to thank the person who bought the bus ticket. It didn’t cross his mind to do that of his own volition.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

I just watched some of his latest videos and you know what? Enough. Cut the cow off. Make him check out of the Motel 6 on Monday. If he wants to stay, he can beg his supposed millionaire parents to keep paying for his stay at his two star motel.

The thing that me and most people hate about the Wern the most is how goddammed arrogant he is. He is a sped who takes our tax dollars. Now he thinks his opinion matters and that he is a sought after celebrity.

There is an old saying that says "Beggars can't be choosers.". Well, Lucas disagrees. He wants pizza, not just any pizza but artisan pizza. And 30 dollar dinners from Denny's. Fuck him!
Sick of my tax dollars going to people like him.

We have enough podcasts for a bit. Let the ragman go back to the bus station and make his videos about the agephobes and the biggits and how he is plenty good and has superb sperm as he eats on the concrete floor. He needs to return to reality and that reality is that he is a fat bum who is banned from 90 percent of the shelters as well as numerous businesses and public spaces in Spokane.

I was basically going to write this same thing.

Entitled podcast star Lucas is unbearable and not even fun to watch. This thread might go on the back burner for awhile until he is back in dire straits and desperate where he belongs.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

Lucas logic, per his latest video. These people were stupid enough to pay me for an interview when they're unemployed, hopefully you'll be stupid enough to pay me for shit I'll eventually say for free too.
Fuck anyone that gives this guy money, seriously. It all started with Golddork.

Eta: Ferraris at BLM protests Tell us more about things you obviously don't understand lucas.

 

[holeinthedark]

Don't you just love his videos from this morning saying that if out of work people can buy him expensive dinners and tickets then everyone else needs to quote "pony up"?
Here's part of the height of his entitlement so I can't wait to see his downfall lol

Hes so dumb when he links his debit card to cashapp his payee is going see all that money and resources so they'll have to either step in or cut his tugboat

I'm hoping a future saga is Lucas gets greedy and affects his SSI. He's pushing it with the CashApp talk thinking he can hide "self-employment wages" on a debit card. Not that Lucas should ever get a significant amount of money, but you never know with how gullible people are with lolcows. Social Security encourages narcing on people who do this, btw.

ETA: you know what, have his enablers spend all their money on him. Let them go into debt. Let them lose their spending money. Let them spend every last dime of their savings on this disgusting unappreciative monster. Because that'll mean eventually if he does get as much as he wants, or if his enablers keep spending hundreds and hundreds of dollars on him, his payee would have no choice but to cut his benefits and that will be the best content from him in my opinion. Can you imagine him trying to reapply for benefits after all of this? He can't even get cold medicine from the store without someone holding his hand. Him in complete Dire Straits with no money coming in will be the absolute best Werner content that he ever produced.

 

[LeeLoo]

So, when a person tells FuckFace he only has $26 in his pocket, Pucas is kind enough to lower his $30 food minimum:

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

So, when a person tells FuckFace he only has $26 in his pocket, Pucas is kind enough to lower his $30 food minimum:

The entitlement is off the charts.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Hes so dumb when he links his debit card to cashapp his payee is going see all that money and resources so they'll have to either step in or cut his tugboat

Debit cards are separate and can be hidden, unless he's using one from the same bank or wherever he holds his money. It's how many people on gibsmedats save up some money beyond the $2k asset threshold. What they don't do is make videos telling the world about where to send their e-beg shekels, with a large group of people that want to see Fat Lucas fall flat on his face.

 

[boner_alert]

Remember when Lucas showed up on this thread and we rated all his posts dumb and autistic? I wish he would to that again! He would be running to hills screeching once we tore into him. He is too cowardly to do that.

Wait, wat?! Link I up, frendo!

So I found the link

In regards to this entire site, it's one straw man and logical fallacy after another.

@mothman96 @Club Sandwich @GleamingTheQ-Bert @Particle Bored

.. so were you guys not going to tell us that his USERNAME WAS

YOURWORSTNIGHTMARE
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LOLL!!!!!! I'm dying! That couldn't have been a more Lucas name. I thought he would've just went with LucasWerner79. I'm guessing he went with that name because he was trying to infiltrate as a non involved 3rd party who has no investment or bias towards Lucas whatsoever, but is here to pound you all with the cold hard facts. He just found out about the edgy new buzz words "straw man" and "logical fallacy"

And literally the next replies to this: Hi Lucas, off your meds? Wash your penis

Y'all kill me

 

[Da Dude123]

Insult people for money? Yeah, I am sure whoever that is will be mortified at the ragman sending insults from a Motel 6 room.

Also, this is reminding me of Krusty the Clown offering to drop pants for food.

https://youtu.be/mtTR0mjWY2g

 

[holeinthedark]

Hes also so stupid that we would link it and it would be found out but yea I do agree with what you just said.

Debit cards are separate and can be hidden, unless he's using one from the same bank or wherever he holds his money. It's how many people on gibsmedats save up some money beyond the $2k asset threshold. What they don't do is make videos telling the world about where to send their e-beg shekels, with a large group of people that want to see Fat Lucas fall flat on his face.

 

[boner_alert]

Lucas Werner may very well be the subject of this Reddit post. The top comment was guessing it's him and it seems to line up. I know it's a possible fake, but also kinda fun.

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I promise to make this my last autistic moti as fuck post about Goldork who I still believe is the catfish and is the one who paid the $200+ for that Greyhound. There's a lot pointing to it but I realized if I were going to get this invested and moti and distracted from the actual lolcow itself, I should step away for a while, so I'll do that cuz I know I'm being a nuisance about this. I just want to leave this last postulation if I could

Not to come off xenophobic and biggetted unironically but does this not sound like a person whose native language isn't English, has admitted to and is known for trolling around on reddit, the farms, sofalaw to actively stir up shit, get directly involved with the cow, and is an attention seeking clout chaser willing to spend hundreds of dollars on this entitled dumbass pedo, even willing to bait his gf to a demented unstable predator. I guess I felt compelled to say this in anticipation for similar oddities in this thread in the future, if Lucas' insufferable DONTDICKME stage drives enough people away for a while, and someone feels like they want to stir some shit up

Its been real esteemed Wernologists, it's been an honor

 

[holeinthedark]

Jfc he got 2 burritos from someone named nick

https://youtu.be/Aa8k88l5YL4

ETA: HE UNWRAPPED THE FOIL AND ITS ON HIS DIRTY SHEETS

 

[ThomasAudley]

He’s eating the burritos directly off the motel 6 comforter, I dunno if that’s better or worse than that time he ate off a sidewalk. I think worse, as the rain will clean the sidewalk from time to time.

 

[mothman96]

Jfc he got 2 burritos from someone named nick

https://youtu.be/Aa8k88l5YL4

ETA: HE UNWRAPPED THE FOIL AND ITS ON HIS DIRTY SHEETS

I just looked at the beginning of his previous video, it's Nicholas Comics, some guy that draws comics from Denver. 2 burritos, wasn't his going rated for meals $30 and up. Was each burrito $15.