Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Unsurprising the fat pedophile got everything he wanted out of this trip, minus the child to molest. Creeps took care of their own and he's been competently enabled and will continue like nothing happened when he gets back to terrorizing Spokane
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I'll be your stand in a kick his ass given your distance. That fat, doughy fuck wouldn't have a chance against a middle schooler, let alone a grown ass adult.

Yeah, East Coast to West Coast if I'm not moving out there permanently (and, unlike Lucas, I wouldn't do that without a concrete job offer with a signed contract and a place already lined up to live that I'd signed either a lease or a mortgage on), no way in hell I'm spending money and time to go to Spokane, of all places.

I mean, I 've got a few cousins in Oregon and one weird cousin who lives in some backwoods artist commune somewhere in Northern Washington but I haven't talked to any of them in years so they'd be correctly creeped out if I just showed up one day.

Lucas would piss himself and start crying if anyone came up saying they were from Youtube or KF and were there so he could "punch their lights out" which would be admittedly funny but also, if you were downwind, you'd have to smell his various odors and stunning an opponent via various unpleasant odors may be his trump card in a fight.

Unsurprising the fat pedophile got everything he wanted out of this trip, minus the child to molest. Creeps took care of their own and he's been competently enabled and will continue like nothing happened when he gets back to terrorizing Spokne

If bitchtits thinks LA nights are "bitter cold" just wait until he gets back to Spokane.

Edit: HOLY SHIT HE SOMEHOW THINKS I'M HIS CATFISH, LIKE I'D SPEND $5 ON HIM LET ALONE OVER $100.

BRB dying of laughter!

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This is like an early Christmas present, to have him be so loudly, publicly wrong in my direction!

Send the people who quietly watch your IG for the public entertainment you provide my way, you've already given me a monetized facebook and IG, why not aim for monetized youtube as well? 🤣
 
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Unsurprising the fat pedophile got everything he wanted out of this trip, minus the child to molest. Creeps took care of their own and he's been competently enabled and will continue like nothing happened when he gets back to terrorizing Spokne

He literally contradicts himself, first claiming someone fed him and then claiming he didn't eat 2 days in a row. What a moron

and there is no chance in hell he 'found out' who his catfish is. He doesn't have a clue who it is

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Bahahahahaha what a clueless idiot.

Literally everybody knows how to fuck with him with the 'its not in the cards' line. Yeah, thats some prime PhD candidate thinking right there lucas

By his logic, it was his mother who started that phrase so that means it must be her fucking with him and catfishing him
 
He literally contradicts himself, first claiming someone fed him and then claiming he didn't eat 2 days in a row. What a moron

and there is no chance in hell he 'found out' who his catfish is. He doesn't have a clue who it is



Literally everybody knows how to fuck with him with the 'its not in the cards' line. Yeah, thats some prime PhD candidate thinking right there lucas

By his logic, it was his mother who started that phrase so that means it must be her fucking with him and catfishing him

Plot Twist: It was Myrna all along!

Why a 'silent' thank you? Couldn't bring himself to even show his appreciation out loud?
Probably thought that it made him look all intense and seductive as well.

Ugh, everything about him makes me mad, and nauseous.

Everybody knows you can't talk on a Greyhound or you'll get stabbed by the more polite riders.


Edit: I had to make a burner IG to get around his block on the one I do the card readings on because when a colossal dumbass gives you free promo, it's only polite to thank him for his stupidity.

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Yeah, East Coast to West Coast if I'm not moving out there permanently (and, unlike Lucas, I wouldn't do that without a concrete job offer with a signed contract and a place already lined up to live that I'd signed either a lease or a mortgage on), no way in hell I'm spending money and time to go to Spokane, of all places.

I mean, I 've got a few cousins in Oregon and one weird cousin who lives in some backwoods artist commune somewhere in Northern Washington but I haven't talked to any of them in years so they'd be correctly creeped out if I just showed up one day.

Lucas would piss himself and start crying if anyone came up saying they were from Youtube or KF and were there so he could "punch their lights out" which would be admittedly funny but also, if you were downwind, you'd have to smell his various odors and stunning an opponent via various unpleasant odors may be his trump card in a fight.



If bitchtits thinks LA nights are "bitter cold" just wait until he gets back to Spokane.

Edit: HOLY SHIT HE SOMEHOW THINKS I'M HIS CATFISH, LIKE I'D SPEND $5 ON HIM LET ALONE OVER $100.

BRB dying of laughter!

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This is like an early Christmas present, to have him be so loudly, publicly wrong in my direction!
Now hold on, according to Fatty (after he got catfished by Corina and Shao) cat fishing is a misdemeanor...maybe even a felony! If he’s falsely accusing you of a crime, maybe we need another catfish with a law degree to send him a cease and desist reminiscent of Dr. Eisenberg!
 
In his "defense"-ish, sounds like the catfisher's "dad" poked his button by explicitly saying they were a Trump supporter.

On that note, if he's still alive and Werning in 2+ years, I hope trolls continue to work that angle. Though switching to being "Biden supporters" would be funny, too. (or even "AOC supporters." Or even better... "Bob Avakian supporters")
Tbh this bothered me a little bit. I wish the catfish had said he was a Biden/Bernie supporter instead.. because in Lucas' highly emotional moments after being told he was catfished into flying to California and berated as a pedo, Lucas' brain was doing what it usually does - figure out who the villain to his hero, who singlehandedly caused him the pain and anger he's feeling right now

This is the entitled fat fuck algorithm of his brain. He fucks up a good situation that had been set up for him by enables, or just acts like a screaming tard and causes some shit, but he always has someone or something to blame - agephobia, bigotry, flat bill cockblocks. But this particular situation ..

In which a person had to be stupid enough to agree to a plan where he is to show up at a location the mysterious unverified stranger from the internet predesignated, as a person who basically lives off the grid and has no one in his real life to notice if he went missing and care enough to look for him ALL because he was insanely stupid enough to believe there exists a girl, 16, wealthy, attractive and genuinely sexually attracted to Lucas' 41 year old ringworm he calls a dick....

That's a hard one to shift blame.. and the catfish basically handed him his narc fuel on a silver platter with the "Im a trump supporter." Lucas can cease the sweaty mental gymnastics, he is once more the hero in the story

Here’s the post he’s referring from SOFALAW, names hidden to obscure identities.
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Legit MOTI-fuel right here. I didn't think there was anything more obnoxious and bewilderingly maddening than the way Lucas abrasively demands for food/his wants. A disgusting pedo whose entire life has been and continues to be nothing but a drain on society and those around him, whose never done anything decently selfless for anyone, can't even go through the motions of showing basic gratitude to the people he leeches off of (in fact most of the time, he aggressively talks shit about them, as he has his hands out to them for more), and is a ticking time bomb for sexual assault

But it turns out, the situation can be much more maddening!! Because apparently there are some real bitch ass people in this world willing to meet this shithead's delusional demands. This shithead whose entire life goal is to find a small girl to get his hands on, and devastate her entire psychology for the rest of her life, thanks to his pedo tendencies he's deliberately nurturing and growing instead of seeking help to avoid harming others.

The possible reasons I see being mentioned here - enablement out of impressive naivety, to be 'ironic/troll,' or a fellow pedo looking out - are all still mind-boggling to me. Like where is the irony in literally buying a disgusting fat piece of garbage grease asshole exactly whatever he wants whenever he puts out a post or video demanding for it, as rudely and disrespectfully as possible when that's the entire bit? And even the pedo, how can he feel sympathy or see himself in Lucas, who outside of being a disgusting pedo, he's unbelievably unpleasant and annoying. He's got every quality of an unbearably obnoxious asshole between the complete disregard for personal hygiene, arrogance, weird interest in stupid boardgames .. even a disgusting pedo is better than Lucas
 
Tbh this bothered me a little bit. I wish the catfish had said he was a Biden/Bernie supporter instead.. because in Lucas' highly emotional moments after being told he was catfished into flying to California and berated as a pedo, Lucas' brain was doing what it usually does - figure out who the villain to his hero, who singlehandedly caused him the pain and anger he's feeling right now

This is the entitled fat fuck algorithm of his brain. He fucks up a good situation that had been set up for him by enables, or just acts like a screaming tard and causes some shit, but he always has someone or something to blame - agephobia, bigotry, flat bill cockblocks. But this particular situation ..

In which a person had to be stupid enough to agree to a plan where he is to show up at a location the mysterious unverified stranger from the internet predesignated, as a person who basically lives off the grid and has no one in his real life to notice if he went missing and care enough to look for him ALL because he was insanely stupid enough to believe there exists a girl, 16, wealthy, attractive and genuinely sexually attracted to Lucas' 41 year old ringworm he calls a dick....

That's a hard one to shift blame.. and the catfish basically handed him his narc fuel on a silver platter with the "Im a trump supporter." Lucas can cease the sweaty mental gymnastics, he is once more the hero in the story


Legit MOTI-fuel right here. I didn't think there was anything more obnoxious and bewilderingly maddening than the way Lucas abrasively demands for food/his wants. A disgusting pedo whose entire life has been and continues to be nothing but a drain on society and those around him, whose never done anything decently selfless for anyone, can't even go through the motions of showing basic gratitude to the people he leeches off of (in fact most of the time, he aggressively talks shit about them, as he has his hands out to them for more), and is a ticking time bomb for sexual assault

But it turns out, the situation can be much more maddening!! Because apparently there are some real bitch ass people in this world willing to meet this shithead's delusional demands. This shithead whose entire life goal is to find a small girl to get his hands on, and devastate her entire psychology for the rest of her life, thanks to his pedo tendencies he's deliberately nurturing and growing instead of seeking help to avoid harming others.

The possible reasons I see being mentioned here - enablement out of impressive naivety, to be 'ironic/troll,' or a fellow pedo looking out - are all still mind-boggling to me. Like where is the irony in literally buying a disgusting fat piece of garbage grease asshole exactly whatever he wants whenever he puts out a post or video demanding for it, as rudely and disrespectfully as possible when that's the entire bit? And even the pedo, how can he feel sympathy or see himself in Lucas, who outside of being a disgusting pedo, he's unbelievably unpleasant and annoying. He's got every quality of an unbearably obnoxious asshole between the complete disregard for personal hygiene, arrogance, weird interest in stupid boardgames .. even a disgusting pedo is better than Lucas
Everything but the last line...hard agree :heart-full:


Wait, wat?! Link I up, frendo!
Remember when Lucas showed up on this thread and we rated all his posts dumb and autistic? I wish he would to that again! He would be running to hills screeching once we tore into him. He is too cowardly to do that
 
Someone needs to point out to Lucas that he’s been saying ‘8 years’ for over a year now
I think he’s realizing that there’s a certain point when it goes from “Lucas is suffering a travesty of justice he should have it handed to him “this guys hasn’t been laid in a decade? Lmao wow what a pathetic asshole”
Wait, millionaire. Further explains why the "anti-capitalist" rutting animal brain Freak wasn't about to pass up the trip. Pussy, a juicy womb and he was going to live in millionaire luxury.
They aren’t my screen shots to share but when people were DMing each other the other night someone from this thread sent me screenshots of a conversation Lucas had with someone. They confirm that it wasn’t about a job prospect and he was quoted as saying “my life is being saved by a millionaire family “ or something close to that. He legit thought this woman was going to get a hotel in downtown LA and was under the impression that she was taking him to Newport Beach the next day.

i would share the caps but they aren’t mine to post but I’ll DM you if you’d like
 
Because when I took a relatively small Greyhound trip, from Houston to Dallas, I remember the bus stopping at a large Truck Stop-type place (Total OT but it was called Buc-ee's, and it was pretty much truckstop heaven. If you're ever on that stretch of road, I highly recommend!) to let everybody use the bathroom and possibly grab a soda or a snack.
Yep, in Madisonville. Know it well. Beaver Nuggets!
 
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