Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Stafford Beer Bong said:
Just my two cents but I get the feeling people are wanting to make Lucas into the next CWC. People are wanting to be the new Liquid Chris, Clyde Cash or Idea Guys to Lucas’s story for the fleeting internet fame. The CWC story is now ancient history and bored idiots on the internets may be looking at Lucas as the next perfect target to run trolls on. I don’t know, maybe I am totally off, but I find it very suspect after following this thread specifically for over 2 years and out of nowhere multiple people have begun seriously trolling him, at first seemingly from outside this thread. And it did all seem to start with the golden usb show stuff.

This thread was the greatest specifically because we were absolutely hands off and could always count on Lucas to be Lucas. The only thing anyone did here was just archive his videos. I don’t think the majority of watchers here are in on anything but many new accounts have popped up over the last couple weeks and I’d be wary those people are involved.

Ok this probably added nothing, carry on.
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It's mostly that people are trying to milk Lucas for any popularity boost they can, and the LA catfish story is so ridiculous that it catches people's interest. Rambling about telomerase and Gen Z everyday doesn't. There's good money in this stupid shit if you're one of the first to jump on the right lolcow. I doubt Lucas ever takes off to get his own forum here or anything, but there's some potential due to Lucas providing constant content and being a loose cannon capable of anything at anytime.
 
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Looks like the podcast is up in the air. The Freak is bitching in the video that he's not getting what he wants.
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If thegeekroom caves, it''ll just blow his narcissistic ego further up the scale.
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ThomasAudley said:
Lot of coprophiliac shit in my mouth talk in his latest vid. The line “any hooters...” is cringe af and would surely repel women, if he ever talked to any irl. Also like the line "Pay me a good pizza, not little ceasars, DONT DICK ME MOTHERFUCKERS"
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Mountain Dew-chicken & eating ramen with a pencil are totally acceptable food for Lucas Werner, but Little Caesar's $5 cheese pizza is just too disgusting and lowly.
 
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Null said:
I don't know what that means. Someone's complaining that this thread sucks and people are being faggots.
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there has been lots of discussion about "interviewing" this lolcow, started from this faggot @Goldaor
That said they have produced some decent content, but I fail to see how these bad faith interviews aren't trolling plans
 
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I’m not suggesting that anyone from the farms do this, but the interview I really want to see is one that’s done face to face. I’ve always been fascinated about how he must interact with people irl and there’s very little actual material on this other than the Dan Campbell videos. There are so many questions I have. Can he look a person in the eye and speak to them? Does he shrivel around other males? Is he intimidated by a woman speaking to his face? Does he react the same to tough questions irl as he does over the phone or online? How powerful is his odor really, does he merely stink or is it overpowering and unbearable? Does he physically pose a threat? And while I don’t think an interviewer should be willfully confrontational, it’s much harder for him to walk away from a difficult line of questioning when he can be followed.
 
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Goldaor said:
The golden usb was a mistake, now he's so entitled...but I doubt any more retards will get him to do podcasts at this point
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In his video he is using you to try to get TheGeekRoom to cave. How you were laid of work yet payed for so much food, he had enough to feed other homeless (which is bullshit, the glutton ate it all). The message is also for anyone else interested in having him on. So you see, even though your podcasts stopped, you are still someone he is trying to use to his advantage. A club to hit someone over the head with.
 
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I just watched that video where he is demanding a good pizza! Who the hell is he to demand anything? He should be grateful that someone would send him a hot and ready pizza to talk about telomeres and how Gen Z are bigots for not dating him.

If he wants to be ungrateful, then don't give him anything. He is just gonna start reeing and mooing later. He can go bargain with a shelter to take his fat ass in and use his tardbux and food stamps that we pay for to buy himself food. If he blows it on Isaac and a bunch of troons, then that is on him! He is such a burden on society.
 
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Goldaor said:
The golden usb was a mistake, now he's so entitled...but I doubt any more retards will get him to do podcasts at this point
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I don't know if I agree that it was a mistake. It didn't seem to have any particular long term impact on his ego (he was already crawling his way up the lunatic scale on his own - dude thought Dan Eisenberg was his peer) and it serves as a good summary of the wern for newcomers or people who've fallen behind. Really encapsulates his absolute fucking balls to the wall madness.
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there has been lots of discussion about "interviewing" this lolcow, started from this faggot @Goldaor
That said they have produced some decent content, but I fail to see how these bad faith interviews aren't trolling plans
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We're talking about the possibility of outside people interviewing him, not plans to do it ourselves. Most people here seem to have enough goin on upstairs to realise it's a shite idea. Someone mentioned that they might find it to be worth $50 but apart from that there've been no plans. Some exceptional individuals on YouTube are the ones trying to bribe him to replay the Golden USB record.
 
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