Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Geek Room video - 1.19:40 "I'm not a snitch" (talking about drugs)

ORLY?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Lucas goes on about being anti-capitalist but when it comes to stuffing his fat fuckin hole he’s all about people patronizing Doordash, Uber Eats, and Grubhub, fucking terrible fraud apps that exemplify the worst and most depraved aspects of capitalism.

Isn't that the case with most anti-capitalists?

 

[Sevan Vosgi]

Lucas goes on about being anti-capitalist but when it comes to stuffing his fat fuckin hole he’s all about people patronizing Doordash, Uber Eats, and Grubhub, fucking terrible fraud apps that exemplify the worst and most depraved aspects of capitalism.

Not to mention that he says ACAB but immediately runs whining to the police whenever he's inconvenienced, that he conveniently will excuse a white supremacist and even call her a "friend" because she sent him food, or that he rags on the 1% but jumps on the perceived opportunity to go shack up with Malibu millionaires.

Lucas has no moral fortitude, no backbone, and doesn't mean a word he says.

 

[Narr Then]

Could someone please link me to the Jeremiah episode, if you would be so kind

Listened to part of @Goldaor's last night (#4 I think) and it knocked me out after about 10 minutes...not you personally Goldaor, just him droning on and on...it's like you can hear him short circuit when he gets to the end of his spiel then off he goes again, ad infinitum.

I ended up having a couple of very odd dreams.

I don't know how you managed to sit through it without losing your shit tbh. Fair play to you kidder

ETA - I can't get any of the dream catcher vids to play either, has she DFE?

 

[mothman96]

The Freak keeps spewing the young people in Spokane are Covid sluts. But hey, if he gets invited to parties it's all ok.

Your're doing extremely well holding on to your Incel-doom Lucas. Year in, year out.

ETA:
Yea, he posts his Predatory insanity for free. But as happened, there likely be more enabling morons that will "pay" the Freak.

 

[mero]

Geek Room video - 1.19:40 "I'm not a snitch" (talking about drugs)

ORLY?

To be fair, it's not technically snitching if you made up the incident you're reporting. I'd call that "being a conniving dickhole".

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Somewhat disappoint that the two lefty women did not bring up our arch male feminists DV conviction, then got him to explain what happened and why.

Maybe they were not briefed on his extensive history which is a pity, cos one of the women was on the Fetlife scene. If they'd prepared they coulda sliced and diced the fat incel fuck.

 

[Narr Then]

This is my JOB, so pay me in KFC, bigots!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

If they'd prepared they coulda sliced and diced the fat incel fuck.

Which would be nice, but enablers gonna enable.

 

[mothman96]

One more thing Lucas, I want to thank you for doing a great job of letting everyone know you are an Insane Pedophillic Predator and not to touch you with a 20 ft. pole. Keep having fun doing it.

ETA:
Now he wants $50. an hr to be on a podcast. But sure he's not a capitalist.

ETA2:
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[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

This is my JOB, so pay me in KFC, bigots!

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Hey that job paid quite well down in LA, maybe he'll head back there at some point on his own without any catfishing since he seemed to enjoy not having a reputation yet and the warm weather. People were being really generous out of sympathy for how sadistic catfishing to skid row was so he may just expect that to continue if he goes back.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Now he wants $50. an hr to be on a podcast. But sure he's not a capitalist.

The irony levels are off the charts.

 

[mothman96]

Hey that job paid quite well down in LA, maybe he'll head back there at some point on his own without any catfishing since he seemed to enjoy not having a reputation yet and the warm weather. People were being really generous out of sympathy for how sadistic catfishing to skid row was so he may just expect that to continue if he goes back.

What drove him to get on the plane is pure Lust. Lust for girls young enough to be his daugther. Lust for money/wealth.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

$50/hour, at least be realistic with how niche you are Lucas and ask for nachos or a pizza. These "podcasts" are maybe making a buck or two with your content.

 

[NattyDaddy]

$50/hour, at least be realistic with how niche you are Lucas and ask for nachos or a pizza. These "podcasts" are maybe making a buck or two with your content.

To be fair they got like at least 150+ in superchat donations last night.

The best part of the podcast was watching him laugh along with the jokes they were making at his expense but not understanding that and just trying to mirror their behavior. I've never seen him interact with people relatively his age for so long, it's glaringly obvious how much of an immature manchild he really is when sat next to adults for an hour.

 

[teleméres69]

The golden usb worked because he just got junk food. Lucas already gorges on multiple portions a day and in exchange for Lucas making an ass of himself he gets to make himself even more fat. The problem comes when Lucas tries to dictate the deal and demands5 $50+ payments or a night at a motel. He needs to know clearly a regular meal is the maximum he's gonna get for his time. And it would he much better if he gets paid after appearing so if he chimps out he gets nothing.

If you're gonna copy Goldaor, do not let Lucas tell you how much he is worth, this is a 41 year old incel who is only worth what you decide, hence no women have touched him since Suzanne

Thanks bro for giving me the balls to say what I've wanted to say for a while. Forewarned this is going to be a long petty bitch rant about my personal faggy opinion and speculation regarding The Golden USB show and these fucking enablers as of late, that I'm not trying to force on anyone but feel like I need to get out

Even after the 'finale' of the Golden USB I didn't think it was anywhere near worth it. There's a fucking reason there's a rule against seeking out milking these cows.. it's goddamn cheap and easy. The person who went out of their way to find Lucas and record him as an 'interview' could've done the worst fucking job possible and it still would've been a hit, because of the sheer interest and excitement in a lowcow. And no disrespect Goldaor but literally the Golden USB show was exactly that - it couldn't have been worse

Sending him all this food and whatever the fuck he demanded, indulging and bolstering the worst parts of him, literally rewarding him for being a repulsive piece of shit.. and I'm not trying to pull any ranks here cuz I'm a newfag myself but how much did you know about him before setting this interview stuff up? Because it was 6 one to two hour videos of mostly Lucas talking and we learned fucking nothing. Even for me, a newfag I learned nothing new and comments were being made here that he's a repetitive piece of shit and the videos have gone stale. But looking back, it wasn't Lucas, it was the Golden USB Show. Look at the finale episode. @Jeremiah the Bullfrog, someone more knowledgable and look at all the shit he got Lucas to say.. how much more he got him to reveal about himself through these tantrums. All the Golden USB amounted to was rewarding Lucas in every way possible

When these recent enablers started cropping up, even the "Mother in Texas with kids" I had a feeling they were Goldaor copycats.. I felt like they were all zoomer males chasing clout, especially 'achieve' what Goldaor did which is turn the tide of a bunch of stand offish and critical kiwis to win their favor. I'm a generation up so I'm past this kind of shit now but I understand exactly the appeal behind this. And not be too presumptuous but I have a feeling that these enabler facefucks and these new posts here "Longtime lurker... but.." have a 1-2 degree of separation from Goldaor, the network in that "My contact told me/sent me...." Goldaor mentions

We've veered off into a new timeline in which Lucas has delusions that he's a celebrity but it's being perfectly validated by all these enablers meeting his demands. He's been revealing himself to be a lot capable than we thought for his tard lunatic brain. It turns out he's really, really good at manipulating kids. And I don't mean to just single out/make assumptions about zoomers but Lucas himself is claiming these enablers to be 'cool zoomers,' And @LeeLoo just confirmed it - I had serious doubts he could actually manipulate an adult to buy him greasy junk food and motel nights, especially a mother

At the end of the finale, when Goldaor and Sophie stayed to shoot the shit, Goldaor, sounding relieved, expressed that he was so happy the series was finally done, so he can go back to focus on school and not thinking about Lucas anymore. Apparently it was to the point where Goldaor was dreaming about Lucas. I remember this shocking the hell out of me because based on the interview questions and format, it didn't seem like Goldaor prepared AT ALL. I honestly really thought 'well, it's a kid, he's got a girlfriend and school and he's not going to this kind of shit seriously to try to do a professional job of it, researching and preparing with interview questions.' But it turns out Goldaor put a lot of time into it, but it seems more on the online clout chasing between sofalaw, reddit, here rather than do the actual research of going through these threads and preparing interview questions

Also in this final aftermath Goldaor was saying how Lucas texted you to say something then blocked him again immediately.. Sophie expressed surprise, "why haven't you blocked him? I blocked him a while ago, just block him now." Goldaor brushed this off. This stuck out to me. Goldaor kept repeating his relief and happiness that he'd no longer have think about Lucas and he can spend time in other hobbies now and especially back to school which was to start up for the fall. Then the next day he showed up here for the asspats and "I think I'll stick around here some more." Not trying to rag on Goldaor for the time spent here but there was a post that I didn't even tag him in and he responded to my question in less than a minute. I guess I'm only just saying this because of the discrepancy from what I thought he had wanted (Not think about Lucas anymore)

Even if the Golden USB show didn't inspire a bunch of fuck face copycats, I still wouldn't have regarded it highly and would've preferred it never happened. I've been around different threads for a while and started bouncing around because a lot of the threads were a bit too A-loggy for me tbh. But I stopped here because idk, it's been fun and chill here. And I felt like even if we were all so invested that we're following to see what Lucas is up to everyday, like it was mentioned recently, if this thread went down, we'd all be fine moving on. And that's exactly the level of autist I prefer for my lowcow entertainment. And it was like we all under this tree that drops fruit and we're eating it, it's chill and someone came in and chopped the tree down. At first we were all buzzing with excitement and indulged ourselves.. then we got a bit too gorged and much of the thrill was gone. Now I feel (prob cuz Im being a moti fag) like shit's over, with the tree down and remaining fruit rotting and inedible, with Lucas being too insufferable for me to enjoy and the hedonistic treadmill has been accelerated..

Look at what happened with the @klickitat comments section with Lucas chipping out and klick's goddamn top shelf level burns. I feel like I would've enjoyed that shit so much more if the Golden USB show never happened. Now I'm sure it could be argued that Lucas only got involved with Klick's comments section because of the Golden USB but in my opinion I think all that shit, including him giving out his number on IG posts, would've happened eventually, just much slower but natural.

Well I guess that concluded my SPED talk. Thanks for reading

Smug Lucas is great if you know to work people. He's very easy to fool into saying dumb pedo shit if the right person asks him, like Drag or the women on the podcast. Hell, he had a guy interviewing him who called him a loser, creep, overall a shitty dude, and like the retard Lucas is he just forgot since his head was so far up his ass

I absolutely agree with you.
However, I feel there are people in this group and in general that have a rather serious concern about what Lucas may be capable of. The police are aware of him, the campus security are aware of him and in general he’s known.

Is it annoying that he’s getting so arrogant?
Yeah, he’s being a smug little bitch boy right now. But on the other hand he seems to do and say the worst things when he’s feeling smug. He openly said on the podcast that he wants young women like his niece. I think this new chapter and new bravado might actually finish him off.
I might be wrong, either way we are all going to watch this dumpster fire burn.

Be interesting for a new year special. Yeah, he tries this money for his time shit and as long as enough people tell him no, he eventually gives it up because Lucas doesn't commit to anything beyond the pursuit of underage pussy

I think someone mentioned it just a bit ago but Lucas moves in cycles. He's back on the begging thing. 10$/question was his big thing a while back but it falls off SO quickly. The second people stop sending him food, which will be soon if not now, he'll forget about it and go back to making board games about getting cockblocked from gen Z. I'm not saying to not get annoyed by his arrogance but it won't last. Maybe he'll get catfished again on purpose and no one will save him this time. I'm actually still a little conflicted on how to cover the podcast saga and if to so I haven't done it yet.

It's the finale that Jeremiah appears I believe

Could someone please link me to the Jeremiah episode, if you would be so kind

Listened to part of @Goldaor's last night (#4 I think) and it knocked me out after about 10 minutes...not you personally Goldaor, just him droning on and on...it's like you can hear him short circuit when he gets to the end of his spiel then off he goes again, ad infinitum.

I ended up having a couple of very odd dreams.

I don't know how you managed to sit through it without losing your shit tbh. Fair play to you kidder

ETA - I can't get any of the dream catcher vids to play either, has she DFE?

He really is the ultimate incel. Even Elliot Rodger was not as delusional as Lucas. I guarantee if Lucas had access to firearms as well he would have shot someone by now

The Freak keeps spewing the young people in Spokane are Covid sluts. But hey, if he gets invited to parties it's all ok.

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Your're doing extremely well holding on to your Incel-doom Lucas. Year in, year out.

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ETA:
Yea, he posts his Predatory insanity for free. But as happened, there likely be more enabling morons that will "pay" the Freak.
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Lucas has more in common with conservative capitalists than the left. The only thing leftist about Lucas is he wants more welfare. Not that he actually has any real views other than the women are cattle to be traded views

One more thing Lucas, I want to thank you for doing a great job of letting everyone know you are an Insane Pedophillic Predator and not to touch you with a 20 ft. pole. Keep having fun doing it.

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ETA:
Now he wants $50. an hr to be on a podcast. But sure he's not a capitalist.

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Lucas is basically a pedo version of Chris Chan

To be fair they got like at least 150+ in superchat donations last night.

The best part of the podcast was watching him laugh along with the jokes they were making at his expense but not understanding that and just trying to mirror their behavior. I've never seen him interact with people relatively his age for so long, it's glaringly obvious how much of an immature manchild he really is when sat next to adults for an hour.

 

[LeeLoo]

Thanks bro for giving me the balls to say what I've wanted to say for a while. Forewarned this is going to be a long petty bitch rant about my personal faggy opinion and speculation regarding The Golden USB show and these fucking enablers as of late, that I'm not trying to force on anyone but feel like I need to get out

Even after the 'finale' of the Golden USB I didn't think it was anywhere near worth it. There's a fucking reason there's a rule against seeking out milking these cows.. it's goddamn cheap and easy. The person who went out of their way to find Lucas and record him as an 'interview' could've done the worst fucking job possible and it still would've been a hit, because of the sheer interest and excitement in a lowcow. And no disrespect Goldaor but literally the Golden USB show was exactly that - it couldn't have been worse

Sending him all this food and whatever the fuck he demanded, indulging and bolstering the worst parts of him, literally rewarding him for being a repulsive piece of shit.. and I'm not trying to pull any ranks here cuz I'm a newfag myself but how much did you know about him before setting this interview stuff up? Because it was 6 one to two hour videos of mostly Lucas talking and we learned fucking nothing. Even for me, a newfag I learned nothing new and comments were being made here that he's a repetitive piece of shit and the videos have gone stale. But looking back, it wasn't Lucas, it was the Golden USB Show. Look at the finale episode. @Jeremiah the Bullfrog, someone more knowledgable and look at all the shit he got Lucas to say.. how much more he got him to reveal about himself through these tantrums. All the Golden USB amounted to was rewarding Lucas in every way possible

When these recent enablers started cropping up, even the "Mother in Texas with kids" I had a feeling they were Goldaor copycats.. I felt like they were all zoomer males chasing clout, especially 'achieve' what Goldaor did which is turn the tide of a bunch of stand offish and critical kiwis to win their favor. I'm a generation up so I'm past this kind of shit now but I understand exactly the appeal behind this. And not be too presumptuous but I have a feeling that these enabler facefucks and these new posts here "Longtime lurker... but.." have a 1-2 degree of separation from Goldaor, the network in that "My contact told me/sent me...." Goldaor mentions

We've veered off into a new timeline in which Lucas has delusions that he's a celebrity but it's being perfectly validated by all these enablers meeting his demands. He's been revealing himself to be a lot capable than we thought for his tard lunatic brain. It turns out he's really, really good at manipulating kids. And I don't mean to just single out/make assumptions about zoomers but Lucas himself is claiming these enablers to be 'cool zoomers,' And @LeeLoo just confirmed it - I had serious doubts he could actually manipulate an adult to buy him greasy junk food and motel nights, especially a mother

At the end of the finale, when Goldaor and Sophie stayed to shoot the shit, Goldaor, sounding relieved, expressed that he was so happy the series was finally done, so he can go back to focus on school and not thinking about Lucas anymore. Apparently it was to the point where Goldaor was dreaming about Lucas. I remember this shocking the hell out of me because based on the interview questions and format, it didn't seem like Goldaor prepared AT ALL. I honestly really thought 'well, it's a kid, he's got a girlfriend and school and he's not going to this kind of shit seriously to try to do a professional job of it, researching and preparing with interview questions.' But it turns out Goldaor put a lot of time into it, but it seems more on the online clout chasing between sofalaw, reddit, here rather than do the actual research of going through these threads and preparing interview questions

Also in this final aftermath Goldaor was saying how Lucas texted you to say something then blocked him again immediately.. Sophie expressed surprise, "why haven't you blocked him? I blocked him a while ago, just block him now." Goldaor brushed this off. This stuck out to me. Goldaor kept repeating his relief and happiness that he'd no longer have think about Lucas and he can spend time in other hobbies now and especially back to school which was to start up for the fall. Then the next day he showed up here for the asspats and "I think I'll stick around here some more." Not trying to rag on Goldaor for the time spent here but there was a post that I didn't even tag him in and he responded to my question in less than a minute. I guess I'm only just saying this because of the discrepancy from what I thought he had wanted (Not think about Lucas anymore)

Even if the Golden USB show didn't inspire a bunch of fuck face copycats, I still wouldn't have regarded it highly and would've preferred it never happened. I've been around different threads for a while and started bouncing around because a lot of the threads were a bit too A-loggy for me tbh. But I stopped here because idk, it's been fun and chill here. And I felt like even if we were all so invested that we're following to see what Lucas is up to everyday, like it was mentioned recently, if this thread went down, we'd all be fine moving on. And that's exactly the level of autist I prefer for my lowcow entertainment. And it was like we all under this tree that drops fruit and we're eating it, it's chill and someone came in and chopped the tree down. At first we were all buzzing with excitement and indulged ourselves.. then we got a bit too gorged and much of the thrill was gone. Now I feel (prob cuz Im being a moti fag) like shit's over, with the tree down and remaining fruit rotting and inedible, with Lucas being too insufferable for me to enjoy and the hedonistic treadmill has been accelerated..

Look at what happened with the @klickitat comments section with Lucas chipping out and klick's goddamn top shelf level burns. I feel like I would've enjoyed that shit so much more if the Golden USB show never happened. Now I'm sure it could be argued that Lucas only got involved with Klick's comments section because of the Golden USB but in my opinion I think all that shit, including him giving out his number on IG posts, would've happened eventually, just much slower but natural.

Well I guess that concluded my SPED talk. Thanks for reading

Just to clarify...I never ever bought or sent the monster anything, nor would I ever. I’m a bit confused as to what I confirmed?

 

[Narr Then]

Hey that job paid quite well down in LA, maybe he'll head back there at some point on his own without any catfishing since he seemed to enjoy not having a reputation yet and the warm weather. People were being really generous out of sympathy for how sadistic catfishing to skid row was so he may just expect that to continue if he goes back.

Good work if you can get it ey.

I'm open to being catfished to somewhere warm as well, you have to organise travel for 2 dogs. PM me

Thanks @teleméres69 ,I'll have another look. I could only find the archived #4 last night, but my eyelids were already being propped open with matchsticks so I might have just missed it.

 

[boner_alert]

Just to clarify...I never ever bought or sent the monster anything, nor would I ever. I’m a bit confused as to what I confirmed?

Sorry, I should've been much clearer - That's what I meant, you've never bought him nor would you ever.. helping my theory that all these recent enabler/trolls, even the "Mother from Texas with kids" who bought him that greyhound ticket, are zoomer male Goldaor copycats. I was referring to your post here:

Like many of my fellow KFers, I’ve been studying Wernology for many years. As a WA State resident, FuckFace slithered into my radar after the ill fated Starbucks encounter.

As I began following his antics, I must admit, the mother in me did feel some level of sympathy for him in some way at some point. But, as I began following him on Twitter in 2018, I realized what a selfish, disgusting, narcissistic, predatory, lying, entitled, insufferable horror of a human being he is.

As more evidence came out of his stalking, and grooming of who he thought were minor girls, I knew he was absolutely irredeemable as a human. He has not a single positive attribute, physically, mentally or emotionally. He cannot be fixed.

I think the morons who go so far as to buy him food and shelter have not yet had this Pucas epiphany...Pucpiphany. My hope is one day soon they will realize he is NOT the least bit thankful nor will he ever show gratitude. It only serves to make him more of an insufferable, entitled horror.

 

[LeeLoo]

Sorry, I should've been much clearer - That's what I meant, you've never bought him nor would you ever.. helping my theory that all these recent enabler/trolls, even the "Mother from Texas with kids" who bought him that greyhound ticket, are zoomer male Goldaor copycats. I was referring to your post here:

Ohhhhh....gotcha!! Sorry for being a little defensive! I’ve never had someone make my blood boil like this fat fuck. Everyday I think he can’t possible be more horrid, yet he somehow manages to do so. Sending the pig one chicken nugget boosts his pathetic sense of self....the fact he actually feels he’s worth $50 an hour is absolutely infuriating.