Thanks bro for giving me the balls to say what I've wanted to say for a while. Forewarned this is going to be a long petty bitch rant about my personal faggy opinion and speculation regarding The Golden USB show and these fucking enablers as of late, that I'm not trying to force on anyone but feel like I need to get out
Even after the 'finale' of the Golden USB I didn't think it was anywhere near worth it. There's a fucking reason there's a rule against seeking out milking these cows.. it's goddamn cheap and easy. The person who went out of their way to find Lucas and record him as an 'interview' could've done the worst fucking job possible and it still would've been a hit, because of the sheer interest and excitement in a lowcow. And no disrespect Goldaor but literally the Golden USB show was exactly that - it couldn't have been worse
Sending him all this food and whatever the fuck he demanded, indulging and bolstering the worst parts of him, literally rewarding him for being a repulsive piece of shit.. and I'm not trying to pull any ranks here cuz I'm a newfag myself but how much did you know about him before setting this interview stuff up? Because it was 6 one to two hour videos of mostly Lucas talking and we learned fucking nothing. Even for me, a newfag I learned nothing new and comments were being made here that he's a repetitive piece of shit and the videos have gone stale. But looking back, it wasn't Lucas, it was the Golden USB Show. Look at the finale episode.
@Jeremiah the Bullfrog, someone more knowledgable and look at all the shit he got Lucas to say.. how much more he got him to reveal about himself through these tantrums. All the Golden USB amounted to was rewarding Lucas in every way possible
When these recent enablers started cropping up, even the "Mother in Texas with kids" I had a feeling they were Goldaor copycats.. I felt like they were all zoomer males chasing clout, especially 'achieve' what Goldaor did which is turn the tide of a bunch of stand offish and critical kiwis to win their favor. I'm a generation up so I'm past this kind of shit now but I understand exactly the appeal behind this. And not be too presumptuous but I have a feeling that these enabler facefucks and these new posts here "Longtime lurker... but.." have a 1-2 degree of separation from Goldaor, the network in that "My contact told me/sent me...." Goldaor mentions
We've veered off into a new timeline in which Lucas has delusions that he's a celebrity but it's being perfectly validated by all these enablers meeting his demands. He's been revealing himself to be a lot capable than we thought for his tard lunatic brain. It turns out he's really, really good at manipulating kids. And I don't mean to just single out/make assumptions about zoomers but Lucas himself is claiming these enablers to be 'cool zoomers,' And
@LeeLoo just confirmed it - I had serious doubts he could actually manipulate an adult to buy him greasy junk food and motel nights, especially a mother
At the end of the finale, when Goldaor and Sophie stayed to shoot the shit, Goldaor, sounding relieved, expressed that he was so happy the series was finally done, so he can go back to focus on school and not thinking about Lucas anymore. Apparently it was to the point where Goldaor was dreaming about Lucas. I remember this shocking the hell out of me because based on the interview questions and format, it didn't seem like Goldaor prepared AT ALL. I honestly really thought 'well, it's a kid, he's got a girlfriend and school and he's not going to this kind of shit seriously to try to do a professional job of it, researching and preparing with interview questions.' But it turns out Goldaor put a lot of time into it, but it seems more on the online clout chasing between sofalaw, reddit, here rather than do the actual research of going through these threads and preparing interview questions
Also in this final aftermath Goldaor was saying how Lucas texted you to say something then blocked him again immediately.. Sophie expressed surprise, "why haven't you blocked him? I blocked him a while ago, just block him now." Goldaor brushed this off. This stuck out to me. Goldaor kept repeating his relief and happiness that he'd no longer have think about Lucas and he can spend time in other hobbies now and especially back to school which was to start up for the fall. Then the next day he showed up here for the asspats and "I think I'll stick around here some more." Not trying to rag on Goldaor for the time spent here but there was a post that I didn't even tag him in and he responded to my question in less than a minute. I guess I'm only just saying this because of the discrepancy from what I thought he had wanted (Not think about Lucas anymore)
Even if the Golden USB show didn't inspire a bunch of fuck face copycats, I still wouldn't have regarded it highly and would've preferred it never happened. I've been around different threads for a while and started bouncing around because a lot of the threads were a bit too A-loggy for me tbh. But I stopped here because idk, it's been fun and chill here. And I felt like even if we were all so invested that we're following to see what Lucas is up to everyday, like it was mentioned recently, if this thread went down, we'd all be fine moving on. And that's exactly the level of autist I prefer for my lowcow entertainment. And it was like we all under this tree that drops fruit and we're eating it, it's chill and someone came in and chopped the tree down. At first we were all buzzing with excitement and indulged ourselves.. then we got a bit too gorged and much of the thrill was gone. Now I feel (prob cuz Im being a moti fag) like shit's over, with the tree down and remaining fruit rotting and inedible, with Lucas being too insufferable for me to enjoy and the hedonistic treadmill has been accelerated..
Look at what happened with the
@klickitat comments section with Lucas chipping out and klick's goddamn top shelf level burns. I feel like I would've enjoyed that shit so much more if the Golden USB show never happened. Now I'm sure it could be argued that Lucas only got involved with Klick's comments section because of the Golden USB but in my opinion I think all that shit, including him giving out his number on IG posts, would've happened eventually, just much slower but natural.
Well I guess that concluded my SPED talk. Thanks for reading
