Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Goldaor said:
I'm watching the podcast so you don't have to:

The three guys were really good at dominating him but now that it's these two old women's turn: they're chimping out at his ideas while he's calm, collected and confident. This is a huge failure (tho the beginning was good) and will only feed his already giant ego.
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You weren't really doing any better yourself, though. Jeremiah saved your show. Maybe these guys should have called him too.
 
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Goldaor said:
I'm watching the podcast so you don't have to:

The three guys were really good at dominating him but now that it's these two old women's turn: they're chimping out at his ideas while he's calm, collected and confident. This is a huge failure (tho the beginning was good) and will only feed his already giant ego.

With the guys, he was wolfing in his nails, couldn't keep them out of his mouth but with the women he's...bored.
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Lucas "calm and collected, confident" I'd say since they can see each other, he's trying to come off as "mature".. Also keep in mind, there are men on there too. He has to hold himself back because the men would not stand for him to go off on the women.
 
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WonderWino said:
That doesn't mean lucas is good at manipulating, it just means that the people enabling him are legit morons and about as smart as he is. Lucas did contradict his own bs multiple times during this incident. That they didn't realize it says far more about them than it does him

If he were any good at it he wouldn't be a a penniless hobo living on the streets who stuck himself in this situation in the first place

That said, I stand by my statement that the enablers are fellow creeps doing it to look after their own more than anything else
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true, it says a lot that lucas of all people got them to do what he wanted to do , but with lucas, immediately after he started posting about woe is me, im homeless trying to get more shit. and they probably fell for it. i really dont understand the point of catfishing him there, just to give him everything he wants
 
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WonderWino said:
Why are you hoarding this information about the women?! Because you're GREEDY!'

His entitlement is off the charts again

'I gave you sandwiches and weed! Why aren't you giving me a woman! You're not my friend you're a bastard! Prove you're not a bastard! Hook me up!'
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His sense of entitlement sickens me. He also has a really weird and transactional view of friendship. I have to wonder if he's ever had a true friendship.

As for this whole catfish/enabler mess that's been going on, I'm of the mindset that Lucas should neither be harmed nor helped. He's perfectly capable of fucking things up on his own. He's also beyond any real help and giving him undeserved food and shelter isn't actually helping. It's making it worse in the long run because he thinks that people will just bail him out of whatever trouble he gets into. This dumb shit needs to suffer the consequences of his poor choices, or he will continue to do the same irresponsible and downright stupid things.
 
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Goldaor said:
Yes, I know I wasn't good. Jeremiah should have been the interviewer since day 1.
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So how did the interview go. I took a quick look and read some of the comments. The comments not going good for the Freak.

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I think the guy with the beard just said Lucas is not only the creepy dude in a teenager party, he's the creepy dude at all parties.
 
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It was a decent attempt, but interviewing FuckFace isn’t easy. If you go too hard on wanting answers for the real questions, he rages and likely leaves . If you coddle him, you get no answers and no decent content.

The beginning had promise, it seemed they were calling him out on some of his shit. But when they added people, all you got was Fatty filibustering as always, and people talking over each other. Lola was a great interviewer. She managed to call him out, while remaining calm.

Still, why the hell won’t they nail him down on why he feels women are property that men can trade to other men? Why not ask him how he can demand a hot healthy girl, when he is repulsive and the epitome of unhealthy? Again, these topics were sort of touched on, but no one will flat out ask him these questions.

Also, why the hell has he not been asked about fisting, and who the fuck told him women outside of fetish porn like it?
 
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LeeLoo said:
It was a decent attempt, but interviewing FuckFace isn’t easy. If you go too hard on wanting answers for the real questions, he rages and likely leaves . If you coddle him, you get no answers and no decent content.

The beginning had promise, it seemed they were calling him out on some of his shit. But when they added people, all you got was Fatty filibustering as always, and people talking over each other. Lola was a great interviewer. She managed to call him out, while remaining calm.

Still, why the hell won’t they nail him down on why he feels women are property that men can trade to other men? Why not ask him how he can demand a hot healthy girl, when he is repulsive and the epitome of unhealthy? Again, these topics were sort of touched on, but no one will flat out ask him these questions.

Also, why the hell has he not been asked about fisting, and who the fuck told him women outside of fetish porn like it?
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They a planning on having the Freak back. This time it cost them a night at motel 6. The interview bloating more the Freaks ego, he might want a week of paid motel 6 to do the interview. Oh and a bucket of KFC each day.

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mothman96 said:
They a planning on having the Freak back. This time it cost them a night at motel 6. The interview bloating more the Freaks ego, he might want a week of paid motel 6 to do the interview. Oh and a bucket of KFC each day.

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Ugh....more food and shelter? For what? Coddling him and not asking the questions people really want answers to? How about doing what Goldy did and have a young zoomer woman interview him? I’d love to hear a zoomer bae explain why he’ll never have one.
 
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LeeLoo said:
It was a decent attempt, but interviewing FuckFace isn’t easy. If you go too hard on wanting answers for the real questions, he rages and likely leaves . If you coddle him, you get no answers and no decent content.

The beginning had promise, it seemed they were calling him out on some of his shit. But when they added people, all you got was Fatty filibustering as always, and people talking over each other. Lola was a great interviewer. She managed to call him out, while remaining calm.

Still, why the hell won’t they nail him down on why he feels women are property that men can trade to other men? Why not ask him how he can demand a hot healthy girl, when he is repulsive and the epitome of unhealthy? Again, these topics were sort of touched on, but no one will flat out ask him these questions.

Also, why the hell has he not been asked about fisting, and who the fuck told him women outside of fetish porn like it?
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There’s a kink for everybody, and some people are genuinely into it, it’s just that in this specific case it’s probably like 4 or 5 people. I just really want to know if he sees all these couples and thinks this is something that everyone is getting into all the time.
 
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Rescuetoast said:
There’s a kink for everybody, and some people are genuinely into it, it’s just that in this specific case it’s probably like 4 or 5 people. I just really want to know if he sees all these couples and thinks this is something that everyone is getting into all the time.
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Agreed! Jeremiah pressed him on the “10 chicks to 1 dude” hallucination. He needs to be taken to task on that crap. No one is swooping anyone ten at a time. Why is it wrong for people to date during Covid, but he can demand dates? Why does a girl have to be a ten when he’s so far off the charts of a zero the charts are a dot to him?
 
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Someone needs to archive this one. He is clearly trying to retcon the mia's dad incident by claiming he was going to get in shit for being a 40 year old trying to get with an 18 year old

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Lucas Werner said:
if you talk to my 18 year old i'm a bigot so i'm going to beat your ass! you're 40 you shouldn't talk to 18 year olds. Nevermind that they're adults and you're a bitch about this
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No lucas, that is absolutely not what happened at all. He flat out said that mia was 16 and said it was inappropriate for her to be involved with you. Tell me again how he's totally not a pedophile and a predator

 
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You know how Lucas used to say he wants to vomit when he sees older men with younger women? I'm surprised he can't understand that's how everyone else would feel watching him walk around holding hands with a high schooler. Maybe the telomeres in his left supramarginal gyrus have become attrited and he can't feel empathy right. Pretty sad.

Edit: Sorry, I think it was right supramarginal gyrus. I'd sure hate to have to make Lucas correct me.
 
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