Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Hahaha his new IG video is entitled "I have 2 hours to live" because he has shitty shoes and diabetic feet that can easily get frostbite that will send him to the hospital where he will die. Looks to me like he's trying to get teary eyed as well in an attempt to garner some sympathy. Hope you loose a toe fatty!
Man oh man, the pity party is in full swing. With his bus pass he gets to ride the city buses for free. Of course he doesn't want for people to know so he can pity party himself to a uber ride to the plaza.
 
Surely Lucas Von Werner, portly gentleman of means and heir to the Elk Kingdom of Roy the First, is a capable and mature man, not a foolish, scattershot young flatbilled buck. How could he die of frostbite like a common wastrel? His wisdom of long years should keep him out of danger.
 
Now the incel is screeching about people having sex during the Coronavirus. He says the deaths are "your fault". He further advises them to "go away, and never come back".

Lucas probably needs an Uber ride to downtown Spokane. He would also accept a cab or a Lyft too.
Says the hobo who within the last week has flown a thousand miles to try fucking a woman, and allowed a random online woman access to his motel room to fuck. I love these DSP levels of self-awareness.
 
This one was too good to wait for the compilation later.
It'll still be in there, but it deserves seeing now.

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I haven't posted in this thread in like 4 years as I've been content to read the conversation and watch from afar but fuck man, this shit is beyond irritating to watch.

The idea of of rewarding Lucas when he moos the way he usually does was a gigantic mistake. You know what positive reinforcement is? Like when you give a dog a treat for lying down or some shit? This is that, except you reward an insane hobo every time he screeches about his inability to fuck children. Lucas has now learned that not only do his actions have no consequences whatsoever, they're beneficial as well. He's learned that he can moo and moo about about his deranged pedophilic fantasies and delusions and people will send him food in order to hear more. He's learned that he can, entirely on his own volition, pack up his meager possessions and strand himself hundreds of miles away from home with no backup plan under the pretense that he could fuck a child, and all this results in is him sleeping and eating in better conditions than he has in months. If you give a dog a treat everytime it acts like a fucking schizo hobo, it's gonna continue to act like a fucking schizo hobo. Lucas has the intelligence of an 8 year old at best, and this is exactly how you'd train an 8 year old child to behave a certain way; it's gonna take him a while to give up on this behavior after all he's managed to get out of it.

I'm not sure who started this whole trend of actually giving in to his demands but whoever it is, you're a fucking idiot. It's already been stated multiple times that Lucas requires NOTHING to produce content and he's proven it himself: he's no stranger to e-begging, claimed he was gonna paywall his content with a patreon, he tried to sell his shitty board games. Fuck, when I first found Lucas like 6 years ago he was still trying to peddle that COEXIST bumper sticker ripoff t-shirt that was his "million dollar idea". Every single one of the endeavors fell flat because no one gave him any fucking money for that garbage, and what'd he do in response? He kept producing the exact same content that we come here for. He does NOT need an incentive to chimp out and be a fucking idiot. The podcasts have produced absolutely nothing of value; his own rants on Instagram and YouTube are far funnier than any of the shitty "interviews".

So now Lucas's ego has expanded to unprecedented proportions, it's probably nearing the size of his gigantic fucking head. Lucas thinks his time and his incoherent ramblings are literally worth actual money at this point, and the podcast folks are to blame. The latest catfish saga was fucking hilarious, but we're left with Lucas reaching levels of entitlement we've never seen before. This would be fucking hilarious too were people not providing him with a paid vacation as a reward for being the reprehensible sack of literal shit that he is. So TLDR, even though it's been said before, stop fucking feeding tubby. Stop doing paid interviews with tubby. This is unproductive, produces nothing of value and is above all unnecessary; Lucas will never stop producing content until he dies, incentives or no incentives. Oh yeah, and fuck the podcast crowd for creating this mess.

Sorry for the text wall, and I just want to note for clarity that while I quoted @klickitat for this post, none of this is directed at him or Jeremiah. They interact with this cow in a way that's actually productive: pretty hands off, but involved enough to facilitate the production of funnier content and make Lucas go apeshit. Keep up the good work everyone.
 
To be fair, he wouldn’t have survived LA

When you're an entitled piece of shit who's gone through life having everything handed to you, then you piss the resources handed to you away and go rough because of your own complete lack of self preservation skills, you'll have that I guess
 
This reply of his makes my fucking sides hurt from laughing so hard. This is the same fucking idiot that flew to LA for even a hint of a chance of 16-year-old zoomer poonaner.
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We know you're reading, Pukas... so a word of advice: let your own words sink in... "Stupid, self serving, selfish behavior that jeopardizes others." People are dying, Pukas, but you didn't take that into consideration when you hop on a plane and fly to another state.

You keep saying that your haters are your motivators... can you try to use that motivation to get off your fat ass and be productive and stop expecting people to just give you free shit all of the time, Pukas. You're an adult. Start acting like it.
 
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This reply of his makes my fucking sides hurt from laughing so hard. This is the same fucking idiot that flew to LA for even a hint of a chance of 16-year-old zoomer poonaner.

We know you're reading, Pukas... so a word of advice: let your own words sink in... "Stupid, self serving, selfish behavior that jeopardizes others." People are dying, Pukas, but you didn't take that into consideration when you hop on a plane and fly to another state.

You keep saying that your haters are your motivators... can you try to use that motivation to get off your fat ass and be productive and stop expecting people to just give you free shit all of the time, Pukas. You're an adult. Start acting like it.
We all know that he'd have sex with a zoomer even if she had covid and he was sure to get it from her, so I don't know who he thinks he's fooling.
 
Maybe if it pleases the crown of King Roy, the Kingdom could summon an uber chariot to transport Dr. Nigga Luke to the Spokane Mission for soup and a bologna sandwich?
One of those shmucks should do something "useful" and order an Uber to pick him up and take him to the outskirts of town. Too bad we couldn't get a recording of the chimpout when the realizes he's going the wrong way and gets booted on the side of the highway.
I got a fish!
Would you like to make a wish?
I've got a fish for him.
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Yeesh, what a leap from someone just asking if we can have family gatherings during covid. We all know what Lucas has on his mind.
And it's coming from the Freak that would have fucked his niece if he'd gotten the chance. It also makes it definitely clear that all his covid slut bullshit has nothing to do with people's safety, but with him not getting pussy.

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It's already past his motel 6 check out time. Did some fool pay for a Uber or is he on his way to the bus stop, already on the bus.
 
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