Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Don’t wear a mask = possibly get the coof
Wear a mask = eligibility for approach by the Wern.
Yeah, the no mask approach sounds like the winner here.
Wear a mask = eligibility for approach by the Wern.
Yeah, the no mask approach sounds like the winner here.
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Well as dissapointing as this is its kinda funny after he hyped it up and i was assuming he was going to do a 2.0 of retribution with his razor blade or attempt to multi-swoop. this isnt even Wern 1.5
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Man, he was supposed to turn over a new leaf today. Sadly, he only wiped his ass with it.
Typical Lucas, a chimp at heart.
Typical Lucas, a chimp at heart.
WonderWino
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Wern 2.0 apparently involves cooking horrifying looking olive and cheese garbage with other people
What a weird thing to record
What a weird thing to record
Him cooking at the homeless shelter no doubt, with all the homeless people he is better than
WonderWino
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Him cooking at the homeless shelter no doubt, with all the homeless people he is better than
I wonder if being better than other hobos involves putting mesquite spice on olives of all things
Jesus fucking christ, what IS it with this guy and doing absolutely revolting, nonsensical things with food and spices. It has to be connected to his mental problems. No fucking way a a normal person does the kind of things he does with food. This is almost as bad as putting the pepper on caviar
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Hamburger, cheese, and olives. GOD DAMN that's a lot of fat. This bloated faggot's gonna send himself into cardiac arrest and die before he gets to say a bunch of snide shit about the big orange meanie leaving office tomorrow
Telomere Savalas
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LeeLoo
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Did someone say it looks like my grandma’s asshole??!!
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His coat in this picture is so ragged and grimy, it's nauseating to look at. When was the last time he washed his clothes?
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His wrinkles are a great contrast with the nubile beys he seeks. And they're not handsome silver fox wrinkles or laugh lines from a lifetime of chuckles. Somehow you can tell they're the result of sleeping rough and unstable blood sugar levels.
WonderWino
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In time his wrinkles will be so deep he'll be able to hide a zoomer bae in them. At this rate he'll likely be able to fit a couple more between fat rolls
Is he going to share the meatball atrocity he made with other homeless. Looks barely enough to feed his gluttonous self.
Which video?
I'd say that coat hasn't seen the inside of a washer since he got it.
LeeLoo
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At the end of the newest meatball video I can hear someone say something about an asshole, the Fatty says “if that’s what grandmas asshole looks like she’s getting anallingis tonight”
Ok now I'm caught up. Hadn't seen the last video. Yup, at approx the 1:14 mark the comment about grandmas asshole comes up.
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The Wern attempts to demonstrate value through cooking.
The Wern instead demonstrates that he sucks at cooking, has no sense of taste, and is unable to recognize when other Homos sapiens are mocking his exploits
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So Wern 2.0 was one small conversation with a girl on IG and a couple memes bitching, topped off with another Wern food monstrosity?
That’s it?
Well, back to the drawing board for Wern 2.1 huh?
That’s it?
Well, back to the drawing board for Wern 2.1 huh?
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And he was SO SURE all he'd need was 2 hours between classes.