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It's the 1st of the month and Lucas has more money to leech. Expect the usual "Gen Z GREEEEEEED" videos within a week again.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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In @klickitat "Eating in a shared toilet etc" video starting at the 3:34 mark Lucas says:
"When I get my check on Monday buy some food and like maybe go up to the ladies that I like one of them and like offer dinner steak I'm going to toaster. I have a video like doing that, pork loins, lobster tails etc".
So yea, it does look like there is a woman at the Cannon shelter the Freak has his sights on and he wants to "cook" for her a toaster oven steak dinner.
ETA:
Saw this comment under the video. I don't think Isik would follow the Freak to SCC. I'd say as part of the interior renovation done to the Cannon Shelter it would include renovating the bathroom/restrooms too.
"When I get my check on Monday buy some food and like maybe go up to the ladies that I like one of them and like offer dinner steak I'm going to toaster. I have a video like doing that, pork loins, lobster tails etc".
So yea, it does look like there is a woman at the Cannon shelter the Freak has his sights on and he wants to "cook" for her a toaster oven steak dinner.
ETA:
Saw this comment under the video. I don't think Isik would follow the Freak to SCC. I'd say as part of the interior renovation done to the Cannon Shelter it would include renovating the bathroom/restrooms too.
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Uh oh, looks like Lucas spotted the shelter zoomer bae talking to a flatbill.
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I predict - if she is real - that he will withhold food for sex.
Yes, Lucas is dumb enough to be rolled. But he’s also monstrous enough to exchange basic humanity for a lay.
The whole heroin-dealer-trade-silence-for-poon thing again.
It won’t work. But he’ll try it, at least.
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So I guess Lucas never heard of the saying, “Don’t shit where you eat.”
Or in Lucas’ case, “Don’t eat where others shit.”
Or in Lucas’ case, “Don’t eat where others shit.”
The problem with women --boomers, Gen X, millennials, Gen Z, Gen Alpha. Yup he has Gen Alpha in his sights.
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Did he just complain about kids under ten not caring about how they treat women?
ETA: At the end 'four/five generations still dating dudes your own age' implies he also thinks those kids under ten should date people older than themselves as well. Wow.
Two things in this video besides the Gen Alpha thing that have me flabbergasted — he says “women aren’t listened to or heard. If you’re a woman telling me to shut up you’re probably stupid” I... okay. And then just how he goes on and on about wanting a woman to “take care of” but the only things he mentions in regards to taking care of her are cooking, rubbing her feet, and once he mentions drawing her a bath.
Sure foot rubs are nice, but I can cook for myself and draw my own baths. If a man was boasting about wanting to “take care of me”, I would expect that to be more of a paying the bills type thing. Not that I expect that, but if someone won’t shut up about how they’re going to take care of me, that’s what I would assume they mean. I don’t need someone cooking my food or running water into the bathtub for me, but if someone wants to pay my bills, more power to them.
He remembers it as ‘Don’t eat other people’s shit’, which admittedly he does a bit of, eating in the bathroom
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BlakeTheRake
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I don't know how Washington parents are in Southern states a white teen girl getting blacked is enough to get disowned and booted from her parents house with them not giving a literal fuck what happens to her. Someone like Lucas could rape her and the parents would view that as Karma for what they see as racial treason. Not sure if rural Washington parents roll like that or not with her having to go somewhere like Spokane for shelter.
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This is such an important point about where Lucas is coming from that it merits elaboration.
It's no secret that Lucas is seeking a mommy figure.
Suzanne was a surrogate mommy. She cared for him and did all of the adult work necessary to support his indolence. In return, Lucas did chores, like cooking and cleaning. You are no doubt familiar with his cuisine, and not surprised to hear that Lucas did not keep a clean house. He also humped her, and boasted about it on FB, in case anyone didn't know he had sex.
At some point Lucas realized that he was not satisfied with a mere mother figure for a romantic partner. She had to be young and fecund, too. The right age to appreciate his wisdom and silverback. So Lucas began his search for a new, improved Suzanne or Myrna, a teenage matriarch to take care of him. Lucas saw nothing wrong with flirting with 15 and 16 year old girls. It was legal, he maintained, and when that didn't settle his detractors down, he announced that he was really only interested in 18-24 year olds.
But a wife/mother/daughter isn't complicated enough to meet Lucas's needs. Lucas's dream girl will not have relationships with other men, let alone speak to them. She will be all Lucas's. She will do nothing that challenges Lucas. She will obey. She'll be a slave. Lucas has a well documented interest in violent and degrading sex. His penis may be comically small, and he may evince little understanding of or familiarity with female anatomy, but Lucas is prepared to fist his bae.
And now he's turning his attention away from Gen Z to Gen Alpha, and ranting about how he wants to take care of a woman. Notice how he describes "taking care of." Foot rubbing, cooking, etc. That's how you take care of a pet. Gen Alpha must be 10 now. Around the age of Lucas's niece when he was allowed to take her to the swings at the park...
A teen girl can end up in the street for other reasons and not because she dated a non-white.
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That's disturbing. 10 year olds shouldn't be dating anyone. They're just kids. The fact that Lucas sees them as more mature than they really are is messed up.
I personally love it when someone cooks for me. At the end of a long work day, it's nice to not have to always do it myself. However, I would NOT like Lucas to cook for me. His creations are disgusting at best and illness inducing at worst. It's hilarious that he thinks he has cooking skills.
A sane woman would expect for a man to not be a pedophillic Predator, and be functional/productive/competent, to be able to carry his own weight. Lucas is the opposite. He's a pedophillic Predator, dysfunctional/unproductive/incompetent, can't carry his own weight.
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I don't think it's a matter of mocking but the Freak getting older and more and more desperate.
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Is he going to show us his toaster oven flank steak?
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Lucas and his generations. His obsession with generations is super autistic. I get generations are a thing, but I suppose it is how his simple mind works. He is firmly convinced that all the Gen Z women are socialists and therefore he is in the right place. The right place being a homeless shelter and having a payee for his own exceptional individual bux.
No generation has ever been interested in dating fat, shitty ragmen. And that will not change.
The shelter needs to realize real quick that Lucas should not be allowed near the toaster oven.
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Do we have primary sources documenting his interest in violent, degrading sex (besides his Fetlife escapades)?
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He himself has tweeted disturbing comments about wanting to fist women, stating that his “meaty forearm” is all the dick they need. This is where the horrifying quote “UNF UNF UNF, HONIES” came from.
Fatal Walter
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I'm not really sure what some of these mean specifically but it's a kink test Lucas took for fetlife. Which probably reveals him as both boring and a weirdo pervert at the same time somehow.
BlakeTheRake
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It could be just an umbrella excuse a lot of young women use for sympathy on the streets. In hindsight yeah I made dumb comment. Lol
WonderWino
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'Listen to the music' in a bathroom sounds like he is talking about sitting around listening to the sounds of people shitting. Now I don't think thats how he meant it but knowing lucas it wouldn't surprise me if he really did mean it that way. and like you said the earbuds are to drown out the voices in his head, which is why he always has them in when he's wandering around
and I definitely agree, even lucas doesn't exile himself to the bathroom to eat for no reason. Something happened. Either he got told to fuck off by the hobos or by someone working at the shelter
darkwingosonichugorl said:
.....Just wait until he starts eating clinkerdagger in the bathroom
mothman96 said:
Oh yeah, that will totally end well for lucas. That is exactly the kind of thing that will lead to HOC style screaming and a ban when he's either ignored or told to fuck off, or a staff member sees said women being made uncomfortable and steps in to tell lucas to stop. We all know how lucas responds to staff members telling him not to harass women in shelters
mothman96 said:
Yeah it doesn't make sense for isaac to be following him to SCC, nor does it make sense that he would have a burned to shit sandwich in the SCC bathroom. Where would he have cooked it? That was clearly cooked in that shitty toaster oven at the shelter
Incognegro said:
'So instead of being afraid to lose you I sat back and watched YOU lose me'
Yikes. Holy narcissism batman. That doesn't even make the slightest amount of sense. It assumes that said woman was interested in him in the first place and that its some kind of loss for her to talk to some other guy which it isn't. Lucas's has an ego the size of asia
mothman96]The problem with women --boomers said:
'Damn those 10 year old agephobic sluts! They only date within their age group when I have super sperm! Socialist only in name bigots!' - lucas werner
Also he literally quoted the definition of insanity claiming the women are idiots cause they keep dating the same kind of people and expecting different results. The lack of self awareness in accusing someone else of that is fucking astounding. What does he think hes been doing for the last 20 years? Literally doing exactly the same thing and getting exactly the same results and its led him to living in a shelter being creepy on what is likely a young runaway
A whole lotta nope said:
Indeed. Remember this is a creep who claims he had 4 year olds come up to him in the mall and hit on him. His pedo is really showing with that video. Someone should archive it
and lucas's going on about giving foot massages reminded me of this:
I can totally see lucas's recent greyhound adventure having gone that way if he saw a zoomer bae he wanted on the bus
Fatal Walter said:
I like how he goes on about greedy flatbills with multiple women after taking a test that says he is'19% non monogamist'
Getting a little greedy there wern
I'd say it got the voyeur one right as well, as we all have seen the pics of him leering at little girls. and I guess we can give the pet one a thumbs up as well considering he admitted when he's on his meds he pisses in bushes, responds only to his name and food and takes food like a dog takes treats off of people
I'm calling total BS on 0% degrader and sadist though. Lucas is definitely sadistic with his fisting insanity and how he wants others to suffer for not giving him what he wants