Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks


At this rate, I'm gonna need to add to the Shirtless in Spokane series again.

He says Klick lies about him....but Klick just reposts Lucas's OWN content.

How, by any stretch of the imagination, can that constitute lying?

My theory is that Lucas is basically an animal that isn't capable of recognizing itself in a mirror or when hearing itself, so he sees video and hears audio of him saying things and thinks it must be some other guy.
 
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He says Klick lies about him....but Klick just reposts Lucas's OWN content.

How, by any stretch of the imagination, can that constitute lying?

I mean if he's claiming it constitutes lying than he is, if anything, inferring that the content of a given video is a lie, which in turn implies lucas himself is lying in the video. So really the only way for lucas's statement to be factually correct is if he is admitting that he himself is lying, therefore klickitat is lying by posting videos of lucas lying verbatim

So either lucas is admitting to lying in his videos that are being reposted or he ls lying about the video content being a lie. Either way lucas is lying
 
Lucas picks and chooses anything that Strokes his ego, and drops the rest.

No one should pretend to be his friend because all it does is make sure that his most obnoxious Tendencies swell bigger and bigger.

Just like his gourd head.
Fucking goddamn this. I always thought it was so strange that after the Golden USB finale blowout, that he went to praising Goldaor for his noble sacrifice, the bounty of meals he provided when he was unemployed

Similarly, after his terrible experiences with the Geek Room interviews and subsequent videos of him spitting and raging, he also similarly carried on with tones of ambiguity.. claiming that the first interview went so bad because of the guests, not the "real" members of the Geek Room, who were cool and his buddies. I thought this was a strange take

Now compare this to his consistent vitriolic hatred towards Walter Fate, who didn't go anywhere as far as pretend to be friendly for months, finally culminating to a scream fest where he directly says to Lucas "I get laid everyday, I support Trump." Out of the two, I would think there would be greater animosity towards the latter

But I realize now, that's what it is - Lucas lives in a plane of delusion where he's able to burn into his memory positive experiences that stoke his ego and burn everything else. He doesn't have any positive memories or interaction with Walter Fate, not once has he complimented his literally mentally handicapped abilities to cook with a toaster oven, nor provided even one overpriced Clinkernegros meal. Too bad, seeing as that would've offset all his videos calling out Lucas for being such a sideshow freak of a creep and Lucas would've considered him a homie. His loss, as Lucas would say

It's been debated here if he pretends not to remember the bad memories or if he genuinely doesn't. I had always leaned into that he's slimy natural born predator with much more advanced predator instincts to manipulate and self-serve than he lets on, but now I'm thinking that he genuinely doesn't remember

All he knows are what's in this plane of delusion he lives, full of positive interactions and memories that he has misinterpreted or has forcibly twisted to meet the requirements to stoke his ego and weird hallucinated memories and observations (all the guys who swoop 12 chicks at a time, every single day, multiple times a day, very small children aged 4-6 confidently running game on smelly middle aged hobos) that fit his narrative to stroke his ego - he absolutely COULD have so many fecund baes on his normal dick if he wanted, but he is far too supreme to have this if it means playing a corrupt rigged game of capitalism and not being a screaming repulsive lunatic pedo

I get the temptation to tip this cow, but there's good reason for rules against this, because it seems most tippers are goddamn retards who lack any kind of finesse or ingenuity, and go about it by either providing him with the food and luxuries he demands with a shit eating pomp and haughtiness, or provide him with the sycophantic fandom/friendship/companionship he desires most (those retards who comment on every single one of his posts, which he puts out multiple times a day are cows themselves that should be taken out back to be shot)

Klick with the catfish (taking a perfect opportunity to do a one time bit) would be a great example of NOT being a retard about it
 
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Here he is using creepy asterisks earlier. This is the kind of shit that gets him posted to the neckbeard subreddit.
 
It's been debated here if he pretends not to remember the bad memories or if he genuinely doesn't. I had always leaned into that he's slimy natural born predator with much more advanced predator instincts to manipulate and self-serve than he lets on, but now I'm thinking that he genuinely doesn't remember
I'd say he does remember but from the time he was young it served him to deny his misdeeds to where it has become "natural" for him to do so.
 
Gen Z's who don't give him a girl or offer to fuck the insane Pedo of spokane Lucas Colby Werner are as horrible as racists.

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You think he's ever wondered that it might not be his lack of money, but instead the fact that he is a total freak and a piece of shit, that keeps him from getting any women?

I mean if he has, I know he's dismissed it, but do you think he's even smart enough for the idea to occur to him?
 
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"I hate this country" isn't a very catchy presidential campaign slogan.

He thinks the president has enough judicial authority to dissolve the government, wow. To think there's something he actually understands less than women.
Will this be before or after Dr. Niggaye Luke graduates with his PhD in Age Gap Breeding?

Also could you imagine The Wern slobbing around the Whitehouse? Giving state of the union addresses shirtless from his food-stained mattress? Demanding the Secret Service YEET him a zoomer bae? Charging money to meet with foreign heads of state?
 
I can't stand him being such a smug little prick about allegedly ratting people out behind their backs.

People like that deserve to be shanked like the rats they are.
And Lucas says this shit like he has any credibility. He has zero credibility. He is an infamous bum who was banned from Starbucks and made a video about needing an "adult hottie on his lap right now, right now, right now."

He is a deranged hobo just spouting off nonsense. One you just quickly pass by on the street avoiding all eye contact. He can rat out whoever he wants. No one takes what he says seriously, and everyone who knows anything about him knows this is just projection and virtue signaling.
 
Ugh. Can somebody take a W for the team and confront this dude irl already? I'd love to see that.
Not a great idea. For all his ACAB nonsense, the fat shit would be straight on the phone to the po-po and we'd have a couple of weeks of him talking in every video about how he "totally owned this bigot" with his "clearpill" mindset. He'd be even more fucking insufferable. Besides, at some point, he's going to get absolutely battered by a boyfriend or another bum and we'll get another "Fat Albert" cock and bull story to laugh at him over.
 
Not a great idea. For all his ACAB nonsense, the fat shit would be straight on the phone to the po-po and we'd have a couple of weeks of him talking in every video about how he "totally owned this bigot" with his "clearpill" mindset. He'd be even more fucking insufferable. Besides, at some point, he's going to get absolutely battered by a boyfriend or another bum and we'll get another "Fat Albert" cock and bull story to laugh at him over.
You got a point... I'll just continue to enjoy the drama then. Let's see where this lolcow takes us.
 
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