Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Gaear Grimsrud]

These flatbills who supposedly want to hang out with Lucas are bums too, right?

Other bums are the only people I can see choosing to be around him, and that's only to try and see what they can shake loose from his tugboat tree.

 

[Elisabitch]

Will this be before or after Dr. Niggaye Luke graduates with his PhD in Age Gap Breeding?

Also could you imagine The Wern slobbing around the Whitehouse? Giving state of the union addresses shirtless from his food-stained mattress? Demanding the Secret Service YEET him a zoomer bae? Charging money to meet with foreign heads of state?

I would say that having social media posts with the kind of morbidly explicit stuff he's said, particularly the pedophile stuff and dropping N bombs would pretty much immediately disqualify him from running even in such a ridiculous scenario. One thing that would be pretty funny though is if he was able to run and even more scandalous stuff that we don't even know about him comes to the surface. If there's one thing I've learned it's that when it comes to Lucas, there's always more depraved shit than you'll ever truly know.

 

[WonderWino]

Calls everybody else stupid but fails to realize valentines day is a couples thing, not so much a go out and fuck everybody at the bar situation

Wern angry

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Guess the next catfish will have to cook him dinner. Unlike The Who song he “will get fooled again”

 

[Wernology]

His bitching and whining from today.

I'll grab his early bitterness about Valentine's Day with anything else he posts tomorrow.

 

[WonderWino]

Guess the next catfish will have to cook him dinner. Unlike the Who song he will get fooled againView attachment 1919149

If you meet an asshole in the morning you met an asshole. If everyone you meet is an asshole.....

and if he is so good at telling when someone is a catfish how did he end up in LA and then immediately follow it up with getting sent a literal catfish? He's talking like one of those skanky single moms on dating sites who talk about how nobody should bother just trying to use them for sex cause they'll recognize such people right away and call them on it.......because they have a history of getting used for sex by everybody they've met cause they're idiots who fall for it every time

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

You got a point... I'll just continue to enjoy the drama then. Let's see where this lolcow takes us.

The important thing to remember is that Lucas has the distinct punishment of being Lucas Werner. The only time he's "happy' (if you can call it that) is when he's shoveling garbage into his mouth in a bid to hasten his death.

 

[Wernology]

If you meet an asshole in the morning you met an asshole. If everyone you meet is an asshole.....

and if he is so good at telling when someone is a catfish how did he end up in LA and then immediately follow it up with getting sent a literal catfish? He's talking like one of those skanky single moms on dating sites who talk about how nobody should bother just trying to use them for sex cause they'll recognize such people right away and call them on it.......because they have a history of getting used for sex by everybody they've met cause they're idiots who fall for it every time

Lucas can only dream of being used for sex, so even the skanky single moms have one up on him.

Edit: I don't think he likes me. Pinned comment on this video.

Edit 2: Listen, it's late...

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

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Here he is using creepy asterisks earlier. This is the kind of shit that gets him posted to the neckbeard subreddit.

This is the sort of thing stalkers send.

 

[GingerFuck]

Lucas can only dream of being used for sex, so even the skanky single moms have one up on him.

Edit: I don't think he likes me. Pinned comment on this video.

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Edit 2: Listen, it's late...

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I think the “lying” that he refers to are from the video titles and the occasional edit title screens you throw in ever now and then not the actual content. Then again I have no idea if he’s even able to recognize himself. He has reference other videos in some of his videos. Which makes me wonder if he could recognize himself or if he just remember making that video.

 

[Wernology]

I think the “lying” that he refers to are from the video titles and the occasional edit title screens you throw in ever now and then not the actual content. Then again I have no idea if he’s even able to recognize himself. He has reference other videos in some of his videos. Which makes me wonder if he could recognize himself or if he just remember making that video.

Considering I reuploaded the video of him saying his mom was the origin of "It's not in the cards" he still insists I made it up and am lying about him saying it's something is mom says to him so I'm not at all convinced he's able to recognize himself at this point. He's accused me of "manipulating" videos before to make it seem like he's saying shit he's not, which I don't do. Lucas incriminates himself enough on his own without me having to pretend I know how to edit videos that well.

He also claims he doesn't say racial slurs despite screenshots and video of him doing it, that he doesn't call women bitches, that he's never tried to blackmail other men to give him women for sex (and I definitely made sure to save that one and reupload it), that he got kicked out for "reporting heroin users" despite that same video having him admit he got kicked out for trying to blackmail them into giving him a woman for sex, etc...I'm not at all convinced he recognizes himself, either that or he thinks he's smart enough to pull a successful Trump and people will believe him if he calls people who show proof of him doing shitty things liars often enough.

He's like that video compilation of gorillas trying to attack a mirror thinking it's another gorilla only the gorillas have the built in excuse of being gorillas.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Calls everybody else stupid but fails to realize valentines day is a couples thing, not so much a go out and fuck everybody at the bar situation

Wern angry

God damn, he big mad. This is the purest incel potential shooter of female students retardation. What a worthless fat sack of shit.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

He even hates the people pretending to be nice to him today. Man does Valentines Day make him extra salty

Happy Valentines Day!

 

[mothman96]

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He even hates the people pretending to be nice to him today. Man does Valentines Day make him extra saltyView attachment 1919756
Happy Valentines Day!

Another year, another Incel Valentines Day for the Freak with only his hand for "company".

 

[AbraCadaver]

Another year, another Incel Valentines Day for the Freak with only his hand for "company".

His hand just suddenly remembered it has something better to do, must go, so sorry can’t stay and chat.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I made a Valentine's Day playlist for Lucas to enjoy.

TISM - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me [HD]

Flash Video Animation by Bernard Derriman.

youtu.be

https://youtu.be/0ImRyPymRAM

"And do you really wanna know what’s really whack,
See I can’t even get a date,
So, what do you think of that?"

Skee-Lo - I Wish

Music video by Skee-Lo performing I Wish. (C) 1995 Volcano Entertainment III, LLC

youtu.be

"In the end, it took me a dictionary,
To find out the meaning of unrequited,
While she was giving herself for free,
At a party to which I was never invited"

https://youtu.be/2CBWDp71UPM

 

[Wernology]

I LOVE how his "let me explain why capitalism sucks" video is literally just him reading a Twitter meme he reposted to his Facebook (and looks like deleted) and all he did was add in "Washington State" and change the amount of money per hour for the employees from $16.50/hr to $12/hr.

Then Mr. Greedy goes on to talk about how profit is theft like he hasn't been trying to profit off anything he thinks will sell.

 

[cigarettesalsa]

What do you guys mean he doesn't recognize himself? Like he doesn't recognize his own thoughts and opinions when they're presented to him or you think he actually doesn't recognize his own face and voice on video?

 

[Wernology]

What do you guys mean he doesn't recognize himself? Like he doesn't recognize his own thoughts and opinions when they're presented to him or you think he actually doesn't recognize his own face and voice on video?

I'd suggest re-reading what I posted about it a few posts up, it's explained pretty clearly.

Also, best/worst video pause still:

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

His newest rant is an instant classic. He doesn't know why he doesn't have a girlfriend as he rattles off basic qualities he has that most functional adults have.
V day is eating at him hard. Is a chimp out in the cards soon?