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Go search Klick's YouTube channel - he was drinking a lot last November/December as well as this summer when he was getting high and drunk with Isaac in the woods.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Maxxicus Callahan
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Hopefully he doesn’t share a picture of one of his miracle shits. You know your narcissism is off the charts when you are talking about your own literal “shit” and how great it is. It probably stinks bad enough to clear out a public restroom for a good 15 minutesThat video was the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen and also like... Nothing like that exists. So if we’re just making up shit we wish existed I could just say that I wish that I could lose weight without doing anything, including shitting for 6 hours??? How is some random ass drink that makes you sick the best idea when it’s clearly just some fantasy thing he made up?
It’s like in The Office when Dwight says in his fantasy he’s in Hell as the manager/co-owner with Satan and Jim is like “in your wildest fantasy you’re... in Hell... and you’re not even in charge of Hell???” Lucas if you’re just going to make things up and fantasize why wouldn’t you just fantasize about losing weight by doing nothing lmao
Also, literally the day after talking about how people shouldn’t fart in public, he’s back to talking about his shits and how his wildest fantasies include shitting.He LITERALLY has a lizard brain, only cares about eating, shitting, and sex.
First thing I notice is how bad his skin looks now. There’s something wrong with his health (well many things) but his skin in particular looks a sickly pale yellow
Edit: I think this is it what I'm trying to nail, jaundice skin. Zombie Lucas is horrifying.
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I once thought that "virtue signaling" wasn't a particularly useful term. It describes a ubiquitous species of low effort posturing, but does so in an aggressive way that discourages the exchange of ideas. "You want people to think you're a good person!" is a dreary observation. A way to avoid responding to someone's ideas, and indict their motivations. Something like: "I think that maybe the economy is rigged." "Virtue signaling!"
Watching Lucas has, in my eyes, rehabilitated "virtual signaling." Lucas is a reminder that humans aren't reasonable creatures and shouldn't be treated as such. Not everyone who speaks can be taken seriously. Lucas has no ideas or substance to respond to. When he posts his "political memes," he is nakedly trying to demonstrate that he is a good person, and claim an unearned solidarity with what he believes to be young radicals.
For the sake of puss puss.
If he says the right things, he will demonstrate value, people will overlook his faults, and he will finally be redistributed some puss puss.
So, Lucas, I will accuse him of virtue signaling.
Watching Lucas has, in my eyes, rehabilitated "virtual signaling." Lucas is a reminder that humans aren't reasonable creatures and shouldn't be treated as such. Not everyone who speaks can be taken seriously. Lucas has no ideas or substance to respond to. When he posts his "political memes," he is nakedly trying to demonstrate that he is a good person, and claim an unearned solidarity with what he believes to be young radicals.
For the sake of puss puss.
If he says the right things, he will demonstrate value, people will overlook his faults, and he will finally be redistributed some puss puss.
So, Lucas, I will accuse him of virtue signaling.
Lucas is not a robust creature. He's looking rather jaundiced, shot-out, withered and bloated.
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He was drunk a couple days ago after he got out/left the motel.
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High bilirubin. Liver’s fucked. Could be diabetes related, could be a number of other things. Homeless people are at a high risk for hepatitis.
Maxxicus Callahan
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I thought that was just Lucas being Lucas, oh that bottle in his hand of course
WonderWino
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Thats what he gets for not drinking with the grain of the liquor
Maxxicus Callahan
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White people today systematically benefit from Jeffrey Dahmer?
WonderWino
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Even for lucas that is batshit. He's lost his fucking mind. I mean jesus christ, he is so obsessed with food his schizo brain is virtue signaling insanity about eating people now. Is there anything in his brain that doesn't revolve around food? At this point i'm starting to wonder if he would try to eat a zoomer bae after fucking her
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"Everything is about sex, except sex, which is about power." Oscar Wilde.
"Everything is about puss puss, except puss puss, which is about food. And also puss puss." Lucas Werner.
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I have noticed something in his latest shirtless videos, Lucas' head looks so small in comparison to his gargantuan body, and we are only seeing the top half of that body. I mean this time last year at least his head was proportional, now it is beginning to look like the shrunken head scene in BeetleJuice. He has had to have put on at least 50 lbs to make a transformation like that, the way he is gorging himself certainly supports this.
His insanity is his drug. He goes off his meds to feel invincible.
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Lucas can’t stop talking about eating people. At least Hannibal could cook his victims properly and do cannibalism a small justice with his famous dinner parties. Lucas Werner will just shove you in a toaster oven with ketchup, mesquite and mayo probably undercooked.
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God, his love of food and his desire of girls are starting to combine.
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'If you eat her lucas, she can never leave you. she'll make your telomeres grow lucas' - the voices on the wind
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The only thing that comes anywhere close is that liquid the doctor makes colonoscopy patients drink the night before the procedure. I'm not sure what it is, but it makes the person have to go the the bathroom for hours. However, it doesn't really make you lose weight because it just doesn't work like that. You can't immediately shit out your excess fat. I don't know where he comes up with this stuff. Also, the thought of losing 100lbs of fat in 6 hours is both ridiculous and hilarious. Imagine working with someone one day and then the next day they show up 100lbs lighter.
Lucas wants the easy way out of EVERYTHING. To lose weight is effortful. He'd have to stop eating greasy garbage and downing sugary drinks. He'd also have to put the effort into getting more physically active. He's not going to do either of those things. He's just going to sit around stuffing weird and unholy abominations in his face while wishing for someone or something else to fix the problem.
There are countless videos on Lucas’ own YouTube channels and on Klickitat’s channel of Lucas getting shit faced... He drank when he had his apartment and he drinks a lot more in the last year that he’s been homeless. I’m not going to find the specific links because you can find them as easily as I can but he buys shitty sweet liquor and gets drunk ALL the time. He isn’t filming it as much in recent months because he isn’t supposed to be drinking or smoking after his last hospital stay but I would bet he’s still doing it. It’s literally all over tons of vids about him I’m low key confused how you missed it.
Maxxicus Callahan
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I guess I just took it for erratic behaviour, I haven't seen videos where he is slurring and stumbling over himself so I thought he wasn't much of a drinker.
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This is absolute Lucas.
“We need to fight misogyny and treat women as equal people!”
two seconds later: “All you need to get laid is a stove, a fridge and a bed. Even the hottest women on the planet only want meals, sex and a roof over their heads. Women don’t have dreams or careers or goals or ambitions of their own. They’re just a collection of holes, into which you insert food or dicks, and that keeps them happy.”
He can’t even keep from contradicting his virtue-signaling in the comments of the same post.
Lucas is what I think of now when a man tells me he’s a “male feminist.” Real mean who support women just say, “yeah women are half the world’s population, pay them equal wages, don’t harass them., a passed out drunk girl is not a “yes,” don’t be that guy.”
“MALE FEMINISTS” make a show of posting feminist talking points and memes constantly and shouting RESPECT WOMEN YOU DISGUSTING MALE PIGS (WHICH I AM NOT BECAUSE I AM BETTER!). Here’s a bunch of statistics on how women are better than me and I am but a lowly white male! Who is, again, not like those other guys!”
To a man, every fellow I’ve met like that always turned out to have the shittiest opinions about women and feel they were owed a date because they “stood up for me” in some situation where I didn’t even need it. They just seethed underneath with resentment that they weren’t getting laid by all these ungrateful bitches who ignore just how much they were doing for them!
I’d genuinely rather spend time with some old man who called me “honey” and talked about women today having crazy ideas about getting boy haircuts and not wanting to get married.
From now on when a man introduces himself as a “male feminist,” all I’m going to hear is Lucas making horrific food in a toaster oven and claiming bitches love a man who can cook, that’s how you get girls.
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This I agree with more than most things I see posted here. At this point, especially in Washington, weed is barely considered a "drug". So while pre-teens still think weed is cool, to any 18+ adult its just like buying cigarettes, getting into R Rated movies etc
But I agree it doesn't seem like Lucas gets any 'relief' from getting drunk or high like most addicts do, homeless or not. He's only getting drunk/high because he thinks it will attract the puss puss, which is a gross miscalculation on his part as most things are.
Weed, booze, etc. he sees as normal, functional things to do so he doesn't mind talking about them. He doesn't realize that these activities are what even dysfunctional people do to escape their busy, stressful lives, neither of which he has.
Lucas on the other hand is given an abusrd amount of $ per month just to keep breathing. He's a net negative on society yet the money just keeps rolling in and he keeps making demands.
It might seem like Lucas never faces any consequences, but Father Time is undefeated. You are going to die Lucas, sooner rather than later.
The bizarre angles he uses combined with his long hair (mullet), severely receding hairline, and nauseating body make this a really challenging thing to accurately assess.