Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

INeedUhChickUnder26 said:
The Raspberry Shit Soda or whatever video is another where Lucas shows how out of touch with reality he is in addition to being extremely low IQ.

Though this Raspberry Shit Soda one was supposed to be humorous (I guess/think?), he often comes up with 'brilliant' ideas and thinks that's the end of it. People should apparently just start giving him millions of $$ because he thought of something, regardless of whether it's even possible. Like Bezos imagined a bookstore, but online, and poof there was Amazon.

This is pretty much how he sees life in general, which is obviously a way for him to cope with his shitty existence. He isn't really capable of becoming a doctor (Nigga or otherwise) or even getting his AA even though he would really like to as he thinks it will help his chances with Gen Z.

He thinks if he just LARPs these ideas that are in his head that they'll come true. Or at least thinks he'll be able to fool Gen Z into being impressed by them.

Fortunately for us Lucas is too stupid to realize that his ideas and 'accomplishments' are so absurd that absolutely no one in their right mind would believe him/them. That and the fact that he documents video evidence that he's completely lying every day.
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Lucas thinks he is a stand up comedian, but in reality he is more of a paraplegic. Powerlevel: I had done stand up sets twice in front of audiences (a work talent show and an opening speech) and it is stressful AF, you can't just go up there and say whatever pops into your head, you have to have some idea of how to structure a joke and you should have it scripted. But I highly doubt Lucas will understand that to be even remotely funny, talking about ridiculous things like a soda seltzer that makes you loose 100 pounds isn't going to do it. It is funny in the same sense as him walking down the street screaming at the top of his lungs, the way Klickitat edits the cutscenes and puts some filters on it and it is a good joke, but Lucas by himself is as I say, "born without a humerus."
 
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I wonder if it's ever going to dawn on happybuddhist840 he's dealing with a flaming narcissist/hypocrite. Everything Lucas says/does is gear to how it benefits him.

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Seymour Glass said:
Poors with no prospects in life have an obsession with every meal being tasty. It's a way to control one tiny aspect of their lives and fill it pleasure.

Wealthy people's food is kind of bland and tasteless. (Think caviar and the like)
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mothman96 said:
I wonder if it's ever going to dawn on happybuddhist840 he's dealing with a flaming narcissist/hypocrite. Everything Lucas says/does is gear to how it benefits him.

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Thank god he’s too lazy and self serving to actually get involved in activism. I love how people think voicing their opinions online makes them a moral upstanding person but in their own life they don’t reflect any of that and just use their posts as a kind of shield to cover for their shitty IRL behaviour.
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
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Thank god he’s too lazy and self serving to actually get involved in activism. I love how people think voicing their opinions online makes them a moral upstanding person but in their own life they don’t reflect any of that and just use their posts kind of shield to cover for their shitty IRL behaviour.
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With Lucas it's both. Shitty IRL and online. POS behavior that is well documented here and in other places.

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So now he's got caps as a symbol of systemic prejudice against women and their structural decay.

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mothman96 said:
I wonder if it's ever going to dawn on happybuddhist840 he's dealing with a flaming narcissist/hypocrite. Everything Lucas says/does is gear to how it benefits him.

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Lucas has responded to the accusation that he presents himself as a feminist in order to gain access to teen puss puss.

Let us, for a moment, pretend that we don't know that Lucas is a predatory retard, and ignore all the warning signs that even his posts give off that he is a fool best dismissed as one. Let's treat Lucas's response like he's sane and take him seriously.

A. Lucas acknowledges that people may observe his conduct and conclude that he is "standing up against misogyny" to impress women. Some folks call that "virtue signaling," "white knighting," etc. Lucas wants to refute that charge.

B. Dr. Nigga Luke does not, however, "stand up against" racism in order to get black friends.

C. Thus, when you tear down bigots, "that's what happens." That?

Lucas is suggesting that when you tear down bigots, people accuse you of trying to impress women. If you squint and give him the benefit of the doubt, he could be arguing that he "stands up against racism," but isn't keen on meeting black people, therefore when he "stands up against misogyny," it's not motivated by a desire to meet fecund ovulators. What little strength this rhetoric has comes from Lucas's lack of interest in black folks. He doesn't talk about them constantly, and hasn't oriented his entire life around fisting their buttholes. He has always struck me as threatened by black folk.

Anyway, reduced to essentials, Lucas argues that if you think he's insincere in his opposition to "misogyny," or acting out of self-interest, you are a bigot. How persuasive. This is itself another bit of silly posturing to impress the girls.
I'm interested in the mechanics of Lucas "standing up against" things. It seems he is trying to radicalize people to become "anarchocommunists" and tear down capitalism, which is what stands in the way of him and the choicest teen puss puss. The particulars are unclear, but I'd like to understand.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
And, I do agree, Bar S hotdogs are pretty bad. They are about the cheapest ones around and for a reason.
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Draxx them Sklounst said:
Oh god Bar S hot dogs are fucking revolting, even when I was working part-time for min wage I would not buy those.
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Bar-S hotdogs are great bait for eels and amphiumas, FYI.
They are absolutely the best bang for your buck if you want to throw hot dogs in an aquatic trap overnight and see what sort of critters come slithering out of the swamp mush to eat them.

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Lucas can’t stop talking about eating people. At least Hannibal could cook his victims properly and do cannibalism a small justice with his famous dinner parties. Lucas Werner will just shove you in a toaster oven with ketchup, mesquite and mayo probably undercooked.
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WonderWino said:
Even for lucas that is batshit. He's lost his fucking mind. I mean jesus christ, he is so obsessed with food his schizo brain is virtue signaling insanity about eating people now. Is there anything in his brain that doesn't revolve around food? At this point i'm starting to wonder if he would try to eat a zoomer bae after fucking her
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tfw Lucas Werner cannibal fetish head-canon is becoming reality
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I know it's probably only due to the fact that he's back in shared living quarters, but whenever he's sperging at a high level and then goes dead silent I imagine all of the terrible things that could have happened to him and I get really excited.

One of these days he will be found floating in the Columbia River, but I've learned my lesson about getting my hopes up until it's confirmed.
 
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IceQueen said:
LMAO who wants to take bets on how long this will last 😂💀 I wonder what made him switch back to “n word bad” from his more recent stance of “not letting me say the n word is fascist”
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It won't last...

FAT FAGGOT: A FABLE

Once upon a time there was an old, soft white man named Lucas, who wasn't really a man. He had a comically small peepee, and withered nards, but nobody recognized him as a man because he was a fat faggot.

Lucas was afraid of black people and rap. He was very horny, but couldn't figure out how to satisfy his libido with teen puss puss, because teen girls are bigots and refuse to recognize the sexual value of homeless schizos.

Teen girls don't like racists, Lucas knew, and they like edgy alpha males.

Lucas said "nigger," and the puss puss did not materialize.

Lucas scratched his scalp with a hobo nail.

Lucas said "nigga," and the puss puss did not materialize.

Lucas rubbed his brow.

Lucas said "I will say 'nigga' until you bigots yeet me down some puss puss." And Lucas "said," or posted "nigga" on IG for a few days. No puss puss materialize.

Lucas bit his lip and paced under a bridge.

"Not letting me say 'nigger' is fascist!" Lucas howled to an uncaring world.

The puss puss did not materialize.

Lucas wept and ate a 6 burritos.

"Saying the n word is fascist, I stand against racism!" Lucas said loudly...

...and the puss puss didn't materialize.
 
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wenttobermuda said:
It won't last...

FAT FAGGOT: A FABLE

Once upon a time there was an old, soft white man named Lucas, who wasn't really a man. He had a comically small peepee, and withered nards, but nobody recognized him as a man because he was a fat faggot.

Lucas was afraid of black people and rap. He was very horny, but couldn't figure out how to satisfy his libido with teen puss puss, because teen girls are bigots and refuse to recognize the sexual value of homeless schizos.

Teen girls don't like racists, Lucas knew, and they like edgy alpha males.

Lucas said "nigger," and the puss puss did not materialize.

Lucas scratched his scalp with a hobo nail.

Lucas said "nigga," and the puss puss did not materialize.

Lucas rubbed his brow.

Lucas said "I will say 'nigga' until you bigots yeet me down some puss puss." And Lucas "said," or posted "nigga" on IG for a few days. No puss puss materialize.

Lucas bit his lip and paced under a bridge.

"Not letting me say 'nigger' is fascist!" Lucas howled to an uncaring world.

The puss puss did not materialize.

Lucas wept and ate a 6 burritos.

"Saying the n word is fascist, I stand against racism!" Lucas said loudly...

...and the puss puss didn't materialize.
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The Grim Grinning Ghosts, however, DID materialize 👻
 
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