Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Telomere Savalas]

This one is really bad. He is so unsanitary. Putting that uncooked bacon on the table is pretty awful. Putting hotdogs in a calzone? Pure Lucas! Just the type of thing he would do. And, I do agree, Bar S hotdogs are pretty bad. They are about the cheapest ones around and for a reason.

The people who run this shelter just let him keep doing this. I don't get it.

Bar S are a buck at Walmart. When money was tight, I thought it was worth the savings over Oscar Mayer at $3+. We forget that Lucas is, you know, HOMELESS and is lucky he's not eating dead racoons out of dumpsters.

 

[Bassomatic]

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Lucas can’t stop talking about eating people. At least Hannibal could cook his victims properly and do cannibalism a small justice with his famous dinner parties. Lucas Werner will just shove you in a toaster oven with ketchup and mayo probably undercooked.

The F35 is a shit show and I'll spare my sperging but, Lucas forgets this about mil spending, first and foremost the US is the leader of how to fuck your shit up period. I don't care what some CCP rag writes, I'm not just waving a freedom boner, the US can and will fuck anyone in a war, nukes or no. If you study the war we "lost" the Veit Cong even signed papers saying, we got our shit pushed in. That's another ramble I'll spare tho.

Mil and space tech comes down, one can debate costs merit etc, but the fact is, NASA USAF etc that spending gets us toys, as in you and I. Lucas on the other hand provides a danger to the community he's in and a few laughs for people around the world. How many lives has blood transfusion saved? How much better is the world with carbon fibre? etc etc. Lucas is a fat faggot we laugh at, on tools that have a gov tie in.

I wonder if Lucas is aware, not all "analchests" are commies, the an-cap group for example.

I also think it's funny Lucas is now using pig to shame women, you may dislike a lot of women for reasons Lucas but, until you hit the Slaton sisters, it's hard to find one I'd call a pig over you. Even Cantel who lives off fast food has better food safety. That last horror show he made was beyond confusing, if it was possible to go and see his thoughts and return a sane person, I think that hot dog thing he made takes the cake of just why? How did he come to think this was possible?

I'm not mad posting or gayops planning but if the Shelter he's at lets him do this, they need to be looked into. Sadly a lot of shelters have problems with drug dealing/use etc. Lucas is creating a danger, for people who might not be bright enough to see it (Like Dr nigga himself unaware how hobo coat + uncooked bacon = bad news). It seems like this place just lets the inmates run the asylam, and with COVID causing honest/sane people to lose housing it's bull shit a place like this is still open putting hard working people with no options at risk.

 

[Telomere Savalas]

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“MALE FEMINISTS” make a show of posting feminist talking points and memes constantly and shouting RESPECT WOMEN YOU DISGUSTING MALE PIGS (WHICH I AM NOT BECAUSE I AM BETTER!). Here’s a bunch of statistics on how women are better than me and I am but a lowly white male! Who is, again, not like those other guys!”

To a man, every fellow I’ve met like that always turned out to have the shittiest opinions about women and feel they were owed a date because they “stood up for me” in some situation where I didn’t even need it. They just seethed underneath with resentment that they weren’t getting laid by all these ungrateful bitches who ignore just how much they were doing for them!

Like Joss Whedon. He wouldn't STFU about being a "Male Feminist" and how he wrote the character of Buffy the Vampire Slayer because we needed a strong female heroine. Turns out he was just blowing smoke, and many actresses (one of which was underage at the time) and crew are accusing him of sexual harassment.

Anyway, back on topic. Fuck Lucas.

 

[IceQueen]

I guess I just took it for erratic behaviour, I haven't seen videos where he is slurring and stumbling over himself so I thought he wasn't much of a drinker.

Yeah his behavior honestly isn’t that different drunk, but he has videos in his old apartment drinking super shitty/cheap brandy and last summer he had a few where he bought some kind of banana schnapps and was bragging about the high liquor content (which he actually misunderstood, it wasn’t high liquor content at all, it was basically Pucker). And then a couple of months ago in a motel he and Isik and maybe some others (I don’t remember exactly) made some kind of disgusting drink with like... vodka, Coca Cola, and Reese’s PB cups.

 

[Amewsed]

Bar S are a buck at Walmart. When money was tight, I thought it was worth the savings over Oscar Mayer at $3+. We forget that Lucas is, you know, HOMELESS and is lucky he's not eating dead racoons out of dumpsters.

I'm sure he probably is eating dead raccoons out of dumpsters.
It's a bit gamey; probably a little too healthy, hence his disgusting combos that cost a grand total of 3 dollars. If only he didn't waste his stolen money on expensive take out.

 

[Mother Fucker]

Bar S are a buck at Walmart. When money was tight, I thought it was worth the savings over Oscar Mayer at $3+. We forget that Lucas is, you know, HOMELESS and is lucky he's not eating dead racoons out of dumpsters.

We haven't forgotten he's homeless, he reminds us almost every day except he's the only person I've ever heard say it condescendingly like it makes him better than you.

 

[Wernology]

In case anyone has ever been worried if I have channel backups:

That drive contains my channel (current as of tonight), and both of Lucas' youtube channels (Lucas Werner & The Wern).

Dec. 11th is when I did the first copies of all three channels.

Stuff gets copied from my secondary data SSD onto a much larger external drive every 3 days or so, there's a NAS in the house, and I have a cloud backup going for my systems in general, which includes the big folder of Lucas trash.

Anyway, here's his "genius" idea for raspberry shit soda that makes you "do a 100lb shit for 6 hours".
I'm pretty sure this was one of his failed attempts at comedy.

 

[ClownBrew]

In case anyone has ever been worried if I have channel backups:

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That drive contains my channel (current as of tonight), and both of Lucas' youtube channels (Lucas Werner & The Wern).

Dec. 11th is when I did the first copies of all three channels.

Stuff gets copied from my secondary data SSD onto a much larger external drive every 3 days or so, there's a NAS in the house, and I have a cloud backup going for my systems in general, which includes the big folder of Lucas trash.

Anyway, here's his "genius" idea for raspberry shit soda that makes you "do a 100lb shit for 6 hours".
I'm pretty sure this was one of his failed attempts at comedy.

I wish I could rate this Autistic and Winner at the same time.

 

[Wernology]

I wish I could rate this Autistic and Winner at the same time.

I'd just mark it as "4K Downloader will grab an entire channel with one click and auto-save it wherever I tell it to."

Seriously, that program will take a channel link and grab the whole damn channel without interaction beyond telling it to go and get it.

The app on my phone for the stuff he only posts to IG is pretty similar. Get link, paste into app, instant video saved.

It honestly doesn't take much time at all beyond its' initial grab of the channel list as he's got a few hundred on each one--706 on The Wern, I think, I forget how many now on the Lucas Werner channel.

 

[Chris Jericho's Penis]

First thing I notice is how bad his skin looks now. There’s something wrong with his health (well many things) but his skin in particular looks a sickly pale yellow

Edit: I think this is it what I'm trying to nail, jaundice skin. Zombie Lucas is horrifying.
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Lucas is gonna be such a nightmare for the floor staff of some hospital some day. He's gonna be this giant, morbidly obese, disgusting slob strapped to a hospital bed, yellower than a Simpson's character, whacked out of his mind, and violent because of the buildup of toxins his liver isn't filtering anymore. They'll feed him lactulose to make him shit out all the excess ammonia, and after days and days of the nurses and aides cleaning up this giant fatfuck's disgusting bowel movements while trying to keep him restrained, he'll snap out of it and go back to his normal self. But then his normal self isn't much less crazy than encephalopathy Lucas. He's gonna constantly pester the aides for food and get pissed when there isn't much other than graham crackers and peanut butter during off hours, extol the virtues of his voodoo jizm to the younger ones, and probably still shit his pants and insist that he be cleaned up by the staff. Then he'll get discharged and not follow medical advice, repeating the cycle until the day he's not lucky enough to be picked up by EMS.

 

[WonderWino]

The only thing that comes anywhere close is that liquid the doctor makes colonoscopy patients drink the night before the procedure. I'm not sure what it is, but it makes the person have to go the the bathroom for hours. However, it doesn't really make you lose weight because it just doesn't work like that. You can't immediately shit out your excess fat. I don't know where he comes up with this stuff. Also, the thought of losing 100lbs of fat in 6 hours is both ridiculous and hilarious. Imagine working with someone one day and then the next day they show up 100lbs lighter.

Lucas wants the easy way out of EVERYTHING. To lose weight is effortful. He'd have to stop eating greasy garbage and downing sugary drinks. He'd also have to put the effort into getting more physically active. He's not going to do either of those things. He's just going to sit around stuffing weird and unholy abominations in his face while wishing for someone or something else to fix the problem.

You're thinking of magnesium citrate, sold commonly under the name citromag. As you said its for clearing out your intestines prior to the exam and has nothing to do with shitting out your fat. Aside from of course whatever you happened to eat last before you took it. That said, there are plenty of pseudoscience con artists out there who have claimed to come up with formulas that allow you to not absorb the fat you eat or shit off excess pounds. It wouldn't surprise me if lucas fell for one of those scams and thinks it'll help him lose weight. He is certainly stupid enough for it, and ironically despite being in college for biology, has such a poor understanding of biology and anatomy that he doesn't realize such a thing isn't biologically possible. If it were, people would be doing that, not going in for dangerous weight loss surgery

 

[Cash Pope]

Lucas is gonna be such a nightmare for the floor staff of some hospital some day. He's gonna be this giant, morbidly obese, disgusting slob strapped to a hospital bed, yellower than a Simpson's character, whacked out of his mind, and violent because of the buildup of toxins his liver isn't filtering anymore. They'll feed him lactulose to make him shit out all the excess ammonia, and after days and days of the nurses and aides cleaning up this giant fatfuck's disgusting bowel movements while trying to keep him restrained, he'll snap out of it and go back to his normal self. But then his normal self isn't much less crazy than encephalopathy Lucas. He's gonna constantly pester the aides for food and get pissed when there isn't much other than graham crackers and peanut butter during off hours, extol the virtues o f his voodoo jizm to the younger ones, and probably still shit his pants and insist that he be cleaned up by the staff. Then he'll get discharged and not follow medical advice, repeating the cycle until the day he's not lucky enough to be picked up by EMS.

That dude is a nightmare to everyone he crosses paths with, I have no doubt your prediction will ring true and he'll be even more notorious as worm food than he was in his actual sad life.

 

[ahcoostic]

I love the fact my YouTube algorithm changed. After all the vids from Klick as well as looking at past Werner vids I have a bunch of Chris Hanson Predator stuff as my suggested next clip.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Bar S are a buck at Walmart. When money was tight, I thought it was worth the savings over Oscar Mayer at $3+. We forget that Lucas is, you know, HOMELESS and is lucky he's not eating dead racoons out of dumpsters.

I'll not knock someone for eating Bar S hotdogs, which are awful, but affordable. "Haha, you have to eat lips and assholes, because you are poor" isn't sporting or amusing.

I'm surprised that Lucas bought the humble Bar S, however, because he isn't known for managing his resources well.

Lucas makes such a spectacle of every stage of his digestion. From his pathological eating, to boasting of his flatulence and bowel movements, Lucas wants to share. Making shit is one thing he does well.

 

[Seymour Glass]

Even for lucas that is batshit. He's lost his fucking mind. I mean jesus christ, he is so obsessed with food his schizo brain is virtue signaling insanity about eating people now. Is there anything in his brain that doesn't revolve around food? At this point i'm starting to wonder if he would try to eat a zoomer bae after fucking her

Poors with no prospects in life have an obsession with every meal being tasty. It's a way to control one tiny aspect of their lives and fill it pleasure.

Wealthy people's food is kind of bland and tasteless. (Think caviar and the like)

 

[mothman96]

Poors with no prospects in life have an obsession with every meal being tasty. It's a way to control one tiny aspect of their lives and fill it pleasure.

Wealthy people's food is kind of bland and tasteless. (Think caviar and the like)

 

[strandedcastaway]

Poors with no prospects in life have an obsession with every meal being tasty. It's a way to control one tiny aspect of their lives and fill it pleasure.

Wealthy people's food is kind of bland and tasteless. (Think caviar and the like)

The first part is true and explains Lucas well, the second part is definitely not (try an expensive steak sometime).

 

[mothman96]

This is absolute Lucas.

“We need to fight misogyny and treat women as equal people!”

two seconds later: “All you need to get laid is a stove, a fridge and a bed. Even the hottest women on the planet only want meals, sex and a roof over their heads. Women don’t have dreams or careers or goals or ambitions of their own. They’re just a collection of holes, into which you insert food or dicks, and that keeps them happy.”

A small roof at that.

 

[Gracie's Ghost]

Making shit is one thing he does well.

Give the guy a break. It's the closest he'll ever come to reproducing.

 

[INeedUhChickUnder26]

The Raspberry Shit Soda or whatever video is another where Lucas shows how out of touch with reality he is in addition to being extremely low IQ.

Though this Raspberry Shit Soda one was supposed to be humorous (I guess/think?), he often comes up with 'brilliant' ideas and thinks that's the end of it. People should apparently just start giving him millions of $$ because he thought of something, regardless of whether it's even possible. Like Bezos imagined a bookstore, but online, and poof there was Amazon.

This is pretty much how he sees life in general, which is obviously a way for him to cope with his shitty existence. He isn't really capable of becoming a doctor (Nigga or otherwise) or even getting his AA even though he would really like to as he thinks it will help his chances with Gen Z.

He thinks if he just LARPs these ideas that are in his head that they'll come true. Or at least thinks he'll be able to fool Gen Z into being impressed by them.

Fortunately for us Lucas is too stupid to realize that his ideas and 'accomplishments' are so absurd that absolutely no one in their right mind would believe him/them. That and the fact that he documents video evidence that he's completely lying every day.