Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[SteveGoatman]

Where did he get Karl Marx was 29 yrs older than his wife when they married.
Karl Marx was born May 5 1818, his wife Jenny Von Westphalen born Feb 12 1814. This makes her 4 yrs older than Marx. They were married June 1843 with her about 29 and Marx 25 at the time of the marriage.

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Either I've had a stroke, suddenly became dyslexic, or this makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

 

[IceQueen]

Keep in mind this is Lucas talking. His brothers like the rest of his relatives have cut Lucas off so I don't put it past Lucas to "paint" his brother in a negative way.

ETA:
Back to the toaster oven:
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Again with the horrifying cross contamination... Raw pork on a communal and likely filthy table, and wrapped around cooked bread that he is going to eat. How tf is PukeAss not dead??

 

[Amewsed]

Where did the Moron get Karl Marx was 29 yrs older than his wife when they married.
Karl Marx was born May 5 1818, his wife Jenny Von Westphalen born Feb 12 1814. This makes her 4 yrs older than Marx. They were married June 1843 with her about 29 and Marx 25 at the time of the marriage.

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Waiting to see what the Freak replies.
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He just inserted his desire for a bae 29 years younger when making the terribly stupid meme.

It's legal in Japan, amirite?

 

[PrincessKidana]

Where did the Moron get Karl Marx was 29 yrs older than his wife when they married.
Karl Marx was born May 5 1818, his wife Jenny Von Westphalen born Feb 12 1814. This makes her 4 yrs older than Marx. They were married June 1843 with her about 29 and Marx 25 at the time of the marriage.

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Waiting to see what the Freak replies.
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The only thing I can think is that he mistook one of Marx's daughters as his wife.... which probably fits into his fantasy.

Edit: HOLD ON. Did he remove the one about Karl Marx when he realized he fucked up? Lmfao! Of course he did. And he'll deny he ever made the mistake.

 

[mothman96]

The only thing I can think is that he mistook one of Marx's daughters as his wife.... which probably fits into his fantasy.

Edit: HOLD ON. Did he remove the one about Karl Marx when he realized he fucked up? Lmfao! Of course he did. And he'll deny he ever made the mistake.

Makes sense he mistook a daughter for the wife. Yup, it would "fulfill" his fantasy.
Was about to post he deleted it. He can't delete the screenshot.

 

[LeeLoo]

I may be reaching, but can this stupid meme be construed as slander against the Spokane PD? He’s essentially claiming if you get thrown in jail in Spokane, you wake up with a fat dick up your ass. Again, I loathe Fatness Neverclean with every fiber of my being, so I may be reading too much into it, but it seems he’s implying the Spokane Police will rape you in prison?! Or is he referring to other prisoners?

 

[Mother Fucker]

Besides how gross this latest toasterbortion would be even with the highest quality ingredients, I can't stop laughing about the kind of hot dogs he put in it. If you've never had that brand before, they're absolutely disgusting. There's nothing you can do to those to make them not gross. I saw someone try to give them to a dog just to get rid of them and the dog wouldn't even eat them. Ofcourse Lucas would eat them though.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

A bacon wrapped, hot dog stuffed calzone in a toaster oven and an insane meme comparing himself with Marx that makes no sense and is completely historically incorrect. Add that to the schizo rambling posts about chaining up women and Wern has had a hell of a spiral today!

Remember when he used to eat sushi and pine over not being able to share it with a millenial bae? He seemed fairly normal back then compared to this shit.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

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There probably are a lot of 41 year old Marxists and Lucas isn’t one of them, even if that were true that there weren't it wouldn’t make him any more special. You are what you do and Lucas does nothing but shout impotently into the void about Gen Z while stuffing his face hole.

Lucas is exactly the kind of person to think a waitress is interested in him and his 'work' because she is required to be polite.

There are a lot of things about Lucas/that he has done that we don’t have “confirmation” on. We don’t have “confirmation” or proof that he wasn’t actually assaulted outside of that bar, but from the evidence and facts we DO have, we can reasonably deduce that he wasn’t.

Same with this. Of course we don’t have access to his medical records, and Lucas hasn’t admitted it, so yeah it’s not proven. But from the evidence we have we have drawn the reasonable and likely conclusion that he was quarantined. He stayed at a different hotel than he usually does, for much longer than he can usually afford, he had lots of food delivered but never talked about where it was from, likely meaning it simply came from the hotel, he didn’t film any videos elsewhere for days, he didn’t talk about his usual shit about taking a break from the shelter as soon as he gets some money, and he even got bored enough to watch TV, which he never does.

A LOT of what Lucas does and is we have had to piece together and figure out, and that is what we have done here too. It’s nothing new.

There's a ton of supporting evidence for many important Lucas events- particularly police and court records.

Other things tend to come from what he says in videos which can then be run through the schizo filter to try and figure out what really happened. But here, the man who constantly overshares personal information has said... nothing. It doesn't mean he isn't down with the sickness but it's a very strange aberration from his normal ranting, particularly as he could use it to blame someone (Trump? Flatbills?). I'm not saying he doesn't have the Rona. But it's annoying when fun autistic sleuthing- matching decor and the like- becomes fact and then is repeated forever.

 

[ClownBrew]

He probably actually does think he'd be a completely different person if he was born a month later as a millennial.

If Luke were millennial then he'd probably not keep swinging back and forth between trying to be some kind of English crust punk and trying to be Coolio. Because it wouldn't always be 1995 in his head.

But I fear what Millennial Luke actually would be. Something tells me it would involve terrifying loli anime furry horror of some sort. And the commie factor would be even worse yet.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Lucas is exactly the kind of person to think a waitress is interested in him and his 'work' because she is required to be polite.

There's a ton of supporting evidence for many important Lucas events- particularly police and court records.

Other things tend to come from what he says in videos which can then be run through the schizo filter to try and figure out what really happened. But here, the man who constantly overshares personal information has said... nothing. It doesn't mean he isn't down with the sickness but it's a very strange aberration from his normal ranting, particularly as he could use it to blame someone (Trump? Flatbills?). I'm not saying he doesn't have the Rona. But it's annoying when fun autistic sleuthing- matching decor and the like- becomes fact and then is repeated forever.

He overshares SOME things. Usually things that make him look like a victim or that paints him in a positive light. He never let on about the LA trip until it was happening. He has never really spoke about the hundreds of dollars in boardgames that are gone, and when questioned gives off nonchalant reply 'in storage'

 

[INeedUhChickUnder26]

Holy fucking hell this most recent video is revolting. Did he shove a hot dog into some bread or an already cooked calzone? The off camera hair thing. Seeing him mix those cooked and uncooked ingredients. The bacon slopping against the hobo table. Man this one is really bad.

 

[Da Dude123]

Holy fucking hell this most recent video is revolting. Did he shove a hot dog into some bread or an already cooked calzone? The off camera hair thing. Seeing him mix those cooked and uncooked ingredients. The bacon slopping against the hobo table. Man this one is really bad.

This one is really bad. He is so unsanitary. Putting that uncooked bacon on the table is pretty awful. Putting hotdogs in a calzone? Pure Lucas! Just the type of thing he would do. And, I do agree, Bar S hotdogs are pretty bad. They are about the cheapest ones around and for a reason.

The people who run this shelter just let him keep doing this. I don't get it.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

This one is really bad. He is so unsanitary. Putting that uncooked bacon on the table is pretty awful. Putting hotdogs in a calzone? Pure Lucas! Just the type of thing he would do. And, I do agree, Bar S hotdogs are pretty bad. They are about the cheapest ones around and for a reason.

The people who run this shelter just let him keep doing this. I don't get it.

Not to mention all of his clothes on the same table.

 

[Josef Mengele]

This one is really bad. He is so unsanitary. Putting that uncooked bacon on the table is pretty awful. Putting hotdogs in a calzone? Pure Lucas! Just the type of thing he would do. And, I do agree, Bar S hotdogs are pretty bad. They are about the cheapest ones around and for a reason.

The people who run this shelter just let him keep doing this. I don't get it.

He is better off just burning it to a crisp, if he does that at least he doesn't get food poisoning. I mean Bar S can be good but the garnishes, bun, and cheese have to be perfect, or you have to batter it corndog style. However with Lucas cooking, people are counting their blessings when the smoke alarm isn't blaring, or when people's intestines aren't bleeding out. It amazes me they still haven't taken the toaster oven from him, no way is keeping Lucas around worth the fine, citation, and lecture from the health department.

 

[mothman96]

The people who run this shelter just let him keep doing this. I don't get it.

The Freak is likely breaking a health code. If the Health Dept found out and saw his videos, especially that he has shared his crap food, the shelter could get cited.

 

[wenttobermuda]

You can tell a lot about someone by how and what they eat.

If you knew nothing else about Lucas, and saw his most recent video, you would conclude that he's a gross retard. But you'd be wrong.

Lucas is a fat faggot, who happens to be gross and retarded.

 

[37yearolddickrightnow]

Holy fucking hell this most recent video is revolting. Did he shove a hot dog into some bread or an already cooked calzone? The off camera hair thing. Seeing him mix those cooked and uncooked ingredients. The bacon slopping against the hobo table. Man this one is really bad.

Not to mention the puddle of bacon grease on the bottom of the pan. I can just imagine how much of that soaked into the bread. I bet the disgusting fat boy drank the rest of the grease shortly after ramming those 2 abominations of whatever the fuck he cooked down his piehole.

 

[Wernology]

Finally got Youtube to let me location tag the damn shelter he's at.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Besides how gross this latest toasterbortion would be even with the highest quality ingredients, I can't stop laughing about the kind of hot dogs he put in it. If you've never had that brand before, they're absolutely disgusting. There's nothing you can do to those to make them not gross. I saw someone try to give them to a dog just to get rid of them and the dog wouldn't even eat them. Ofcourse Lucas would eat them though.

Yep. Ive bought some shitty food at the gas station in my time, but even without tasting it, Bar S was a line I wouldn't cross.