Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

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I'm going to talk about it Lucas. 1st you would assault the boyfriend and then "make love" to his girlfrend in his bed. That is not making love Lucas, it is rape. So again in your own words you do have it in you to rape.

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Wow those are some horrible quotes "myself and his--i mean my girlfriend" So he's constantly feeling hurt over being "cock blocked" and to him its the most painful thing that can possibly happen to him but he would be happy to do it to someone else and would be excessively cruel about it given the chance. I just absolutely hate the sort of mentality where just because he feels hurt he has to hurt someone else worse to feel better about himself, im sure the kind of girl who has no problem going along with that wouldnt end up doing the same to Lucas

 

[Iseecovidpeople]

I’m of the belief that he’s actually in much poorer health than is obvious. While it’s extremely unlikely that he’s been completely without insulin for the past year (diabetics just can’t live that long without it), his hard living circumstances would make regular administration of insulin impossible. Diabetic ketoacidosis is fatal if left untreated and usually sets in fast. Sometime this year the chickens are going to come home to roost. The fact that he so seldom talks about being a diabetic (he overshares so much about his life) and the knowledge that he omits things that make him look incompetent tells me that he’s aware of this and either doesn’t care, thinks someone will fix this for him or that it’ll magically go away, or simply lacks the initiative to do it for himself.

We really haven’t seen a Wern diabetes saga, but we’re overdue for one. It would be an excellent addition to the study of Wernology to see a cow ignore the type of self-preservation that allows them to live. Some folks I’m sure disagree, but I do think he looks thinner—and not a healthy type of thin. He looks like someone who lost weight because they’re sick. Diabetics who skip their insulin treatments often lose fat and muscle. We’ve seen him with his shirt off and how strange his body looks. I think this is because his fat and muscle—already grossly in excess of the former—are depleting, making him appear lumpy and giving his skin the pallor of oxidized newspaper while leaving his face flushed.

Lucas is type 2 not type 1. At some point he was able to come off the insulin, it was after his most recent trip to the loony bin that he mentioned the doctor wanted to put him back on insulin.
I’m quite sure he is not taking any proper medication for his diabetes at this time, but there is a good chance that since he walks so much (when not in a hotel) that is what is keeping him from being hospitalized with blood sugar of 600+.

But he did have his phone because he took a picture of his knee the next day.
The only evidence of his “beating” that didn’t even come from the beating.

 

[GingerFuck]

Why God? WHYWHYWHY??!! And WTF is on his right side? Is that where he’s laying on a big chunk of blubber??
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Most likely it’s just loose skin. He’s gained and lost so much the elasticity of his skin is fucked. I do believe him when he said I lost 200lbs. Because I honestly believe that during his peak of weightloss he probably hit the 200 mark. Although I would argue he’s at least 300-315 now. Also if you seen videos of him shirtless standing up you’ll see a lot of loose skin. Which I won’t shit on him for loose skin. It does show he lost a significant amount of weight. However I will shit on him for the damage he’s doing to his body.

View attachment 1927294It’s true he is like an obese schizo version of Cyrus. But I like his Charles Manson look he should get that tattooed on his forehead would look like a bad ass anarcho-communist fighting for the overthrow of McDonalds

Except he doesn’t have work to do.

But he did have his phone because he took a picture of his knee the next day.
The only evidence of his “beating” that didn’t even come from the beating.

The weird part of this is he brought up losing his phone in February. And he was beat up in June. Outside of hospitalization I don’t think he has been without a phone for longer than a month. According to that post he makes it sound like he was without for 4 months. His brain doesn’t really process sequence of events very well.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

So, the dipshit who has billed himself as an insult comic, and bully to the bullies, is threatening to call the cops if HE’S harassed? JFC. He is just so unbelievably exceptional.

Nothing new there. His latest video is just a more unhinged version of how he ended up on the street before. Guy seems to love to call the cops on 'drug dealers'... who may just be guys he wants to remove so he can get all the women instead.

And he's out and about and clearly went into a liquor store... He is spreading covid FOR NO REASON.

And here we go. Zero confirmation that he has covid and we're gonna be seeing posts like this forever.

 

[CrazyAsHell]

To bad you don't live in Spokane. Who?
And he's postblocked on FB again. Right wing FB keeps blocking him so he won't get his message out and become known. He does comedy, character acting, etc., and he knows he's funny.
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He is SO not funny

 

[GingerFuck]

Did Lucas say that millennial girls as a class were too old for him?

According to the guys who invented the term "millennial" the last millennials were born in 2004.

The youngest millennial bae (who is too old for lucas) is 16 years, 1 month, 20 days of age

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One thing I will say about this chart is I’ve seen a lot of generation charts and all of them that I’ve seen before this one has millennials ending ‘95-‘97 and gen Z starting at ‘96-‘98. I mean there’s a lot of stuff to shit on Lucas for but this definitely isn’t one. Don’t get me wrong I think he would be down to fuck a minor either way but I haven’t seen a chart that pushed millennials into the 2000’s.

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Not sure if this was mentioned yet.
Is this him? He’s that stupid to be on Parler?

I mean he has gone to church as a desperate attempt to get gen z puss puss so I wouldn’t put it past him but I doubt it. This profile looks poorly written even for him.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Comrade Wern - "To the Arches comrades - we must seize the means of production of deep fried artery clogging food!"

..probably Starbucks as well, in retribution for slandering a revolutionary....

 

[GingerFuck]

About Luke and Communism-- if he actually were a baby zoom or even a millennial himself then I could overlook his stupid naive self contradicting mooing on the subject.

But he's not. As he himself obsessively reminds us on damn near a daily basis he is himself a member of Generation Et...cks (his weird exceptional pronunciation there).

That means he's actually old enough to remember the Soviet Union and East Germany and having to duck down under his desk during math class for the monthly nuclear war drills. Scary messages about emergency testing of the system used to interrupt his Saturday morning cartoons. Fidel Castro was on the news every other night ranting that he'd press the red button. There were Nike Sites next to elementary schools ffs. Chernobyl fallout polluted the air over half the planet.

When someone old enough to remember even such glimpses of the nightmare of Communism still claims to support it then you know you're dealing with both a pathetically bad liar, and a guy who shouldn't even be allowed to velcro on his own quintuple wide diabetic medical shoes without a security guard present.

I’m not sure if he even remembers. He’s literally like 35 days away from being a millennial. He was born November 27th, 1979 millennials started January 1st 1980. The thing that he bases his entire life on can all be changed by a 35 day difference.

I see a lot of parallels between Lucas and Chris right now, this looks like we are in the glory days of antics for Lucas. I think he has hit his peak for a lolcow and the downfall is currently or will be ensuing shortly. I also feel his story arch is similar to Chris (2007-2009 Bluespike/Clyde Cash) he gets trolled constantly, weens still get a rise out of him, he falls for catfish, he is very much naive and inattentive to his surroundings and warnings people give him, but no really dangerous or disastrous things happen to him. But I also feel that Lucas has the potential to learn and shut out trolls and understand when he is being catfished, or at least what a catfish looks like. This in turn would make it more difficult for him to be monitored or contained for that matter, and unlike Chris, Lucas could get so desperate that he would act on his most primal desires. Another catfish would be a disastrous blow to Lucas' ego and could have disastrous effects.

Yes and no. I don’t believe Lucas has an ego in the traditional sense. I believe he has mental highs that last a long while but I believe those highs only exist for as long as he can deny reality. And we have seen breaks in his armor. He’s actually posted videos of the aftermath of him crying because of how along he is right in the middle of a series of videos where he’s riding a high. We’ve also seen videos where he’s proud of his awful behavior followed by massive crashes when he has to face the consequences of said behavior. Right around the time he was kicked out of his apartment for trying to blackmail his neighbors for sex he was proud of doing that in his post but after he was kicked out he started to appear scrambled and desperate. When he got kicked out of HOC he was proud of his actions until a few videos later he admitted he had nothing to offer and this was around the time he was freaking out yelling about how he didn’t want to get cockblocked. His ego is centered around denying reality.

chris Chan on the other hand had an ego based on actual creations. In the early days of Chris Chan he made pretty good looking Pokémon cards (you could tell that it was fanmade but it was nice and actually looked solid), and he had what he viewed as fans from sonichu. His ego was, in his mind, justified from his creativity and something. Honestly in the very early days of Chris Chan he honestly didn’t deserve 90% of the hate he got, but unfortunately someone that, in my opinion, didn’t deserve The Who lolcow titled turned into a lolcow due to people’s treatment of him. He is a really shitty person now.

Due to Lucas’ ability to deny reality his breaking point and downfall will come from a complete shattering of he built in schizo effective defense systems. And the part of me that loves seeing a train wreck wants front row tickets to that, but the more human side of me is afraid of what that will look like.

 

[LeeLoo]

Are you fucking kidding me Fatty? Didn’t this pile of shit laugh on video about chasing his new trans friends away after blowing up a bathroom with his foul farts and odor?

 

[Gracie's Ghost]

I'm just watching what I can stomach of Klickitat's re-uploads, and giggling at hearing "get the fuck away from me" and "get the fuck out of my face" being repeated so vehemently, when no one on God's green earth would willingly get close to Lucas in the first place.

 

[mothman96]

Are you fucking kidding me Fatty? Didn’t this pile of shit laugh on video about chasing his new trans friends away after blowing up a bathroom with his foul farts and odor?

He's even farted while on video.

 

[Amewsed]

But he did have his phone because he took a picture of his knee the next day.
The only evidence of his “beating” that didn’t even come from the beating.

Remember the police report mentioned he only had a (mrsa) zit as a blemish after said attack with "baseball bats." I'm guessing these vile assaulters were using plastic bats from the local dollar store.

 

[GingerFuck]

Check out this exchange ... I would absolutely LOVE to see Lucas get a tattoo. When he’s talked about why he has no tattoos in the past he lists three reasons: he doesn’t want to “look like everybody else trying to be a rebel”, he doesn’t like permanence, and he doesn’t like pain. We alllll know that the ONLY reason is that last one, because he’s too much of a little bitch to ever actually get one. And also maybe because he can’t afford a tattoo, but I think it’s definitely mainly that he’s a pathetic fucking pussy who would be reduced to tears 10 seconds in.
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With how disgusting he is it will be infected in less than 3 days.

The lack of self awareness in these videos is staggering:

I almost spit my coffee out at 'it was a hundred degrees in the arctic last year'

What planet was he on last year exactly?

It hit 100 degree in northern Russia which dips a little into the Arctic circle.

 

[INeedUhChickUnder26]

Something he's been saying a lot lately is "18 is good enough for me" which implies that younger than 18 is better, but he's satisfied with 18 year olds. We all know he's a pedophile but he likes to deny it. Love it when he slips up like that.

 

[GingerFuck]

So he previously lost his apartment because he was threatening his neighbors over basically the same thing. Anytime lucas sees anyone with a girl he gets extremely angry and makes a fool of himself saying he will call the police (despite the fact hes an anarchist who hates cops by his own words). Lucas will never learn from past mistakes or change

I haven’t slept in over 24 hours from a combination of insomnia and my cat is a terrorist so I read it as he will never learn from his past milkshakes. And I’m sitting here like he was bragging about being off insulin for awhile so it makes sense.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

I haven’t slept in over 24 hours from a combination of insomnia and my cat is a terrorist so I read it as he will never learn from his past milkshakes. And I’m sitting here like he was bragging about being off insulin for awhile so it makes sense.

Dude, please stop multi posting. Keep all your responses to one post, edit them if you need too.

Not trying to backseat moderate but this is getting hard to hard.

 

[Mother Fucker]

Oh look, Fatness Neverclean learned a new vocabulary word, "inflation".

Where was this concern about inflation when he was preaching about giving everyone 100k UBI or a million a year?

 

[GingerFuck]

How tall is he? Because even at 220lbs (which he so obviously isn't but), he is still in the overweight category, verging on obese, with a BMI of 28 at the roughly 6'2 I'd guess for him (although that is what is considered overweight in the UK, I know the guidelines change between countries).

He’s 6’1.

 

[LeeLoo]

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Oh look, Fatness Neverclean learned a new vocabulary word, "inflation".

Where was this concern about inflation when he was preaching about giving everyone 100k UBI or a million a year?

Fatness Neverclean is hands down my absolute favorite Fatty nickname. That is pure GOLD!!!!

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

There probably are a lot of 41 year old Marxists and Lucas isn’t one of them, even if that were true that there weren't it wouldn’t make him any more special. You are what you do and Lucas does nothing but shout impotently into the void about Gen Z while stuffing his face hole.