Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[LeeLoo]

Again, his hypocrisy is astonishing. Fatty has been on a white knight fuck you flatbill misogynists kick all day. Now he’s back to trying to bribe alleged drug dealers for women? Not very feminist of you.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I’m not sure if he even remembers. He’s literally like 35 days away from being a millennial. He was born November 27th, 1979 millennials started January 1st 1980. The thing that he bases his entire life on can all be changed by a 35 day difference.

He probably actually does think he'd be a completely different person if he was born a month later as a millennial.

He takes this generation shit more seriously than anybody I've ever seen.

There probably are a lot of 41 year old Marxists and Lucas isn’t one of them, even if that were true that there weren't it wouldn’t make him any more special. You are what you do and Lucas does nothing but shout impotently into the void about Gen Z while stuffing his face hole.

It kinda sounds like he's admitting that his politics are a substitute for religion there.

And are those supposed to be his "sexy eyes"? God, I wanna deck him in his fat fucking head.

 

[mothman96]

Again, his hypocrisy is astonishing. Fatty has been on a white knight fuck you flatbill misogynists kick all day. Now he’s back to trying to bribe alleged drug dealers for women? Not very feminist of you.

He's wants to do a repeat of what got him kicked out of Pioneer Pathway-blackmail . He says he "knows" the young guys are into illegal shit so he wants to be handed a zoomer bae or he's going to snitch on them to the cops. He's created a delusion that all the young guys he sees with 1 or more girls are into illegal stuff.

 

[Krathnami]

He's wants to do a repeat of what got him kicked out of Pioneer Pathway-blackmail . He says he "knows" the young guys are into illegal shit so he wants to be handed a zoomer bae or he's going to snitch on them to the cops. He's created a delusion that all the young guys he sees with 1 or more girls are into illegal stuff.

We are a year removed from when he got the boot from Pioneer Pathway House for doing the exact same goddamn thing. He never learns, and this is precisely why there’s no fixing him.

 

[mothman96]

Why do you think you get hell everywhere you go, Lucas. Here's why, everyone knows you're a Predator, a Misogynist, a Misandrist, Insane, an Abuser, a total POS.

 

[IceQueen]

Are you fucking kidding me Fatty? Didn’t this pile of shit laugh on video about chasing his new trans friends away after blowing up a bathroom with his foul farts and odor?
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You beat me to it lmao I came here to post this. I feel like maybe another man farted in front of PukeAss and some other men at the shelter and he’s comparing that to say, farting on a date.

But yes Lucas, talk about how you chased people out of your hotel room by farting and shitting 10 feet from them, post videos of your kidney failure piss, talk about sex in absolutely revolting ways and then call people immature for not wanting to hear it, and then call other people gross. Hysterical.

Nothing new there. His latest video is just a more unhinged version of how he ended up on the street before. Guy seems to love to call the cops on 'drug dealers'... who may just be guys he wants to remove so he can get all the women instead.

And here we go. Zero confirmation that he has covid and we're gonna be seeing posts like this forever.

There are a lot of things about Lucas/that he has done that we don’t have “confirmation” on. We don’t have “confirmation” or proof that he wasn’t actually assaulted outside of that bar, but from the evidence and facts we DO have, we can reasonably deduce that he wasn’t.

Same with this. Of course we don’t have access to his medical records, and Lucas hasn’t admitted it, so yeah it’s not proven. But from the evidence we have we have drawn the reasonable and likely conclusion that he was quarantined. He stayed at a different hotel than he usually does, for much longer than he can usually afford, he had lots of food delivered but never talked about where it was from, likely meaning it simply came from the hotel, he didn’t film any videos elsewhere for days, he didn’t talk about his usual shit about taking a break from the shelter as soon as he gets some money, and he even got bored enough to watch TV, which he never does.

A LOT of what Lucas does and is we have had to piece together and figure out, and that is what we have done here too. It’s nothing new.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Why do you think you get hell everywhere you go, Lucas. Here's why, everyone knows you're a Predator, a Misogynist, a Misandrist, Insane, an Abuser, a total POS.

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Is the "Sis" in this case, the Gen Z girl that, according to Lucas, is a moron/classist/slut/leftist in name only for dating someone other than Lucas? If so...who is she "giving hell" to exactly and in what manner? What an ally Lucas is....

 

[Poop Shoot]

A LOT of what Lucas does and is we have had to piece together and figure out, and that is what we have done here too. It’s nothing new.

That particular hotel has also been used for quarantine since June of 2020.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

What is this schizo rambling about?

 

[WonderWino]

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What is this schizo rambling about?

I don't understand what his brother has against canadians. I mean the government is fucked in the head but going full nuclear is a bit excessive.... but did lucas seriously just say canada only has a population of 7 million? ffs theres over 40 million people in canada. and unsurprisingly he doesn't have the slightest understanding how fascism or national socialism is, nor that they are not the same thing

and did he seriously use the word 'displeasant?' Thats so archaic its barely even recognized as a word in the english language anymore

and the rest of that is just typical lucas insanity that makes no sense whatsoever

 

[Josef Mengele]

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What is this schizo rambling about?

It sounds like he committed a Freudian Slip again, notice how he talks about his "brother" chaining women up for shits and giggles, and how he talked about owning a strip club. Both of these topics fall right in line with Lucas and his worldview regarding women, we know for certain he views women as transactional objects and that they are meant to please men. It sounds like the "funnyman" part of it was him trying to brush it off as a joke or divert attention from his true intentions. But the good news regarding Lucas and his sordid fantasy, is that society has evolved to the point where multiple failsafes are put in place because of people like him. He should get a new fantasy because this one just isn't in the cards for him.

 

[mothman96]

I don't understand what his brother has against canadians. I mean the government is fucked in the head but going full nuclear is a bit excessive.... but did lucas seriously just say canada only has a population of 7 million? ffs theres over 40 million people in canada. and unsurprisingly he doesn't have the slightest understanding how fascism or national socialism is, nor that they are not the same thing

and did he seriously use the word 'displeasant?' Thats so archaic its barely even recognized as a word in the english language anymore

and the rest of that is just typical lucas insanity that makes no sense whatsoever

Keep in mind this is Lucas talking. His brothers like the rest of his relatives have cut Lucas off so I don't put it past Lucas to "paint" his brother in a negative way.

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[ThomasAudley]

Keep in mind this is Lucas talking. His brothers like the rest of his relatives have cut Lucas off so I don't put it past Lucas to "paint" his brother in a negative way.

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Back to the toaster oven:
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Just slapping raw bacon all over the communal table that also has clothes on it, nothing out of the ordinary here.

 

[WonderWino]

Keep in mind this is Lucas talking. His brothers like the rest of his relatives have cut Lucas off so I don't put it past Lucas to "paint" his brother in a negative way.

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You have to be a special kind of morbidly obese food obsessed pig to literally wrap a calzone in bacon. To say nothing about how unsanitary it is to have raw bacon (and raw chicken) coming in contact with everything on that table, that you know damn well he never cleaned properly. Its going to make someone sick sooner or later. If not lucas, definitely someone else. Hobos are not known for their robust immune systems. That the shelter allows this to go on at all is mind boggling. They serve food there, they have a license for it. They should know better, and it makes me question what they're doing sanitation wise in the shelter kitchen if they're allowing this stuff to continue

That said, they better hope they never get a surprise inspection from the health department when lucas is doing that, cause thats a pretty big fine and serious talking to from the health inspector right there

Also, with all that bacon he's risking a grease fire when he cooks it. Not to mention i'd like to know what he's doing with the bacon he wasn't using for that meal. Its bacon, you can't just leave it on the table overnight

 

[Trainwreck]

He put a hot dogs in the calzone and wrapped it in bacon? A calzone is fucking premade, all you have to do is heat it up! I was cringing how he kept trying to wrap the bacon around with one hand and his dirty ass sleeve kept touching his food. We've all touched raw bacon before and we know it is greasy as hell and I'd bet my house that all Lucas did was wipe his fat hands on his clothes OR run them through his hair.

 

[mothman96]

He put a hot dogs in the calzone and wrapped it in bacon? A calzone is fucking premade, all you have to do is heat it up! I was cringing how he kept trying to wrap the bacon around with one hand and his dirty ass sleeve kept touching his food. We've all touched raw bacon before and we know it is greasy as hell and I'd bet my house that all Lucas did was wipe his fat hands on his clothes OR run them through his hair.

Just think, what else that filty sleeve has touched. I mean he does "other things" in a restroom besides eat burnt sandwiches.

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The finished calzone. He turns one over and the bacon at the bottom looks uncooked.

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[WonderWino]

Just think, what else that filty sleeve has touched. I mean he does "other things" in a restroom besides eat burnt sandwiches.

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The finished calzone. He turns one over and the bacon at the bottom looks uncooked.

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The only reaction I can think of to that:

 

[Da Dude123]

Just think, what else that filty sleeve has touched. I mean he does "other things" in a restroom besides eat burnt sandwiches.

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The finished calzone. He turns one over and the bacon at the bottom looks uncooked.

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Right back on his bullshit. Probably won't clean the pan, either. That is too much like work and Lucas is a commie who hates work. That pan is filthy now.

Him starting a fire in that toaster oven is a very real possibility.

 

[mothman96]

Where did the Moron get Karl Marx was 29 yrs older than his wife when they married.
Karl Marx was born May 5 1818, his wife Jenny Von Westphalen born Feb 12 1814. This makes her 4 yrs older than Marx. They were married June 1843 with her about 29 and Marx 25 at the time of the marriage.


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Waiting to see what the Freak replies.

 

[Wernology]

Where did he get Karl Marx was 29 yrs older than his wife when they married.
Karl Marx was born May 5 1818, his wife Jenny Von Westphalen born Feb 12 1814. This makes her 4 yrs older than Marx. They were married June 1843 with her about 29 and Marx 25 at the time of the marriage.

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That image is what I imagine having a stroke feels like.