Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Seen on SOFALAW.. what ovulater zoomer bae sees over Clinkerdagger at the Motel 6
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It’s like some alien parasite from a horror film that grew a human skin to roam among us

 

[Poop Shoot]

Does anyone think it may have been possible that Lucas became self-aware long enough to have realized he was incriminating himself to a catfish and has simply chosen to disappear until the heat dies down? Maybe even smashed his phone to destroy evidence? Now that I think about it has he ever given verified stories of what happened to his past phones?

He is incapable of buying himself a pair of warm socks. He does not have the executive function or the foresight to try and cover any tracks. Hell he brags about trying to blackmail people for sex all the time.

Lucas is a fat fucking retard and failed wannabe predator.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

I don't know familiar you are with tcap, or if you just grabbed a random image. The guy in that, is a dude named Jeff Sokol, who admitted to it, much like Lucas, is that he has a tiny dick.

"Jeff Sokol | To Catch a Predator Wiki | Fandom" https://to-catch-a-predator.fandom.com/wiki/Jeff_Sokol

I could see Lucas reacting in the exact same way as Sokol of stuffing his face with pizza and trying talking his way out of it with his usual attitude until the cops come in then he suddenly starts shitting himself

 

[neutral grandpa]

Damn, theres a to catch a predator wiki? Im going to waste so much time on there now

 

[AFondFare-doToAFriend]

Damn, theres a to catch a predator wiki? Im going to waste so much time on there now

It's a little barren unfortunately... But what a great idea
Edit- I think a Lucas Werner wiki would be a really great idea too. I mean if Chris gets one why shouldnt we have a wern wiki?

 

[Nobleman]

It's a little barren unfortunately... But what a great idea
Edit- I think a Lucas Werner wiki would be a really great idea too. I mean if Chris gets one why shouldnt we have a wern wiki?

A Wern wiki would help in terns of quickly finding past evidence of a Wern doing when discussing him, and also help to avoid many repeated disagreements on this board that come along every ten pages or so.

On another note, heard on the grapevine that Wern was kicked out for 24 hours last Thursday for arguing with bed neighbors, and never returned.

My bet? Called in a suicide threat and is doing another 2 week spell in the mini puzzle factory.

 

[wenttobermuda]

A Wern wiki would help in terns of quickly finding past evidence of a Wern doing when discussing him, and also help to avoid many repeated disagreements on this board that come along every ten pages or so.

On another note, heard on the grapevine that Wern was kicked out for 24 hours last Thursday for arguing with bed neighbors, and never returned.

My bet? Called in a suicide threat and is doing another 2 week spell in the mini puzzle factory.

A proper Wern wiki would require a tremendous investment of time and energy. Does Lucas justify such an undertaking? The OP itself is years out of date.

Are any Wernologists with a surplus of time and autism interested in this project?

 

[Da Dude123]

A Wern wiki would help in terns of quickly finding past evidence of a Wern doing when discussing him, and also help to avoid many repeated disagreements on this board that come along every ten pages or so.

On another note, heard on the grapevine that Wern was kicked out for 24 hours last Thursday for arguing with bed neighbors, and never returned.

My bet? Called in a suicide threat and is doing another 2 week spell in the mini puzzle factory.

Informative! If that is the case, then he may be out of luck when the puzzle factory discharges him for his phoney suicide threat and he waddles back to the warming center only to find another hobo has taken his place. Then what is he gonna do?

Maybe by then he will have gotten his stimulus check and another round of his re-tard bux. That means it is Motel 6 and Prime Rib time! Oooh, yes, sir! That is the best thing to do in Lucas's mind. In fact, this may be what Lucas is planning on doing.

Unreal how he is able to play the system the way he does. Gets free stays in the mental hospital, free hotel and food when he came down with COVID, and he still gets a $1400 stimulus check. All while being nothing but a ragman and a drain on society. And he has the audacity to moo about how he should be given more. SMDH...

 

[Trainwreck]

So if he got kicked out, I wonder if he lost his bed and has been sleeping outside? I really hope that is the case - it would be karma kicking his fat faggot ass for taking literally everything he has been given for granted.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

What's the last lucas contact we know of?

Do the Eliana (that was the teen's name right?) messages predate the Thursday banning, or did he continue messaging "her" after his ouster?

 

[Josef Mengele]

A proper Wern wiki would require a tremendous investment of time and energy. Does Lucas justify such an undertaking? The OP itself is years out of date.

Are any Wernologists with a surplus of time and autism interested in this project?

I would be interested in editing and writing articles, I was thinking the wiki would be best if it was written in the kind of style used in the CWCki. Seeing that there is an ever growing amount of information needing to be documented, and that a central site with links to all of his antics and supporting evidence would give a clearer picture of the Wern. It would also result in him having an epic chimpout upon discovery of the site. I mean @klickitat has most of his videos and some IG posts archived back to 2019, so really all we would need to do is write articles and categorize them. If some fellow Wernologists know how to make wikis it could be a great idea.

What's the last lucas contact we know of?

Do the Eliana (that was the teen's name right?) messages predate the Thursday banning, or did he continue messaging "her" after his ouster?

The Eliana Saga was before he got banned, I was in contact with her too (just not in the pervy way Lucas was). Most of it happened when he was in the COVID Hotel and during the Toaster Oven Saga. I think she first contacted him sometime in January.

 

[lemme ASS you a question]

I would be interested in editing and writing articles, I was thinking the wiki would be best if it was written in the kind of style used in the CWCki. Seeing that there is an ever growing amount of information needing to be documented, and that a central site with links to all of his antics and supporting evidence would give a clearer picture of the Wern. It would also result in him having an epic chimpout upon discovery of the site. I mean @klickitat has most of his videos and some IG posts archived back to 2019, so really all we would need to do is write articles and categorize them. If some fellow Wernologists know how to make wikis it could be a great idea.

The Eliana Saga was before he got banned, I was in contact with her too (just not in the pervy way Lucas was). Most of it happened when he was in the COVID Hotel and during the Toaster Oven Saga. I think she first contacted him sometime in January.

I disagree, a Wern centered wiki wouldnt be interesting like with CWC. Chandler is a convoluted, constantly lying, complicated person with years of documented history and a semi relatable lifestory in trainwreck form (ie a lovable autist makes a critically acclaimed webcomic living with his parents versus the reality of hopeless manchild sapping his parents dry and ripping off content whenever he can). Chandler also has the Love Quest as the overarching saga which is more relatable (since its dynamic and generally acceptable standards) in a sense than Werners Love Quest which is just straight up pedophilia.

Werner i feel isnt endearing like Chandler is, he doesnt quite grow on you and puts out no content that would warrant a cult following either. At least Chandler has his webcomic following, where Wern just rambles at the camera. And thats all Werners content is, just schizophrenic rambling that really means nothing and completely forgettable content. I even doubt Werner can keep track of his own thought trains, or even remember a video he put out the day before. He isnt a creative soul worth following, he's only fodder for our idle criticisms and thats it, he has no redeeming factors outside the context of this forum. His only value that we put on him was this thread.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Unreal how he is able to play the system the way he does. Gets free stays in the mental hospital, free hotel and food when he came down with COVID, and he still gets a $1400 stimulus check. All while being nothing but a ragman and a drain on society. And he has the audacity to moo about how he should be given more. SMDH...

It amazes me how some people have thought enough about how to game the system that they can bum their way through life but they can’t put that same amount of thought into finding a mildly productive use for their time, like the most menial task collecting empty beer tins to return to the beer store.

(Is this something in American States? It is in Ontario, Canada and homeless people make money doing it. I give homeless people my empties when I can since they usually need the empty change more than I do.)

I mean the reason the state gives people like Lucas this money is so that they don’t die in the street but people who think the way Lucas does can take all that money and blow it in a short span on booze and drugs and then wake up in a ditch crying oh fuck until next months cheque and then do it all over again.

 

[WonderWino]

A Wern wiki would help in terns of quickly finding past evidence of a Wern doing when discussing him, and also help to avoid many repeated disagreements on this board that come along every ten pages or so.

On another note, heard on the grapevine that Wern was kicked out for 24 hours last Thursday for arguing with bed neighbors, and never returned.

My bet? Called in a suicide threat and is doing another 2 week spell in the mini puzzle factory.

That certainly would explain alot. That said, it says alot about how stupid lucas is that he would get himself committed for 2 weeks over a literal one day ban. Talk about not thinking the logic of that idea through to any degree. He could lose his place in the shelter over something like that with all this covid shit going on, and its not like he couldn't have dealt with a single day on the street and gone back the next day

That said I wonder what he was arguing about. Perhaps someone didn't take too kindly to his behavior and finally called him out on something enough for him to get pissy and confrontational about it. I bet he was fuming when he caught a ban for it. He should be grateful its only a temporary one considering his history

 

[wenttobermuda]

I disagree, a Wern centered wiki wouldnt be interesting like with CWC. Chandler is a convoluted, constantly lying, complicated person with years of documented history and a semi relatable lifestory in trainwreck form (ie a lovable autist makes a critically acclaimed webcomic living with his parents versus the reality of hopeless manchild sapping his parents dry and ripping off content whenever he can). Chandler also has the Love Quest as the overarching saga which is more relatable (since its dynamic and generally acceptable standards) in a sense than Werners Love Quest which is just straight up pedophilia.

Werner i feel isnt endearing like Chandler is, he doesnt quite grow on you and puts out no content that would warrant a cult following either. At least Chandler has his webcomic following, where Wern just rambles at the camera. And thats all Werners content is, just schizophrenic rambling that really means nothing and completely forgettable content. I even doubt Werner can keep track of his own thought trains, or even remember a video he put out the day before. He isnt a creative soul worth following, he's only fodder for our idle criticisms and thats it, he has no redeeming factors outside the context of this forum. His only value that we put on him was this thread.

You called CWC "endearing."

I would give you a purple nurple if I could. A wet willie, too.

I personally find Lucas's schizophrenic babbling and bad poetry much more interesting than anything CWC did after 2010. Ymmv. Of course it's all forgetable and trivial, unlike the timeless work of CWC, but that neither argues for or against a wiki. Autism is like love; it has its own logic.

My objection to the wiki is: how much time to devote to the project, when Lucas can be accurately summarized as: "insignificant fat faggot, aspiring pedo."

I believe a proper OP would be better than a wiki.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Does anyone think it may have been possible that Lucas became self-aware long enough to have realized he was incriminating himself to a catfish and has simply chosen to disappear until the heat dies down? Maybe even smashed his phone to destroy evidence? Now that I think about it has he ever given verified stories of what happened to his past phones?

No.

 

[Margo Martindale]

In his condition, i honestly wouldnt be suprised if he died under a bridge or something

 

[Rogowski]

I’m honestly expecting Lucas to take the Barb Chandler route and in a sick mixture of karmic punishment and their resentment of their haters they will both outlive us all.

 

[Wernology]

What's the last lucas contact we know of?

Do the Eliana (that was the teen's name right?) messages predate the Thursday banning, or did he continue messaging "her" after his ouster?

The Eliana chats were going on up until the time Lucas disappeared; the person who sent them held off for a few days hoping he'd come back and they could get him to say more creepy, illegal shit to a "17 year old".

 

[Telomere Savalas]

Informative! If that is the case, then he may be out of luck when the puzzle factory discharges him for his phoney suicide threat and he waddles back to the warming center only to find another hobo has taken his place. Then what is he gonna do?

Maybe by then he will have gotten his stimulus check and another round of his re-tard bux. That means it is Motel 6 and Prime Rib time! Oooh, yes sir! That is the best thing to do in Lucas's mind. In fact, this may be what Lucas is planning on doing.

Unreal how he is able to play the system the way he does. Gets free stays in the mental hospital, free hotel and food when he came down with COVID, and he still gets a $1400 stimulus check. All while being nothing but a ragman and a drain on society. And he has the audacity to moo about how he should be given more. SMDH...

Last activity on Instagram and YouTube was exactly one week ago. Lots of cockblocking talk.

Yeah, Luke may be schizo and autistic, but he ain't stupid. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Here's hoping the loony bin goes through his phone and finds evidence of him soliciting a minor.