Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Hey everyone.

I'm the owner of SOFALAW.

It seems some members here have taken exception to my group.

Please let me know what your grievances are so they can be resolved.

As @Aristophanes said, the only issue we have with you guys is how you continue to ween & catfish Lucas.

Welcome to the Farms @DeletedSoul, and thank you for taking the time to stop by. As others said, it's best to get yourself verified by a mod so we know you're legit (it's just a precaution, as we've had people impersonate others before, who then tend to make a mess).

The main issue at hand here is interfering with Lucas, in particular catfishing and/or baiting - as it can cause more harm than its worth, for everyone involved. Lucas is already unstable as it is and it's best not provoke him into lashing out, where he could potentially be a serious risk to others (both online, and offline). Poking the bear so to speak, is something that should be avoided. Lucas does enough to get himself into trouble, and the last thing anyone needs is to be tangled up in it all.

I wouldn't necessarily say that we have it in for SOFALAW so to speak, but rather we're concerned for the safety of everyone involved.
 
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Welcome to the Farms @DeletedSoul, and thank you for taking the time to stop by. As others said, it's best to get yourself verified by a mod so we know you're legit (it's just a precaution, as we've had people impersonate others before, who then tend to make a mess).

The main issue at hand here is interfering with Lucas, in particular catfishing and/or baiting - as it can cause more harm than its worth, for everyone involved. Lucas is already unstable as it is and it's best not provoke him into lashing out, where he could potentially be a serious risk to others (both online, and offline). Poking the bear so to speak, is something that should be avoided. Lucas does enough to get himself into trouble, and the last thing anyone needs is to be tangled up in it all.

I wouldn't necessarily say that we have it in for SOFALAW so to speak, but rather we're concerned for the safety of everyone involved.

I'll try to get verified as soon as I can. I'm currently at work and can only access my phone for a minute at a time.

I understand the concerns about catfishing and egging Lucas on, which is one of the big reasons I made the rule months ago against such activity.

I've allowed posts about people friend requesting him since the assumption has been that they've mostly done so in order to observe his posts firsthand.

I'm happy to see your reassurance that you're not "out to get us." We've seen screencaps saying we "should be gassed." Granted this is the Internet, but it's led to a lot of concern by members that doxxing and other attacks against us may happen.

As the group owner, I've had to take those concerns seriously. It's a great group of people and I want to make sure they're safe.
 
Granted this is the Internet, but it's led to a lot of concern by members that doxxing and other attacks against us may happen.

As the group owner, I've had to take those concerns seriously. It's a great group of people and I want to make sure they're safe.

Then coming here, drawing further attention to the group, and explicitly stating that your members are worried about getting doxed was the worst thing you could possibly do. It has the Streisand effect.

When someone says they don't want to get doxed, the people here who do that stuff view it as a challenge.
 
Then coming here, drawing further attention to the group, and explicitly stating that your members are worried about getting doxed was the worst thing you could possibly do. It has the Streisand effect.

When someone says they don't want to get doxed, the people here who do that stuff view it as a challenge.

I'm hoping to appeal to the decency of members here. I'd rather my group and this forum get along.
 
Not all of us are passive observers. Some people who come here seek to do damage to others. Don't make yourself a target over Lucas Werner of all people.
 
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Welcome to the Farms @DeletedSoul, and thank you for taking the time to stop by. As others said, it's best to get yourself verified by a mod so we know you're legit (it's just a precaution, as we've had people impersonate others before, who then tend to make a mess).

The main issue at hand here is interfering with Lucas, in particular catfishing and/or baiting - as it can cause more harm than its worth, for everyone involved. Lucas is already unstable as it is and it's best not provoke him into lashing out, where he could potentially be a serious risk to others (both online, and offline). Poking the bear so to speak, is something that should be avoided. Lucas does enough to get himself into trouble, and the last thing anyone needs is to be tangled up in it all.

I wouldn't necessarily say that we have it in for SOFALAW so to speak, but rather we're concerned for the safety of everyone involved.

I've "started a conversation" with Alan Pardew to see about getting verified. Hopefully that's the right step. I really am kind of lost here.
 
I'm hoping to appeal to the decency of members here. I'd rather my group and this forum get along.
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I guess timid was the wrong word. He’s clearly been shown to be capable of going up to someone and stating his wants very blatantly. I just think by and large he’s non confrontational.

Idk, remember the video of him and Dan his old roommate? Combine this with his known domestic abuse charges and the unknown incident that landed him in an institution for the better part of a year. Makes me think he's fairly aggressive, but I guess I don't know for sure.
 
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Lot of shit talking going on over in SOFALAW about "fuck KF, we ain't skerd!!" Lol They're ready to failboat, think we're collectively gunning to have their group removed because they're contending for donations and we don't like normies knowing more about Wern than we do. Guffaw. I got popcorn in case anyone needs some.
 
Lot of shit talking going on over in SOFALAW about "fuck KF, we ain't skerd!!" Lol They're ready to failboat, think we're collectively gunning to have their group removed because they're contending for donations and we don't like normies knowing more about Wern than we do. Guffaw. I got popcorn in case anyone needs some.

Not to speak for everyone here, but I read the same thread the SOFALAW guys did and all I saw was people here not giving much of a shit about SOFALAW beyond thinking they were a bunch of idiots. Their response is kind of confirming that impression.
 
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