Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Isaac Larian said:
he should be obsessed with Bratz!


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Well, the Bratz are millenial girls, so in a sense yes, he should be obsessed with them...
 
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Seriously, this guy is almost more pathetic than Jon Sweet in the thirst department. I say almost because this desperate pedo hasn't kept a grudge for decades yet. I can tell he will, but it hasn't gotten that pathetic yet.

Also, half your age plus seven you entitled homeless fuck. That's like the law of being a creeper without going to jail and being murdered in prison.
 
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I'm getting seriously worried that he's going to give food to some 16-18 year old, hit on her, she's going to rightly refuse his advances and he's going to try to force himself on her. Yeah, he's a moron and will get arrested easily if she reports it, but that means some innocent young woman has to be traumatized. I hope every girl he comes into contact with has her creep radar working.
 
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I'm getting seriously worried that he's going to give food to some 16-18 year old, hit on her, she's going to rightly refuse his advances and he's going to try to force himself on her. Yeah, he's a moron and will get arrested easily if she reports it, but that means some innocent young woman has to be traumatized. I hope every girl he comes into contact with has her creep radar working.
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In Washington, a 16'd be legal for him. Do we know more about this episode with him offering a 15 year-old a burrito? That may be nothing, but also may be something quite illegal.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
I'm getting seriously worried that he's going to give food to some 16-18 year old, hit on her, she's going to rightly refuse his advances and he's going to try to force himself on her. Yeah, he's a moron and will get arrested easily if she reports it, but that means some innocent young woman has to be traumatized. I hope every girl he comes into contact with has her creep radar working.
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I doubt he'd force himself on anybody. I know his type; he would never make actual advances on a woman, much less physical intimidation. His self-esteem is too low.

What's probably going to happen is he's going to morph into a Washington State Chris-chan. Liberal and professing a belief in social justice, but a thirsty hog regardless. One who just wants to rut with a young woman because he's jerked it to too much amateur porn and older women don't want to take his shit.

Thinking about it, actually, the worst case scenario isn't him forcing himself on somebody, but him grooming a teenager to be attracted to him. It's not technically a sex crime, but it probably should be. I don't think this will happen, mainly because Lucas is too much of an autistic fuckwit to actually engage with anybody without setting off their creep radar, but it's more likely than him raping somebody forcefully.

Murder is more likely than either, though.
 
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This guy really is sneaky and stupid. Regardless of the girl being 15 or 16 he did not just walk up to her and buy her a burrito out of the goodness of his heart with no bad intentions at all.

I'd love to know more about how exactly it got him in an issue with the law, he says that the police took his side but there's no mention that the girl did, did she call the police because he was creeping her out that much? Because if so he is getting desperate.
 
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Can't share, it may be private.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=689298297878425&id=100003947844612

I'm have the stupid so hopefully this links. This is a wonderful video of Pedo Luke putting up his dukes against Daniel Campbell. Daniel is a guy who met Lucas at Salvation Army and offered him a place to stay. Dan and his roommates quickly tired of Lucas' brand of crazy and tossed him out into the cold, cruel streets of Olympia.

First SS she posted. Everywhere.

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After she posted the SSs:
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I'm not one of those neanderthals who think women need a man to protect them, but if Lucas set his sights on my 16 year old daughter, I'd be cornering him in a dark alley with a baseball bat.

EDIT: He's becoming more and more unhinged. I hope he gets maced soon.
 
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I bet his roomies were squicked out by his openly lusting after 16 year olds and that's why they booted him.

EDIT: Off-topic sorta, but Kiwi Farms has really done me a great service. If I ever decide to take on a roommate or tenant should I own a property, the Farms have given me great insight into the kinds of people I should exclude from renting. Grown men obsessed with cartoons for little girls? Out. Furries? Out. MRAs? Out. And so on. Another question I'll ask is what is the lowest age you think is acceptable to date? If it's anything other than "half your age plus seven" no deal.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
I'm not one of those neanderthals who think women need a man to protect them, but if Lucas set his sights on my 16 year old daughter, I'd be cornering him in a dark alley with a baseball bat.

EDIT: He's becoming more and more unhinged. I hope he gets maced soon.
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Providing the daughter with mace or pepper spray would also be prudent.
 
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