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At this point, I'd buy her a gun and train her to shoot to kill. If she came up against someone like Lucas, no jury in the country would convict.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Going over Campbell's Facebook page, with its many angry screeds about not having a girlfriend, it's easy to see why he and Werner got along for at least a little bit.
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I'm sick and tired of guys thinking they're entitled to sex. That's the only reason they want a girlfriend. If you want to get laid so badly, save your tugboat and hire a hooker. You have nothing to offer the world, so that's all you're going to get.
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Indeed, the Farms has taught me so well that I've decided to cut myself off from humanity, terrified that I'm either going to come face to face with a troll with pink hair and a tumblr, or some nutcase who is convinced the Jews are behind everything and wants to shoot Muslims.
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I bet this guy always leaves a really bad smell in the bathroom
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After talking a lot with Daniel, I've deduced that he tries to mirror people. Kinda like a big bro/li'l bro kind of thing. (I've been watching Lucas for a long time and tend to follow other people with whom he is friends, as well.) He lost his mother, became a diaper/adult baby fetishist. He never really had a place in the world except with her and then he lost her and was forced into society. He lacks social skills, in turn, he emulates those around him. He's pretty nice, I've turned him down multiple times, and he still remains respectful. I'd also hazard a guess that he has mild retardation.
When Lucas moved in with them, he was very abusive toward Daniel. At one point he choked and smacked him over BBQ chicken. I think Daniel viewed him as being dominant and wanted to be like that. Then he found out that Lucas is a pedophile and wanted to distance himself from the situation, especially since a lot of the Bernie groups were blowing up over the Lucas/Pedo scandals. I dunno, I just lost my train of thought. Blah.
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His last line in that creepy ass post, really still baffles me, why does he tie sexual desire to political support? Over and over he keeps saying/implying Bernie's female fans want sex with him. I would love to see the logic behind this and his retort, if he or other men also want to be sexual with Sanders.
I'd agree on the sick of this mind set and just get a hooker but, after far too much time in the LTC, I don't think it's about sex only it's a want of internet ass pats and a spare mommy. They have nothing to offer but want someone to cook clean provide, also they can fuck. It's gross.
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A quick question if you don't mind: the conversation with the 15 year old; is this the one Werner was referring to in regards to his trouble with the law? I know it should be obvious, but Werner has said that he hits on women online constantly. Are these two seperate burrito incidents?
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There was only one burrito incident. It involved a 15 year old girl from Olympia. He never was in trouble from the law, as far as I know but the girl did post that she had filed a report. The reason he began posting about is because she posted it in the Bernie Sanders Dank Memes blah blah blah and it blew up. Trolls got a hold of the info and began badgering him. (There's nothing Lucas doesn't like more than being called a pedo.) He felt the need to "clear his name" and in light of the recent legal trouble he had been in with Daniel Campbell, he linked the two together and said he spoke to the police about Willow and Daniel. He's not very bright at all, and obviously is extremely out of touch with reality. During both incidents, Lucas PM'd me almost everything he was posting in groups about the situations, for whatever reason. (I guess because Daniel liked me.) Anyhow, nope. Just one burrito.
Fun Fact: There's a group dedicated to milking the lolcow that can crank out some gems: Hot Young Millennials Seeking Older Men. The drama that goes down there is hilarious.
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Out of touch with reality is putting it lightly. Claiming he only wanted to treat her to a burrito while letting her know the age of consent in WA very early in that conversation. Is Werner aware of this thread? I'm assuming that even if he did, it wouldn't really mean much to him.
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Lucas thrives on attention, he'd love it. He'd probably make a profile pretending to be a hot, young girl that is desperately in love with him and white knight the hell out of this thread.
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While I don't believe in any "age/2 + 7"-rules -- if an 18 year old is okay with dating a 45 year old, let them -- I don't think any woman on this planet, 18 year old or 45 year old, Bernie supporter or Trump fan, would want to come within a 20 meter radius of this man. He is a total nutjob and probably needs psychiatric hospitalization before something horrible happens.
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All you'd have to say to the jury is this was coming at her and she stood her ground.
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Make mention of the bald spot that makes him look like a medieval monk, his horrible hygiene/smell, and he might get the chair. The guy has oozing MRSA lesions all over his back and doesn't tend to them nor does he seek medical treatment except that one time he was (spr spr obviously) catfished and thought he had a date on his birthday. Someone had mentioned gin blossoms in regards to his nose, that is the after effect of frostbite from sleeping on the streets.
His ex-girlfriend (she's also crazy) has said that he is a horrible slob in regards to both personal and environmental cleanliness. Like "Hoarders" slob. It doesn't surprise me at all. What is funny, though is that he mentions that one of his strong suits and best reasons to date him is because he will keep the house and yard tidy.
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Since he's homeless, is he posting these missives from a library's computer lab? Does the Salvation Army have a computer?
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I'm assuming he's pulling a Phil and has a smartphone.
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He has a Kindle Fire and hangs out wherever there is WiFi, usually near a college called Evergreen or another place called The Artesian Well. From what I understand, he has been banned from the Salvation Army. No details have emerged regarding this, though.
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Was what Salvation Army place? Was he too annoying while trying to score millennial pussy?
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Though people on here have assumed that he is timid, I assure you that is not the case. Lucas has an explosive temper, especially regarding males he thinks may be gay. For example, he perceived another homeless man, who happened to be sitting next to him on the bus, to be gay. The man brushed his shoulder and Lucas exploded into a tirade about he isn't gay and to respect his personal space. He was escorted off of the bus by police. He also has many issues with women, OBVIOUSLY (Lucas also has no contact orders against him that he likes to violate. I wonder why.) and since there are women in authoritative positions within the shelter, women who help with feeding them, counselors, etc. that could have also been a problem. (Tie that in with it being a Christian organization when he is vehemently against religion/a sperging atheist) I'm sure he had a homophobic/misogynistic fit in the homeless shelter which led to his banning. That's only speculation, though. Sorry.