So the odds approach one that this waste of flesh will be beaten to death in an alley for acting like this. I genuinely didn't think he was that retarded offline.
This thread is getting good.
So the well is a pipe coming out of the ground in a parking lot. It's surrounded by drifters who stay there all day and sleep on the sidewalk. There are lots of weird fucks there but if he does anything creepy to a girl someone will beat his ass quick.
This thread is getting good.
So the well is a pipe coming out of the ground in a parking lot. It's surrounded by drifters who stay there all day and sleep on the sidewalk. There are lots of weird fucks there but if he does anything creepy to a girl someone will beat his ass quick.
Attraction sign: sometime in 2015, Lucas leaves a flyer with candy at a homeless shelter.
oh-ho-ho! A website! Let us visit, via web.archive.org. Here's its text back in July 2013:
Those who would threaten children with hellfire deserve it.
[a broken img, presumably a pic of the shirt]
You might want it without the watermark.
Conversation. Yours for the low, low price of $1,000,000.
Don't have a million dollars?
How to win a free shirt from Rage Conversation Complete 1 of the following tasks:
1. Talk a stranger into having sex with you in public. 2. Avoid getting a ticket from a police officer. 3. Rescue an animal from certain doom. 4. Drink a fifth of hard alcohol in 30 minutes or less. 5. Solve an unsolved problem in mathematics or physics. 6. Eat a living thing while it breathes. 7. Consume something hotter than a jalapeño in 30 seconds or less. 8. Make a room full of strangers laugh for at least 15 minutes. 9. Run backwards 1 mile without looking. 10. Buy a poor sap a meal worthy of a king. 11. Impress me.
Get it all on video. I want to know it's you and not some celebrity or fake. Make sure to time stamp the video no earlier than 7/26/13.
Send your crazy video submissions towerner@atheist.com Win a free shirt. That's it. All videos recorded before 7/26/13 will be rejected on site.
in August of that year, he updated the 11 item list using more pretentious language:
How to win a free shirt from Conversation* Complete 1 of the following tasks:
1. Talk a stranger into having sex with you without a currency exchange. 2. Avoid getting a ticket from an officer of the law. 3. Rescue an animal or a child from certain doom. 4. Imbibe one fifth of hard alcohol of at least 80 proof in60 second or less. 5. Solve an unsolved problem in the fields of either mathematics or physics. 6. Eat a living thing while it lives and breathes. 7. Consume a shot glass full of a sauce exceeding that in heat of a green jalapeño. 8. Make a conference sized room full of at least several dozen strangers laugh at once. 9. Run backwards 1 U.S. survey mile without either looking backwards or stopping to ask for directions. 10. Purchase a heavily burdened sap a meal worthy of a 19th century Holy Roman Bavarian Emperor. 11. Impress us all by doing something downright prodigious.
Capture your pursuit through the artifice of a video recording. Upload said video recording to the internet. We want to know it to be you and not some celebrity or fake. Make sure to time stamp the video no earlier than 7/26/13.
Send your idiotic video submissions towerner@atheist.com That shall do for the acquisition of a gratis shirt. All video time stamped before 7/26/13 will be rejected forthwith. Shirts are Small, Medium, Large, XL, and 2X.
For a million dollars you will own the Conversation design in full.
For completing all 11 tasks we will include 10 bumper stickers with your gratis shirts.
*Not otherwise for sale under the stated price of $1,000,000 USD.
Why not?
By the time he was leaving the flyer, his obsessions had Pokevolved into the familiar twin of sexual frustration / Bernie Sanders. But finally we get a glimpse of the MILLION DOLLAR t-shirt!!!!
If politicians can't win without corporate backers, why not vote for Bernie Sanders?
#feelthebern
We now know enough about quantum physics to know that if there was an observer of the original quantum fluctuation that triggered the Big Bang that this fluctuation would have split into a bandwidth pattern and without interference the quantum fluctuation would not have collided with itself to create all the matter in the universe.
This is known as the observer effect. We can see bands streaming out by taking a picture of the sun. If we cover the sun with our hands and take a picture of the sun, there are no band and thisinterference is what makes all matter in the universe possible.
Dark energy causes the entirety of the cosmos to exceed the light speed barrier, confirmed by our observations, to move back to the beginning of time to trigger the initial conditions preceding the Big Bang of the non-observed quantum fluctuation. Gods cannot exist. The observer effect and dark energy make the existence of Gods factually impossible.
rageconversation.weebly.com
Bernie Sanders vs. Hillary Clinton: The Tortoise and The Hare 2016.
Hi. My name is The Broke Atheist.
Just a minor local superhero looking for a minor local sidekick.
Want to be the Robin to my Batman, babe?
"Conversation" design for sale: Make me an offer I can't refuse.
Find a rightful owner for 10%. Earn your tithe.
4 years leaving public care packages with my EBT card.
4 years looking for a girlfriend.
4 years working on a theory about time travel.
4 years trying to sell my design.
I walk 100 to 150 miles a month now.
I have lost over 150 lbs. since 2007.
My Dad has 12.75 acres of land my brothers and I will get some day. It's worth well over $5,000,000. Yes, I have pictures upon request. No, I'mnot bumping off my own father. If you can't be an appreciative girlfriend when I have nothing, you don't have the patience to be my wife when I have everything.
I'm single, attractive, and haven't had sex in 4 years.
You are not prepared for the power of my lying religion. Conversation, hypocrite.
Given the whole homeless situation, you'd think he'd want to fuck/date someone on steadier financial ground. Don't have any stats, but I imagine there are more Gen X homeowners than there are millennial ones.
oh-ho-ho! A website! Let us visit, via web.archive.org. Here's its text back in July 2013:
Those who would threaten children with hellfire deserve it.
[a broken img, presumably a pic of the shirt]
You might want it without the watermark.
Conversation. Yours for the low, low price of $1,000,000.
Don't have a million dollars?
How to win a free shirt from Rage Conversation Complete 1 of the following tasks:
1. Talk a stranger into having sex with you in public. 2. Avoid getting a ticket from a police officer. 3. Rescue an animal from certain doom. 4. Drink a fifth of hard alcohol in 30 minutes or less. 5. Solve an unsolved problem in mathematics or physics. 6. Eat a living thing while it breathes. 7. Consume something hotter than a jalapeño in 30 seconds or less. 8. Make a room full of strangers laugh for at least 15 minutes. 9. Run backwards 1 mile without looking. 10. Buy a poor sap a meal worthy of a king. 11. Impress me.
Get it all on video. I want to know it's you and not some celebrity or fake. Make sure to time stamp the video no earlier than 7/26/13.
Send your crazy video submissions towerner@atheist.com Win a free shirt. That's it. All videos recorded before 7/26/13 will be rejected on site.
in August of that year, he updated the 11 item list using more pretentious language:
How to win a free shirt from Conversation* Complete 1 of the following tasks:
1. Talk a stranger into having sex with you without a currency exchange. 2. Avoid getting a ticket from an officer of the law. 3. Rescue an animal or a child from certain doom. 4. Imbibe one fifth of hard alcohol of at least 80 proof in60 second or less. 5. Solve an unsolved problem in the fields of either mathematics or physics. 6. Eat a living thing while it lives and breathes. 7. Consume a shot glass full of a sauce exceeding that in heat of a green jalapeño. 8. Make a conference sized room full of at least several dozen strangers laugh at once. 9. Run backwards 1 U.S. survey mile without either looking backwards or stopping to ask for directions. 10. Purchase a heavily burdened sap a meal worthy of a 19th century Holy Roman Bavarian Emperor. 11. Impress us all by doing something downright prodigious.
Capture your pursuit through the artifice of a video recording. Upload said video recording to the internet. We want to know it to be you and not some celebrity or fake. Make sure to time stamp the video no earlier than 7/26/13.
Send your idiotic video submissions towerner@atheist.com That shall do for the acquisition of a gratis shirt. All video time stamped before 7/26/13 will be rejected forthwith. Shirts are Small, Medium, Large, XL, and 2X.
For a million dollars you will own the Conversation design in full.
For completing all 11 tasks we will include 10 bumper stickers with your gratis shirts.
*Not otherwise for sale under the stated price of $1,000,000 USD.
Why not?
By the time he was leaving the flyer, his obsessions had Pokevolved into the familiar twin of sexual frustration / Bernie Sanders. But finally we get a glimpse of the MILLION DOLLAR t-shirt!!!!
If politicians can't win without corporate backers, why not vote for Bernie Sanders?
#feelthebern
We now know enough about quantum physics to know that if there was an observer of the original quantum fluctuation that triggered the Big Bang that this fluctuation would have split into a bandwidth pattern and without interference the quantum fluctuation would not have collided with itself to create all the matter in the universe.
This is known as the observer effect. We can see bands streaming out by taking a picture of the sun. If we cover the sun with our hands and take a picture of the sun, there are no band and thisinterference is what makes all matter in the universe possible.
Dark energy causes the entirety of the cosmos to exceed the light speed barrier, confirmed by our observations, to move back to the beginning of time to trigger the initial conditions preceding the Big Bang of the non-observed quantum fluctuation. Gods cannot exist. The observer effect and dark energy make the existence of Gods factually impossible.
rageconversation.weebly.com
Bernie Sanders vs. Hillary Clinton: The Tortoise and The Hare 2016.
Hi. My name is The Broke Atheist.
Just a minor local superhero looking for a minor local sidekick.
Want to be the Robin to my Batman, babe?
"Conversation" design for sale: Make me an offer I can't refuse.
Find a rightful owner for 10%. Earn your tithe.
4 years leaving public care packages with my EBT card.
4 years looking for a girlfriend.
4 years working on a theory about time travel.
4 years trying to sell my design.
I walk 100 to 150 miles a month now.
I have lost over 150 lbs. since 2007.
My Dad has 12.75 acres of land my brothers and I will get some day. It's worth well over $5,000,000. Yes, I have pictures upon request. No, I'mnot bumping off my own father. If you can't be an appreciative girlfriend when I have nothing, you don't have the patience to be my wife when I have everything.
I'm single, attractive, and haven't had sex in 4 years.
You are not prepared for the power of my lying religion. Conversation, hypocrite.
The funniest detail about Lucas Werner is that he somehow thinks leaving a few candy bars in random places around Olympia with his EBT money is something worthy of continual praise. It's kinda telling; he focuses on the flashy substanceless nothings (EBT candy bar shit) instead of on the things that will concretely improve his life (clean himself up, use any of Washington's many welfare programs, don't be such a creepy fuck)
The more we learn about him, the more he seems like Chris' liberal analog.
Maybe if Lucas had said "Talk your way out of getting a ticket from a police officer"?
Because seriously, avoiding getting ticketed is quite easy, especially for someone not going out of their way to attract attention from the police. Too bad no one was that interested in winning the free shirt.
Maybe if Lucas had said "Talk your way out of getting a ticket from a police officer"?
Because seriously, avoiding getting ticketed is quite easy, especially for someone not going out of their way to attract attention from the police. Too bad no one was that interested in winning the free shirt.
With Werner's brand of crazy, he can't understand that running afoul of the police is an uncommon event for most of humanity. Then again, he thinks being a creep is analogous to being black, and you know how those cops treat the darkies. #pedolivesmatter
What is with the really scattered way that he types? His thoughts seem to bounce all over the place and its one of the more interesting things about him. Sentences such as 'Sure I get it. I'm a homeless atheist depending upon Christians for food' come across as very slow and different and it's strange.
I'm surprised he can muster up a relatively lengthy update without once mentioning Bernie Sanders or hot young China. Also, atheism is Werner's autism. He feels it defines his personality, as opposed to the whole 'wanting to fuck young girls' thing.
What is with the really scattered way that he types? His thoughts seem to bounce all over the place and its one of the more interesting things about him. Sentences such as 'Sure I get it. I'm a homeless atheist depending upon Christians for food' come across as very slow and different and it's strange.
No you're completely right, that was a poor example. Perhaps a better one to use is this:
'Just a minor local superhero looking for a minor local sidekick.
Want to be the Robin to my Batman, babe?
"Conversation" design for sale: Make me an offer I can't refuse. '
Maybe it's honestly just me but his typing constantly just feels like a bunch of random phrases jumbled together. If it's not just me it's more than likely just a symptom of his schizophrenia.