Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Obscenity Enthusiast]

Not too long ago some of his court documents were posted which stated that he would be (I forget the details) involved with the court until around the end of August. I personally hope we don't have to go basically two more months without the Wern telling us how much of a bigot we are everyday, but that's what I'm going off of as of right now.

The thing is, if it does pan out that way it raises some questions. When Lucas is able to post his usual catalog of insanity again, will he want to? Past experience has told us yes but this time I sort of wonder. I prefer the theory that he's grounded from the internet right now to the one of him just getting soooo ass mad at all da' haderz and trolls that this is his way of coping.

Spoiler: More Lucas faceswaps

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

Having examined the evidence available, and as a seasoned Wernographer, I concur with those that theorise Lucas’s absence from social media is due to some form of duress.

Can restrictions of someone’s social media be imposed by a psychiatric professional in WA without a court order? That sounds rather unconstitutional but we do not yet have full sight of the circumstances of his last psych hold, nor of any interim measures of his pending court cases.

If Lukey’s court cases are ongoing, it is likely his (free) counsel has advised against him posting any videos in order to reduce the chance of prejudicing his case. In his usual ‘I’m so smart’ manner, Wern probably thinks his YouTube comments and physical posters are a way to fly under the radar.

I predict that normal programming will resume by fall of this year.

I'm not sure what the law is in WA but my feeling is it may be a condition of some voluntary agreement Lucas made, rather than something mandated on him by a tard wrangler. Something where he agreed to abide by certain rules, regarding social media and maybe other things, in exchange for not having a psych eval or an involuntary psych hold or something else he didn't want. I know he's also been in and out of court for trespass charges. Definitely some kind of minor legal and/or psych trouble going on, seemingly both at once, we won't know exactly what unless it happens to be the type of thing where the records are public.

This is just the reality of being a mental ill hobo, though. He's been through the revolving door of court before on petty shit, he's been in and out of therapy his whole life including stays at the nut hatch. It's kind of surprising there hasn't been a major interruption like this sooner. He doesn't seem to have done anything serious so I'm sure eventually he'll be back on the streets and under less scrutiny and thus will revert to typical form, if not a new lower and more abject display.

 

[Wernology]

His bar is on the ground and he still can't manage to get over it.

Good job there, tubby, you stared at a woman so much that she got creeped out and kept checking to see if you were still leveling your dead eyed crazy stare at her.

On the bus.

When's the wedding?

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Not too long ago some of his court documents were posted which stated that he would be (I forget the details) involved with the court until around the end of August. I personally hope we don't have to go basically two more months without the Wern telling us how much of a bigot we are everyday, but that's what I'm going off of as of right now.

The thing is, if it does pan out that way it raises some questions. When Lucas is able to post his usual catalog of insanity again, will he want to? Past experience has told us yes but this time I sort of wonder. I prefer the theory that he's grounded from the internet right now to the one of him just getting soooo ass mad at all da' haderz and trolls that this is his way of coping.

Spoiler: More Lucas faceswaps

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Can you faceswap him as the Zenomorph from the Alien?

 

[wenttobermuda]

His bar is on the ground and he still can't manage to get over it.

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Good job there, tubby, you stared at a woman so much that she got creeped out and kept checking to see if you were still leveling your dead eyed crazy stare at her.

On the bus.

When's the wedding?

This is the kind of thing he's boasting about now? The kind of thing that sustains him? Eye contact with a stranger who never said a word to him? That's some meaningful eye contact, and another reminder that throwaway details in your day are pivotal events in Lucas's. There's such an asymmetry of significance in his every social interaction. Politely acknowledge him? You dig him and get him. Look in his general direction? It's because he's a stud. Such robust coping mechanisms for dealing with disappointment and loneliness.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

His bar is on the ground and he still can't manage to get over it.

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Good job there, tubby, you stared at a woman so much that she got creeped out and kept checking to see if you were still leveling your dead eyed crazy stare at her.

On the bus.

When's the wedding?

Hahahaha "exactly 20 times". Only Lucas Werner could be this pathetic. He's bragging that he counted the number of times a stranger's eyes briefly landed on his bloated form. Because to his mind, if she's looking in your direction that's "direct eye contact", and the only reason a woman would make eye contact with you is that she secretly wants to fuck you. If he's so confident all these women are secretly lusting for him (this is a delusion he's talked about before) why the fuck doesn't he ever get the tiniest molecule of lady action? SAY HI AND TELL HER YOUR NAME goddamn it, that's supposedly your foolproof method. What, there was another male passenger on the bus so you couldn't possibly?

 

[Obscenity Enthusiast]

Can you faceswap him as the Zenomorph from the Alien?

I tried but since they don't technically have a face it couldn't mold his features to it

 

[Krathnami]

Hahahaha "exactly 20 times". Only Lucas Werner could be this pathetic. He's bragging that he counted the number of times a stranger's eyes briefly landed on his bloated form. Because to his mind, if she's looking in your direction that's "direct eye contact", and the only reason a woman would make eye contact with you is that she secretly wants to fuck you. If he's so confident all these women are secretly lusting for him (this is a delusion he's talked about before) why the fuck doesn't he ever get the tiniest molecule of lady action? SAY HI AND TELL HER YOUR NAME goddamn it, that's supposedly your foolproof method. What, there was another male passenger on the bus so you couldn't possibly?

Or better yet, just walk up and say “Nigga”

 

[Wernology]

Or better yet, just walk up and say “Nigga”

Oh you mean like in this, "Can't score even in his fantasies" comment?

I'll take things that never happened for $600.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Hahahaha "exactly 20 times". Only Lucas Werner could be this pathetic. He's bragging that he counted the number of times a stranger's eyes briefly landed on his bloated form. Because to his mind, if she's looking in your direction that's "direct eye contact", and the only reason a woman would make eye contact with you is that she secretly wants to fuck you. If he's so confident all these women are secretly lusting for him (this is a delusion he's talked about before) why the fuck doesn't he ever get the tiniest molecule of lady action? SAY HI AND TELL HER YOUR NAME goddamn it, that's supposedly your foolproof method. What, there was another male passenger on the bus so you couldn't possibly?

Why, do you suspect, does this oh-so-apparent contradiction between a world full of women who lust after him and his terminal celibacy not occur to / bother Lucas?

I know it's just one of many contradictions, but it's centered around the subject he most focuses on, so you think it might have occurred to him.

Why is Lucas unbothered by the self-evident, self-contradictory nature of his own worldview?

Its something I've long wondered about. And its more than just "he crazy", I think.

 

[Picklechu]

Hahahaha "exactly 20 times". Only Lucas Werner could be this pathetic. He's bragging that he counted the number of times a stranger's eyes briefly landed on his bloated form. Because to his mind, if she's looking in your direction that's "direct eye contact", and the only reason a woman would make eye contact with you is that she secretly wants to fuck you. If he's so confident all these women are secretly lusting for him (this is a delusion he's talked about before) why the fuck doesn't he ever get the tiniest molecule of lady action? SAY HI AND TELL HER YOUR NAME goddamn it, that's supposedly your foolproof method. What, there was another male passenger on the bus so you couldn't possibly?

He can't risk giving all of the other dudes on the bus boners.

 

[DeletedSoul]

I'm not deleting your comments, you fat fuck, youtube's algorithm that they put into place to try and clamp down on "bullying" deletes them before they ever show up; I get notifications but only see parts of the long ass manifestos you keep trying to post.

I mean, for fuck's sake, youtube deletes my own comments on my own channel at least 50% of the time.

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Bonus: I like that that's the reason he thinks I'm not "left wing". I always did wonder about that.


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Gifs you can hear.

I don't know if anyone's mentioned this before, but if you have access to the email you used to create your Youtube channel, you should be able to find the notification email Youtube sent you when he posted his comment, and it'll be there in full. Not that it really matters *that* much, unless you want the whole thing for the record.
Source: he occasionally does the same thing to me and his comments on my "It's your Birthday, Lucas" video get autodeleted too.

However...

My favorite part is that his middle initial is listed as “A”…what do you want to bet they got that from searching and finding SOFALAW back in 2016?

It's entirely possible. SOFALAW was searchable until some months after everyone started joining it, and given how quickly people sent join requests after his Starbucks freakout, I think it would have been pretty high on any search results for Lucas himself. It's kind funny to me, the idea that even when SOFALAW was a dead joke group with like 2 members, it still had a (small) influence on his life somehow.

 

[Wernology]

I don't know if anyone's mentioned this before, but if you have access to the email you used to create your Youtube channel, you should be able to find the notification email Youtube sent you when he posted his comment, and it'll be there in full. Not that it really matters *that* much, unless you want the whole thing for the record.
Source: he occasionally does the same thing to me and his comments on my "It's your Birthday, Lucas" video get autodeleted too.

However...

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I regret looking. I never use that email for anything so all of the notifications are off, and I sincerely wish I had not read the full deleted comment about the "Asian chick" he was leering at on the bus.

But, hey, remember how he's not racist or misogynistic? Or a wannabe rapist?
Me either.

You creep, she kept looking at you because you were leering at her like the fat, sweaty, smelly, waiting to try and get her away from witnesses creep that you are.

But, also, I'd be willing to bet that 0% of this scenario actually happened outside of him leering at some poor woman on the bus.

Have some less disgusting comments:

"One couple per bed apiece"? ...okay.
I like his optimism of how he'll get a part time job just in general, but that he'll only do so if he gets a "hot 18 year old girlfriend".

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

It's entirely possible. SOFALAW was searchable until some months after everyone started joining it, and given how quickly people sent join requests after his Starbucks freakout, I think it would have been pretty high on any search results for Lucas himself. It's kind funny to me, the idea that even when SOFALAW was a dead joke group with like 2 members, it still had a (small) influence on his life somehow.

What Bae is best?

False. Blushing Bae.

Baes eat burgers.

Baes, burgers, background voices.

Michael!

 

[DeletedSoul]

I regret looking. I never use that email for anything so all of the notifications are off, and I sincerely wish I had not read the full deleted comment about the "Asian chick" he was leering at on the bus.

But, hey, remember how he's not racist or misogynistic? Or a wannabe rapist?
Me either.

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You creep, she kept looking at you because you were leering at her like the fat, sweaty, smelly, waiting to try and get her away from witnesses creep that you are.

But, also, I'd be willing to bet that 0% of this scenario actually happened outside of him leering at some poor woman on the bus.

Have some less disgusting comments:

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"One couple per bed apiece"? ...okay.
I like his optimism of how he'll get a part time job just in general, but that he'll only do so if he gets a "hot 18 year old girlfriend".

Seems we have a gold mine now, if everyone who has gotten Lucas's comments checks their email.
"She skipped off...so I followed her."
He stalked her. If this happened (which I agree, doubtful in a sense) Lucas literally stalked a woman who'd made eye contact with him on the bus. He followed her off the bus, and her glancing back at him as she walked away was her realizing that he was following her and getting increasingly freaked out. Holy shit. It seems that in the absence of regular social media, Lucas's IRL behavior is escalating.

Fuck it, here's the other comments I've gotten from Lucas.

In this one, Lucas demands that you leave him alone with a woman in your house or apartment. That's all he needs, alone time with his victim.

Here Lucas admits that the police proactively check in on him. They call him "the man, the myth, the legend" and he doesn't get that it's sarcastic.

 

[mothman96]

Seems we have a gold mine now, if everyone who has gotten Lucas's comments checks their email.
"She skipped off...so I followed her."
He stalked her. If this happened (which I agree, doubtful in a sense) Lucas literally stalked a woman who'd made eye contact with him on the bus. He followed her off the bus, and her glancing back at him as she walked away was her realizing that he was following her and getting increasingly freaked out. Holy shit. It seems that in the absence of regular social media, Lucas's IRL behavior is escalating.

Lucas eye balling a girl and when she catches him in the act "makes eye contact" in his rutting animal brain he'd think she is into him. So yea, I do believe he would stalk her.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Oh you mean like in this, "Can't score even in his fantasies" comment?

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I'll take things that never happened for $600.

Lmfao if this is true could you imagine? Some fat stinky greasy hobo just coming up and shouting nigga, obviously he didnt hes a coward.

 

[Freudian-slip-dress]

Fuck it, here's the other comments I've gotten from Lucas.

In this one, Lucas demands that you leave him alone with a woman in your house or apartment. That's all he needs, alone time with his victim.

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Here Lucas admits that the police proactively check in on him. They call him "the man, the myth, the legend" and he

Serious serial killer energy. Thankfully, he will never have a chance to corner a zoomer bae.

With the way he is now following young girls and women around Spokane, there is going to be a shortage of pepper spray. And honestly, I hope somebody actually does mace him. It’s what he deserves for being a disgusting pedo creep.

 

[Da Dude123]

The delusional cow! Keeps going on about how much his parents love him. I bet he hasn't spoke to his parents since the whole LA saga. And that was his mom. King Roy hasn't spoke to the bum in probably longer than that. Him getting a Gen Z girl friend would mean his parents would just welcome him back in his life and they would make sure he gets lots of money when they die? As if! Fatty is living in a fantasy world.

 

[Twrx]

Get those horror ratings ready. I love that he called himself a sexual dynamo. He's probably a one pump chump, but I highly doubt it, in the sense that he's a lazy selfish person, he'd lie down, expect whatever woman to get on top, and nut immediately. That is, if she could find his micro dick somewhere in the fat folds.