Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Particle Bored said:
They have them hunt Republicans and flatbills, bitch. So you'd better fuckin' watch out.
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The bounty hunters are obviously there to bulk collect on his 100$ bae bounties and the cops are just there to kneel on any flatbills that get in the way. I could see some of them signing up after seeing some super serious wanted posters around town

Wanted: a girlfriend, dead or alive
Reward: 100$ each (but only if they like me)
 
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QueenBurritoSupreme said:
For those speculating about the bounty hunter thing, Myrna has threatened me with them.
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Oooh, if there is more to this story we would all love to hear it. Was this over someone telling her fat, autistic son, Lucas Werner that he isn't plenty good?

She taught Lucas if someone doesn't like him then they are bad people.
 
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Lucas left me a one word comment that didn't get through. RIP
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WhiskerBiscuit said:
So Lucas was outside writing notes by the GameStop and fast food restaurants just a few blocks from Ferris High School at 6:30AM.

He’s currently staying at Truth Ministries Shelter per his legal agreement. So how far off is that for him to walk/bus?

Not close. And Lucas is lazy as fuck.

Yes, he is definitely predatory in his choice of haunts. Gonzaga University, with legal age women and and the University District is just a few blocks west of Truth and closer to HoC and other shelters where he could get meals.

But he’s hanging near the high school.


ETA: According to their Website and Facebook, check out for TM is 8am. They also have a post showing that they need someone to help with janitorial duties during the off-hours when the homeless are gone, with hours starting at 8am. So I’m wondering if Lucas just left early to get to the spot so he could check out kids walking to school, or maybe he has been sleeping rough. That’s what he would do when at HOC. He’d sleep in the woods and get drunk. Just makes me wonder.
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So I reacted to this as "Horrifying", which it is, that he's hanging out by a high school, but then I realized how utterly stupid it is too... It's the end of fucking JUNE, PukeAss... So is out for another month and a half. Moron.
 
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So I reacted to this as "Horrifying", which it is, that he's hanging out by a high school, but then I realized how utterly stupid it is too... It's the end of fucking JUNE, PukeAss... So is out for another month and a half. Moron.
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I was going to respond that while he was seen on the 22nd and I heard schools there ended the 23rd, I also think this is more luck than Lucas being aware of school dates. I think he probably is still hanging out by schools, which seems super dumb, until I consider that he might be purposefully trying to attract kids in summer school who he’d see as more appealing as he finds intelligence threatening.

I am not convinced Lucas would go so far as to purposefully seek out summer school kids as he likes to think that he wants educated and intelligent women, but it’s scary that such an opportunity might present itself. The only thing that ever holds him back is his cowardice and luck. If he found himself alone with a vulnerable teen, he would absolutely harm her.


Oh, also, @klickitat: since you seem to have Lucas’s attention, could you ask him why he thinks that his parents will have anything to do with him when he has a gf when they never spent a second with him while he was with Suzanne? These attraction signs that offer a swimming trip to AZ in his parents shared retirement community pool are super alluring, but I just don’t see that it’s in the cards. Suzanne never had hot tub vodka in Elk Land.
 
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I picture Lucas, much like Jake, as a velcro man

the state of his sausage fingers last we saw them might make it hard for him to use laces
 
Fatal Walter said:
Lucas left me a one word comment that didn't get through. RIP
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How will you ever recover?

I'm so lucky he spared me his devastating wit and being "pretty good at insults".

WhiskerBiscuit said:
Oh, also, @klickitat: since you seem to have Lucas’s attention, could you ask him why he thinks that his parents will have anything to do with him when he has a gf when they never spent a second with him while he was with Suzanne? These attraction signs that offer a swimming trip to AZ in his parents shared retirement community pool are super alluring, but I just don’t see that it’s in the cards. Suzanne never had hot tub vodka in Elk Land.
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I have his attention as much as @Fatal Walter or even the forums have his attention, which is to say, I don't.
 
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Regardless of if Lucas intentionally posted up by the school to stalk summer school baby zooms or not, when you factor in his (of all people) proximity to a school, posting sign after sign of basically straight up pedophile propaganda complete with using alcohol as bait to lure girls in, you would think this sort of thing would be a bigger deal to the locals than it is. A lot of other old creepy freaks have ended up not being allowed around any school at all for less than what this new Lucas saga would look like at face value to someone who doesn't know anything about him yet.

An old, emotionally volatile, mentally handicapped, literal raving street hobo who broadcasts to the whole world on a DAILY BASIS that he's only sexually interested in women young enough to be his daughter, posted up strategically around a school, baiting young women with alcohol. And it's not even the first time he's done something like that.

I know this is Lucas we're talking about and he's a big fat pussy, but it doesn't matter who you are when it comes to something like that. There's no fuckin scenario where all those factors together are NOT a huge red flag to anyone cognizant enough to put 2 and 2 together.
 
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I got some reports from the Spokane Transit Authority regarding Mr. Totally-Ready-To-Be-A-Father.

"Upon arrival I observed Subject1 Jennessa Magner (known form previous contacts) standing on a bench in the BOA courtyard yelling something the sounded like “fuck you, fuck you” at Subject 2 Lucas Werner (later self-identified), with the middle finger on both her hands fully extended. The Werner was yelling something but I was unable to make it out due to the volume of Magner. . . I contact the Werner who informed me that Magner had walked up to him and when he requested that she step back or put on a mask (due to COVID-19) Magner had called him a “retard” and told him to “go fuck myself”. "

Based on her likes I am reasonably confident this is the hero who called Lucas a retard and flipped him off
 

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I got some reports from the Spokane Transit Authority regarding Mr. Totally-Ready-To-Be-A-Father.

"Upon arrival I observed Subject1 Jennessa Magner (known form previous contacts) standing on a bench in the BOA courtyard yelling something the sounded like “fuck you, fuck you” at Subject 2 Lucas Werner (later self-identified), with the middle finger on both her hands fully extended. The Werner was yelling something but I was unable to make it out due to the volume of Magner. . . I contact the Werner who informed me that Magner had walked up to him and when he requested that she step back or put on a mask (due to COVID-19) Magner had called him a “retard” and told him to “go fuck myself”. "
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Glad the cops were already looking for him for a "mental health detainer" Not sure what exactly that means but that could be why he's been so quiet recently since he knows the cops could be reading his posts too
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This is from the FieldContactWerner,L.pdf. Oct 2016 he was banned from Subway for leaving a creeper note for the female employees. A couple of months later Dec 2016 the Starbucks incident that made the news.
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"informed if his behavior continues he would face criminal charges (2016)" I guess starbucks didnt count as continuing his behavior, next warning though im sure he'll get the point and quit being so loud/unruly
 
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ThomasAudley said:
I got some reports from the Spokane Transit Authority regarding Mr. Totally-Ready-To-Be-A-Father.

"Upon arrival I observed Subject1 Jennessa Magner (known form previous contacts) standing on a bench in the BOA courtyard yelling something the sounded like “fuck you, fuck you” at Subject 2 Lucas Werner (later self-identified), with the middle finger on both her hands fully extended. The Werner was yelling something but I was unable to make it out due to the volume of Magner. . . I contact the Werner who informed me that Magner had walked up to him and when he requested that she step back or put on a mask (due to COVID-19) Magner had called him a “retard” and told him to “go fuck myself”. "
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I like how security keeps referring to him as 'the werner' somehow it seems appropriate

I bet he was pissed about having been turned over to the cops like that, especially for them to throw him in the looney bin

That said, I decided to see what the internet had to say about 'baby zoom' and laughed pretty hard when I found this:

Urban Dictionary: Baby Zoomer

Generation of people/persons born during a period of time when Corona virus was prevalent in the world. Circa 2020 onward. Derived from the widely used zoom online communication application.
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Baby Zoomers
A person born under the age of 15, who is forced to use Zoom to communicate with their peers because they can't attend school, go out and play, etc. due to the Covid Pandemic. (created by Scott K. Wilder)
My kids are becoming baby zoomers because video conferencing all day with their classmates.
by Mayor of Wilderville February 25, 2021
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Next time he does his zoom rap somebody should reply to it with a link to that
 
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