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I had presumed it’s just yet another phrase that Lucas misuses because he’s retarded
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Not trying to start an argument but, I find this odd coming from a studier of incels.
Perhaps looking deeper into the incel-to-troon pipeline can help you understand why we make fun of both.
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Everyone shut the fuck up for a bit unless it’s about Lucas Jfc every time he goes ghost this thread starts tarding out.
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What's taking these Owl guys so long to upload the interview that was mentioned. If you're going to put yourself out there like that at least be more reliable than the cow. Maybe decide whether you want to stalk a homeless pedophile or troons but apparently both is too much to handle.
Fatal Walter
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I'm not going to respond to anything that isn't about Lucas.
Apparently this happened. Probably on one of skeletor's videos so I don't have the whole thing. But if he's posting threats I'd expect more to follow.
Apparently this happened. Probably on one of skeletor's videos so I don't have the whole thing. But if he's posting threats I'd expect more to follow.
WhiskerBiscuit
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"Atleast I can admit MY mistakes"
When has Lucas ever admitted to any mistake. That's a real question, I literally cannot recall one single instance of him ever claiming fault for anything.
When has Lucas ever admitted to any mistake. That's a real question, I literally cannot recall one single instance of him ever claiming fault for anything.
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Maybe when he said he’d stop using the ‘n’ word but he didn’t mean it.
I wonder what Lucas is doing with his wifi access besides attacking his detractors on YouTube comments sections. I think we established he has a phone now so I guess he doesn’t have to go to the library to post. I mean for a guy who talks so much about getting a girlfriend you’d think he’d be on tinder or make some other dating profile. He must be feeling less boastful about his current situation. He couldn’t help showing off when he had his temporary motel/hotel stays and klinkerdagger feasts to display.
Edit: How to get matched with Lucas?
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He IS retarded, but in this case he's not necessarily misusing if he's being delusional (or lying).
Either Lucas thinks he actually had a chance with any of those women, and in his schizo mind he could have hooked up with them if he wanted. In which case the use of that phrase is correct, but the scenario described inaccurate because there is no way Lucas the Ragman Spokane Pedofreak had a chance with any of those waitresses.
Or Lucas knows damn well none of those women would have gone out with his fat, smelly, creepy ass and is just talking shit on the internet to try and look cool. In which case again the phrase is correct but the scenario described is an outright lie.
Alternatively its all of the above; where Lucas is using a term he doesn't understand (because he's retarded) to describe a scenario that didn't happen (because he's delusional) and exaggerating the situation online to make himself look better (because he's a liar).
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Pussy is therapy?
Lucas is not going to get any better, because he's not going to get any.
We've long remarked on Lucas's belief in the redemptive, mysterious power of puss puss: he believes that access to it will change everything about his life, and transform him into an functional adult that people take seriously. But generally, this is a matter of reading between the lines. Rarely in Lucas so explicit: pussy is therapy. Dating is therapy. That's what Lucas needs. Not meds. Not counseling. Puss puss.
www.youtube.com
Here, Lucas is at the peak of his rhetorical powers. He speaks passionately, and unconvincingly, about a variety of topics dear to him for 31 minutes. It is essential viewing for every Wernologist.
Lucas is not going to get any better, because he's not going to get any.
We've long remarked on Lucas's belief in the redemptive, mysterious power of puss puss: he believes that access to it will change everything about his life, and transform him into an functional adult that people take seriously. But generally, this is a matter of reading between the lines. Rarely in Lucas so explicit: pussy is therapy. Dating is therapy. That's what Lucas needs. Not meds. Not counseling. Puss puss.
My favorite is While You Were Busy Getting Everything I Deserve.Okay, @WhiskerBiscuit said the last word on The OutcastOwls; I completely agree. Wow, I hadn't seen that Mormon video, that's really pathetic.
Also, take your time and everything I guess, but it seems like The Owls aren't in any hurry to post their supposed 2-hour interview with Lucas, so I would offer we continue a little trend that some Wernologist suggested, where everyone post their single favorite Lucas content video.
Here's mine... This was a video that Lucas made after he had been turned down for a supposed date, obviously a catfish, it's long form, and what I love about it is how you can see Lucas changing in a single video, with the assistance of alcohol, from smug, overly-confident dreamworld Lucas, being Plenty Good (TM & Co.) and telling women to not "Put up with those boys", to one of the most scary examples of an extreme bipolar shift into.... not just anger, but fury, where by the end of the video Lucas is actually arguing with a phantom, or part of himself, it's hard to tell.
He answers questions that aren't asked in a very odd way: "What are YOU entitled to?" he says, emphasizing "YOU", as if his outburst was preceded by someone asking him what HE was entitled to.
He also addresses a "Melania", seemingly Trump's wife, but the context makes it unclear even for Lucas. There's several bits like this in the video.
The trigger for his fury seems to be after he decides that he doesn't know how to attract women, (Yes, there are moments of almost lucidity in the midst of the braggadocio and rage) and during his wandering brain-diarrhea diatribe, he hits on the idea of wanting to be alone with a woman, not in a group with other men.
After this thought comes out of his mouth, he goes into straight rage mode. At the time, this was the most dramatic example of his bipolar rapid cycling that I had ever seen, and not being familiar with such behavior, it shocked me in its dramatic unhinged-ness.
In any case, it's my favorite.
What about everybody else? Any faves while we're waiting for the interview?
While You Were Busy Getting Everything I Deserve
By doing less, mind you, agephobes, grey beards and the young women who worship at the twin altars of youth entitlement bigotry and money.Conversation Our Ag...
www.youtube.com
Here, Lucas is at the peak of his rhetorical powers. He speaks passionately, and unconvincingly, about a variety of topics dear to him for 31 minutes. It is essential viewing for every Wernologist.
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Lol everytime he talks about beating someone up I instantly get the mental imagine of that video years back of him trying to fight that one dude in Olympia.
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If pussy is therapy does that mean Lucas is finally ready to admit he needs therapy? That's a step in the right direction, but the place to start for that is taking your meds and not trying to get high schoolers to try to find your dislocated dick under all that greasy blubber.
Maxxicus Callahan
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His tough guy talk is hilarious you think I want your cock up my ass like your my dad, pretend to be my father or something lol
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it's the kind of nonsensical "insult" that would you get some someone who both can't think of a witty riposte while at the same time lacking the experience to verbally spar with anyone on any level of "talking tough". for all his physical size, middle schoolers are more threatening.
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He is such an obnoxious hobo in this video. The coward has the comments off so people can't tell him "shut the fuck-up, faggot". He sounds so exceptional.
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The best part is I wouldn't be surprised if thats his idea of a fonzie impression. Cause of course all the zoomer baes just love the fonz. I'd like to see him do second version of that video after being convinced that wearing a fez hat is the new in thing for zoomers. That would really bring it all together and complete his look. Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll pick one up at some salvation army bin. No doubt thinking its the anti flatbill cap
The second best part is even he knows if he actually went up to someone doing exactly what he did in that video he'd get his ass beat
dirtydeanna96
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I disagree. Lucas wants children (daughter-wives) very much.
What better partner for a narcissist than someone who shares their DNA?
I don't think it's just about the sex and molestation, though that's a big part.
It's probably that Lucas can't truly love someone who is unlucas. A relative would be closest.
pphead
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Even if puss puss was the cure, and even if magically pussy somehow did solve all of his problems, it might as well be on the moon because, it will never happen for him. It’s not in the cardsPussy is therapy?
Lucas is not going to get any better, because he's not going to get any.
We've long remarked on Lucas's belief in the redemptive, mysterious power of puss puss: he believes that access to it will change everything about his life, and transform him into an functional adult that people take seriously. But generally, this is a matter of reading between the lines. Rarely in Lucas so explicit: pussy is therapy. Dating is therapy. That's what Lucas needs. Not meds. Not counseling. Puss puss.
My favorite is While You Were Busy Getting Everything I Deserve.
While You Were Busy Getting Everything I Deserve
By doing less, mind you, agephobes, grey beards and the young women who worship at the twin altars of youth entitlement bigotry and money.Conversation Our Ag...
Here, Lucas is at the peak of his rhetorical powers. He speaks passionately, and unconvincingly, about a variety of topics dear to him for 31 minutes. It is essential viewing for every Wernologist.
Maxxicus Callahan
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Holy shit the anti-flatbill crusader fez would be something, man I wish but I’m afraid he’s too unimaginative and boring to ever do something that original to set him apart from the crowd. All he can do is talk shit and blame everybody else for his woes. It’s one of the things that’s funny about Lucas though at the same time is his almost complete lack of originality and lazy caricatures of what he views as popular and trending. Even if he were correct in saying Gen Z is a socialist generation it wouldn’t make a lick of difference, as much as he wants people to think and act in hives that’s not how individuals operate but it’s astounding the leaps and bounds of magical thinking he will go to in order to find the secret code or cheat sheet he thinks exists and is being denied to him.
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I’ve always loved this video for my favorite line “you want your cock up my ass? Are you my dad?”
Swing and miss, tough guy Lucas.