💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WatchtheWorldWern]

Just gonna put the Clockwork Space-Wern here in non-book form. HIS NAME MEANS "LIGHT"!

 

[Cato]

It's not even a story. He basically spends 15 pages writing a wiki of the setting. He literally uses the word "Clockpunk" on the first page.

Yup. Someone needs to teach him the old writing adage; "show, don't tell."

@Johnny Bravo - Perhaps you could gift us with a review of Wern's fiction at some point? Right now as far as I can tell there is just the video of him reading it, so that would probably be a pain in the ass to parse, but I'd love to see you take this on.

 

[a toad]

Lucas now only wants Gen Z; so he's pretty much black, in wernlogic.

 

[Bassomatic]

Very anti bigot to say you're fat have a legal history and no job so you're pretty much black Lucas.

 

[AmpleApricots]

All those poor millenial chicks.. what will they do now. Pretty fucked up.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Very anti bigot to say you're fat have a legal history and no job so you're pretty much black Lucas.

He's not even doing that right. He still needs to be a deadbeat dad to multiple kids. And you can't beat a deadbeat dad without having gotten laid.

 

[Garfieldchu]

Maybe he's getting to the point where his little guy is getting as lazy as him.

Can he even get it up at this point, considering his age, weight, meds?

 

[Rescuetoast]

Can he even get it up at this point, considering his age, weight, meds?

A lot of SSRIs make it difficult to finish. I believe he's actually complained about this in the past. I'm not sure how he thinks having children works, but that's kind of a key part of the process.

 

[Rupin]

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Lucas now only wants Gen Z; so he's pretty much black, in wernlogic.

He has achieved Ultra Pedostinct.

 

[Garfieldchu]

A lot of SSRIs make it difficult to finish. I believe he's actually complained about this in the past. I'm not sure how he thinks having children works, but that's kind of a key part of the process.

Imagining what happens if Lucas finally finds his generation z heartsweet and then can't get it up or off for her.

 

[Bassomatic]

Imagining what happens if Lucas finally finds his generation z heartsweet and then can't get it up or off for her.

I know you are joking, somewhat. But this is what's scary, he may have stopped taking them due to how he thought he had a GF and needed to jump on team creampie to make the trans human or what ever he calls his long telmores spawn.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Imagining what happens if Lucas finally finds his generation z heartsweet and then can't get it up or off for her.

Or imagine if he does. With all those long telomeres in the mix, it's probably like a can of Silly String going off.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

I'd love to see this 12 acres of land. I've see 50 acres run for no more that $250k. I swear his father told him that story to make his kids feel special.

There is land that goes for that in the Spokane area. Lake Coeur D'Alene. But, yeah it's probably not that or he would have said it. "My daddy has 12 acres lakefront on Rockford Bay" or w/e. People from the area would perk up at that.

As mentioned it's probably just 12 acres of steep rock and mixed timber in Montesano. Ain't worth shit.

 

[IrishAsylum]

hmm. an entire day without posting. when was the last time that happened? besides when he was committed i mean.

 

[Trainwreck]

hmm. an entire day without posting. when was the last time that happened? besides when he was committed i mean.

He was probably too consumed with his enormous telemeres.

He just posted a few minutes ago....the same ole' shit.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I remember he posted something about having lots of appointments today.
But yeah, as @Trainwreck said, same ole' shit.

 

[NiggoPls]

I remember he posted something about having lots of appointments today.
But yeah, as @Trainwreck said, same ole' shit.

Another common trait among cows seems to be that what normal people consider preference is some kind of discrimination to them, usually based on their own insecurities.

 

[Cake Farts]

I remember he posted something about having lots of appointments today.
But yeah, as @Trainwreck said, same ole' shit.

But if there’s no such thing as choice, that means that the universe has pretty much condemned you from reproducing.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

And here is your daily Wernlinary delight:

Edit: more treats

 

[AmpleApricots]

The funny thing is his age doesn't even matter all that much. It's the tire-fire that's the rest of him that makes it all impossible.