Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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I'm cooking it for an hour.
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Can we get that on a gravestone please?

It seems that Lucas doesn't understand that just shoving the chicken in an oven for an hour will not kill all of the bacteria, nor will it cook it through if he's using a low temperature. The same applies to the vegetables, which will either come out undercooked or burnt to a crisp.
 
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Cato said:
I listened to the first five minutes and he's still just rattling out various details about the setting and lore seemingly at complete random. Does his book even have a story or characters?
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His grasp of what "clockwork" means is impressive. It seems like he thinks thay the gears generate electricity or something. He just mentioned clockwork Maglev trains.
 
WatchtheWorldWern said:
His grasp of what "clockwork" means is impressive. It seems like he thinks thay the gears generate electricity or something. He just mentioned clockwork Maglev trains.
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I'm even willing to grant him a lot of leeway there because, in fairness, it's a fantasy book so he can get away with bad science if there's at least consistent internal logic and nothing is so pants on head retarded as to prevent suspension of disbelief in the context of the fictional universe it's set in.

What I'm not willing to be so forgiving about is writing 50 pages of meandering details of the labour laws of his fictional universe before any characters or events have even been introduced.

Lucas my man, I know you read this thread since you keep linking to it. This is what a very basic plot structure is supposed to look like:

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Whereas Wound goes like this:

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And even then, opening exposition is not just supposed to introduce the setting (congratulations, that's one thing you actually did), but also introduce the character(s) and establish their motivations and goals, as well as establish some sort of conflict and the stakes involved in said conflict(s). So really, my diagram is actually being generous.
 
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Bassomatic said:
Sic Semper Salomnella!
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RWS Watcher said:
If the long-telomeres Übermensch wants to get Salmonella poisoning, let him. He's got a figurative iron gut or something if he hasn't made himself sick from his own cooking.
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To be fair to Lucas (I know...), the chicken doesn't 100% have salmonella or other bacterium. It could be safe to eat it raw.
 
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Lolcows are pretty darn impressive in their skills to survive what kills normal people, look at Jack, Chris, the list goes on.
Rescuetoast said:
Well, he's threatening suicide if he doesn't find an 18 year old in a year.
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I wouldn't put one ounce of faith into this, suicide baiting is prime lolcow and incel bull shit. They all have way to big egos, remember Lucas thinks it's worth being poor to deny the world his book because no one gave him a g/f. He also thinks he's gonna get a PhD for free, and really it's just for the reason of getting girls, he already knows the stuff. He thinks he's better than anyone because he thinks what he does, the list of his ego goes on and on.

Suicide baiting is bull shit to start but the people who do it, tend to be comically egotistical, and really if anything it's more proof so. The world will lose ME ME ME!!

It doesn't even make sense aside it's edgy and thinks he can bully people. If people are so bigoted they don't care about him enough to date why would they much mind his life ending?

Think about it, if most any random stranger said, hey can we have coffee I'm really depressed, sure sit down for a few rap and move on. Most people have enough empathy. Now if the person is gross/scary/weird etc you'd probably find a way to be busy. Lucas is clearly in the second group, if someone won't hang with you just to cheer you up, they sure as hell won't do something more like, have a family so you don't off yourself.

XxxwernxxX said:
To be fair to Lucas (I know...), the chicken doesn't 100% have salmonella or other bacterium. It could be safe to eat it raw.
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Coming from a man who doesn't do his dishes, it's still exposed to a lot of risk and better safe than sorry if you don't know what you are doing. This is akin to letting Stevie Wonder prep your blow fish, you might not die but wouldn't you rather someone who's equipped to do the job?
 
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Bassomatic said:
We do have them, and WA state is one of the better equipped/funded states in regards to that stuff, there are 2 main reasons I see this not happening, Lucas legally can refuse their help depending on the conditions of his release, I see this most likely as his ego is the size of the moon (or his pot belly). Or he's not worth a fight to them. Having to try to commit someone against their will over an upset tummy is gonna be how it looks via the paper work. Possible 3rd, he's under some care in where he stays and this part isn't monitored.

Lucas walks a very fine line here in our healthcare system, where we can't just keep him and has some rights on the outside, it's his personality that keeps him in a cycle of crossing that line where he's viewed as enough a danger they drag him back to the 'bin. I'm guessing making gross food isn't worth the time to them.
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based on his noodle lunch with wern video, im pretty sure he lives in one of those residential treatment facilities. the carpet is a dead giveaway. ive only seen carpet like that in commercial places & halfway house type deals or cheap motels. places where theres a high turnover rate of residents
 
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Bassomatic said:
Suicide baiting is bull shit to start but the people who do it, tend to be comically egotistical, and really if anything it's more proof so. The world will lose ME ME ME!!
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Oh, totally. I'm not concerned about him in the least, but it is a great way to get himself re-institutionalized pretty quickly.
 
Rescuetoast said:
Well, he's threatening suicide if he doesn't find an 18 year old in a year.
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You're taking it as him saying within the year because he's always whining about having no gf for 6 years.

But in one of the replies someone has guaranteed that he'll get some pussy within a year and Lucas says "You have 7." So I think the starting point of his bait is now, not when he last got laid.

He has locked down his account to friends only in the last week. I used to be able to see his posts and the replies, but he's locked it down so all I can see now is profile photo updates.
 
AmpleApricots said:
Where I live there are group homes where people with mental illnesses live mostly alone or in a roommate situation depending on how able they are.
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Bassomatic said:
Possible 3rd, he's under some care in where he stays and this part isn't monitored.
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Fiveseven15 said:
im pretty sure he lives in one of those residential treatment facilities.
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Lucas lives in the Phoenix House. Per their website:

The Phoenix Transitional Housing Program provides low-cost housing for adults working towards mental health recovery (adults with children allowed). The program offers housing for up to six months, giving individuals ample time to look for permanent housing.

Residents of the Phoenix adhere to a program that is a service agreement, not a lease. Spokane County owns and sponsors the Phoenix and Pioneer Human Services manages the program.

The Phoenix is a weapons and drug-free facility, and marijuana is not allowed.

Residents have case managers and weekly check-ins and room inspections. He has previously complained about not being allowed to have overnight guests there, because this inhibits his ability to get laid (:optimistic:).
 
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Cato said:
Residents have case managers and weekly check-ins and room inspections. He has previously complained about not being allowed to have overnight guests there, because this inhibits his ability to get laid (:optimistic:).
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Just looking at the website I don't even think they'd have that rule in place.

Looking at the Suitability Criteria pdf one of the rules is:

"Participant and any roommates must agree to abide by the Service Agreement rules."

Now Lucas might have been told by his case workers that he's not allowed to have overnight guests, but I don't believe that is a policy that can possibly work and if Lucas did by some miracle get lucky he'd just ignore the rule anyway.
 
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