Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

mothman96 said:
The clam chowder in the can is already cooked.
Its supposed to be cooked as part of the canning process. In theory it should be generally safe to eat as long as it isn't overly expired. In practice the methods they use to can things isn't always 100% effective, which is why canned foods frequently have warnings on them to reheat before eating. Its the manufacturer covering their ass in case somebody gets sick

That said, with seafood I wouldn't chance it. If anything is going to have a QA slip in manufacturing and make you sick its going to be canned seafood. Shellfish especially is notorious for difficulty in preservation. I've seen horrible seafood poisoning happen from both canned seafood chowder and canned oysters. If lucas ends up getting an off can of clam chowder he'll spend the better part of a week wishing he was dead
 
Its supposed to be cooked as part of the canning process. In theory it should be generally safe to eat as long as it isn't overly expired. In practice the methods they use to can things isn't always 100% effective, which is why canned foods frequently have warnings on them to reheat before eating. Its the manufacturer covering their ass in case somebody gets sick

That said, with seafood I wouldn't chance it. If anything is going to have a QA slip in manufacturing and make you sick its going to be canned seafood. Shellfish especially is notorious for difficulty in preservation. I've seen horrible seafood poisoning happen from both canned seafood chowder and canned oysters. If lucas ends up getting an off can of clam chowder he'll spend the better part of a week wishing he was dead
I think it is technically precooked, and you're warming it up, but for me, the issue wouldn't be about food safety primarily; it would be that canned clam chowder makes me feel kind of queasy even under the best of circumstances, (and I admit that a large part of this is my own subjective food preferences) but the idea of drinking cool-to-lukewarm soup out of a can in the middle of a hot summer day, just sounds like a recipe for urping.

As was suggested above, if you managed to keep it down, all that greasy liquid would make the exit tunnel from The Wern Expressway well and truly lubricated for fast travel.

Oh, and then add raw, fibrous zucchini, barely chewed. All I can say is I'm glad that the Batman Pantaloonies didn't have to live through this.
 
I’m guessing Lucas hasn’t posted at all today because he’s extraordinarily sick from all the garbage he stuffed down his gullet last night.
You can bet that if he is he will report at once to the hospital. Because Lucas is entitled and gets free medical care since he is exceptional. For working people who pay for insurance, they would wonder if it is worth the hospital bill to go. But Lucas gets free medical care, cause dammit, he deserves it, for being so plenty good.
 
Oh I actually kinda feel bad for Lucas (for 0.5 seconds) Mallon Place should only take 30% of one's tuggy but instead take 100% because they are paying for meals, laundry services and rides.
Of course I've already went over the issue of the werner being restricted to calories that are probably normal.
I've been to a lot of rehabilitation, tard houses and nursing homes and butthole homie here definitely got the short prickly end of the shit covered stick.
They take 100% of your income to make sure you can't leave then if you do well "you never filled out the paperwork " so you don't get your money back until they find someone with higher income to take your bed and you are kicked out even though you've been away for months.

Sadly it's not illegal to do any of that even if he's not there as they have an obligation incase he comes back.

Anyway the cold clam chowder, little wiener werner probably thinks that canned food safe but something called botulism which loves seafood and canned vegetables would beg to differ. It's very unlikely that our buddy gets botulism but not entirely out of the question (fewer than 100 cases in the US per year and Lucas has a better shot getting botulism then a zoomer bae)

Our buddy is actually dancing with a different devil cholera, him eating with his hands, probably never washing his hands and living in spokane (which apparently has a few cases a year higher than most of the us). he's also very likely to get a parasite eating anything like zucchini from a garden raw and unwashed and from the bathroom facilities he uses fungal infections would be amazingly common for him and his MRSA ridden ass.

the death bell chimes for Lucas but he thinks it's the ice cream truck.
 
I don't know anyone who agrees to a shitty living situation like that. Subsidized housing or Section 8 Voucher Housing bases your living expenses on 30% of your income. I can't see a payee even agreeing to this, but I guess that's what happens when all options are burned. If Lucas isn't getting any state aid from Washington like some suggest, then he has less than $50/month. How do you live like that? What happens if anything comes up?

What could possibly come up? He's got no bills, no debt, if its trouble with the law they can't garnish, he doesn't owe taxes or own property. Medical care is on Uncle Sam's dime, and he's getting clothing and food.

I think the difference between Section 8 and this place is that Mallon has wranglers. If he skips his meds or acts out, someone will notice. The wranglers typically let tards be tards because there's usually a few particularly involved residents that take up most of their time. I don't know if he agreed to live here willingly or if it's part of his latest legal and medical sagas.
 
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I would imagine there are community gardens he could have yoinked it from.
Do we have a theft history with Werner the wiener? I doubt he'd waste his small amount of money on anything that isn't pure junk
Maybe someone donated it to his tard hotel. I always seem to have a neighbor who grows these fucking things for who knows what reason, and at least once a year they sneak around leaving them on people's porches before dawn because nobody wants them.
She doesn't look for a connection between Lucas's behavior, and the way people treat him, because she's his mother and he's 6. That, and some things are just too discouraging to dwell on.
It's what she doesn't say that is most telling. I gather that even before his schizophrenia (or whatever it is) really took hold, he already had a schizoid, avoidant personality type. While this is sad, there are plenty of people as mentally fucked up as Lucas is who aren't utter assholes on top of it. For instance, Terry Davis. Of course, Terry also had his mental safe space in computers and programming, and it was interesting how he could be off on a floridly psychotic rant and the subject turned to programming and he was suddenly completely lucid. Lucas doesn't really have such a safe space unless gluttony can be considered one.

Of course, not everyone can be of the Beautiful Mind type of schizo (and that movie to some extent whitewashed Nash's less wholesome behaviors), but Lucas doesn't even really try. He hasn't given up so much as he never even started.
 
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Its supposed to be cooked as part of the canning process. In theory it should be generally safe to eat as long as it isn't overly expired. In practice the methods they use to can things isn't always 100% effective, which is why canned foods frequently have warnings on them to reheat before eating. Its the manufacturer covering their ass in case somebody gets sick

That said, with seafood I wouldn't chance it. If anything is going to have a QA slip in manufacturing and make you sick its going to be canned seafood. Shellfish especially is notorious for difficulty in preservation. I've seen horrible seafood poisoning happen from both canned seafood chowder and canned oysters. If lucas ends up getting an off can of clam chowder he'll spend the better part of a week wishing he was dead
Yeah, I know this is illogical because like you said, theoretically uncooked clam chowder from a can should be fine because of being cooked/canned previously, but that just screams botulism to me lol. Like I said, I know not a logical thought, but yuck. Not to mention how disgusting cold clam chowder, especially from a damn CAN, would taste.

wenttobermuda said:
She doesn't look for a connection between Lucas's behavior, and the way people treat him, because she's his mother and he's 6. That, and some things are just too discouraging to dwell on.
It's what she doesn't say that is most telling. I gather that even before his schizophrenia (or whatever it is) really took hold, he already had a schizoid, avoidant personality type. While this is sad, there are plenty of people as mentally fucked up as Lucas is who aren't utter assholes on top of it. For instance, Terry Davis. Of course, Terry also had his mental safe space in computers and programming, and it was interesting how he could be off on a floridly psychotic rant and the subject turned to programming and he was suddenly completely lucid. Lucas doesn't really have such a safe space unless gluttony can be considered one.

Of course, not everyone can be of the Beautiful Mind type of schizo (and that movie to some extent whitewashed Nash's less wholesome behaviors), but Lucas doesn't even really try. He hasn't given up so much as he never even started.


Yep... That. "Plenty of people are as fucked up without also being assholes". That is correct. If Lucas was just mentally ill, it would be a sad thing. But he is a deranged lunatic who is also a HORRIBLE person. There's no coming back from any of that, and I'm sure his mere existence saddens all 4 of his parents (though it does appear that his dad has washed his hands of Pukey Lukey more than Myrna and Larry have).
 
Sadly it's not illegal to do any of that even if he's not there as they have an obligation incase he comes back.
It depends how you do it. Somewhere this dodgy is probably doing some illegal shit like fraud too. It's just not the sort of thing that gets looked into by the criminal authorities, or involves enough money to attract ambulance chasers unless it's some particularly large facility, a la that assisted living facility Saul Goodman was suing in Better Call Saul.

Unfortunately, abusing the elderly and mentally ill is a huge part of the practice of these operations. To some extent, this is Lucas's own fault, because if he hadn't pissed off every other possible place he could go, he wouldn't be stuck with this as the only place willing to put up with his assholery.
 
Wonder if Mallon Place prorated the charge for the month of August. Assuming he moved in the day he posted the video- I'm no longer homeless (Aug 25) -- that is 6 days for August. Dividing $744 by 30 gives $24.80 as a daily rate. So was he charged $148.80 for the 6 days in Aug. Money from his July and August SSI could have covered the 148.80. If so he can still hold onto the $1400 he has in savings. Even if he had to use $148.80 from his savings for August his monthy SSI would cover each month forward still leaving him with about $1250.

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If he had to pay the full amt for August and used $744 from his savings that would still leave him with $656. Sept forward is covered by his monthy SSI. Since he did spend a lot of time in the loony bin it possible he still has spending money from his July, Aug SSI.
 
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It depends how you do it. Somewhere this dodgy is probably doing some illegal shit like fraud too. It's just not the sort of thing that gets looked into by the criminal authorities, or involves enough money to attract ambulance chasers unless it's some particularly large facility, a la that assisted living facility Saul Goodman was suing in Better Call Saul.

Unfortunately, abusing the elderly and mentally ill is a huge part of the practice of these operations. To some extent, this is Lucas's own fault, because if he hadn't pissed off every other possible place he could go, he wouldn't be stuck with this as the only place willing to put up with his assholery.
On that note I wonder how long its going to be before lucas manages to even fuck up this last bottom of the barrel last chance shithole of a living facility before permanently ending up on the street situation. Its inevitable with him, its the scorpion and the frog thing, even when he knows he can't risk fucking it up he does. He'll either piss people off to the point he just can't stay there anymore or he'll decide he doesn't like the side effects of the meds cause of the shaking and all that stuff he said about being afraid of getting parkinsons when he gets older and refuse medication, at which point a breakdown is inevitable. He can't not be around people without getting mental and self destructive, yet being around them has the same end result, it just takes different methods to get there

Lucas Werner’s next hospital visit will be a delight for all the people in the emergency waiting room
The funny thing is I can legitimately see lucas being stupid enough to eat something like that and make himself sick. He's stupid enough and doesn't think about what hes eating, he just stuffs it in his mouth. If he did that and got sick they'd need soviet liquidators to clean the bathroom after the horrifying night he would inevitably be spending in there

and on a horrifying note, I wonder if lucas will ever get it in his head to start a muckbang channel or start doing those kinds of videos. I mean I can absolutely see him being the type to buy a big fatty slab of otoro off the internet and then record himself tearing into it with his teeth like a starving dog. Enough people do that on youtube already and get paid for it. I mean hell there is this andy eats guy who literally just films minute long videos of eating normal things he has never had before, which oddly included really basic stuff like coffee, oranges and stuff you'd think everybody has had at some point. I'm surprised lucas hasn't jumped on that bandwagon and gone full chef wern. I mean that guy makes decent youtube money doing it and is an obese pedo looking fucker like lucas

Oh and speaking of botulism, just a heads up to anyone who might be interested in infused oils. If you ever wanted to try making your own, don't do it with garlic, especially garlic you grew yourself. Most people that end up with botulism these days either get it from damaged cans or from being idiots who don't know how dangerous adding improperly sterilized garlic to oil is. That creates an anaerobic environment that allows for the perfect breeding ground for botulism. tldr, the soil contains all kinds of dangerous shit and if anything from that soil is still on the garlic when its put in the oil and left for any length of time thats when you can have serious problems

True story - back in the mid 90s a friend of mine lived right across the street from one of the local elementary schools, in a big apartment complex. Every time i'd go over there we'd end up seeing this pissed off looking guy who must have been in his mid 50s or early 60s who everyone realized pretty fast absolutely despised kids. Largely because he had incidents of kids coming over to the complex to visit friends during lunch breaks and such and they kept fucking up his garden and taking shit off his porch. So what did he do? Made his very own homemade botulism oil using the very method I mentioned and got caught after school hours by a gym teacher who was working late, skulking around the playground spraying said oil on handrails, swings, monkey bars, etc.. apparently figuring that the kids would get it on their hands when they were playing and kids being kids likely end up getting it in their mouths one way or another and would all get sick. Luckily he got caught doing it, something the school was very hush hush about with the local media and parents for obvious reasons. Shows how fucked in the head people can be
 
In response to @WonderWino , (BTW, how come some posts are missing a reply button? I just noticed this today, and it's not ALL posts. Am I spacing, or did something change?) who said:

"and on a horrifying note, I wonder if lucas will ever get it in his head to start a muckbang channel or start doing those kinds of videos. I mean I can absolutely see him being the type to buy a big fatty slab of otoro off the internet and then record himself tearing into it with his teeth like a starving dog..."

I got to say, he'd be a great fit for a disgusting, Nikocado Avocado-style mukbang channel. This is an idea I could actually see him taking, and running with, since we all know food is one of his most resolute, long running, and deep-seated interests.

Who knows?
 
In response to @WonderWino , (BTW, how come some posts are missing a reply button? I just noticed this today, and it's not ALL posts. Am I spacing, or did something change?)
Ok I’m glad it’s not just me who’s seeing that. Probably it’s due to the ongoing site issues caused by that faggot offing itself.
 
The usual drivel about Christians except he claims they aren't understanding the background chatter from their god properly

this from the same guy who just posted begging for $50 to make someone laugh.

I used to think it was just a figment of his utter ruminating insanity that he thinks that people give two shits about his atheism it was a persecution complex. But that background chatter and voices in the wind stuff is just so typical of him having full on auditory hallucinations. How sad that his own voices hate him.

and please add mosaic center to his banned list. I guess he won’t be making them some nonsensical Noah’s Ark game from nasty paper drawn tableaus and dried cum sculpture.

such a shame.
 
The usual drivel about Christians except he claims they aren't understanding the background chatter from their god properly
I stopped when he said his behavior is better than ours. I don’t want to speak for the group here, but I’m going to assume none of us has been evicted over a half-dozen times because of acting psychotic.
 
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