Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

this from the same guy who just posted begging for $50 to make someone laugh.

I used to think it was just a figment of his utter ruminating insanity that he thinks that people give two shits about his atheism it was a persecution complex. But that background chatter and voices in the wind stuff is just so typical of him having full on auditory hallucinations. How sad that his own voices hate him.

and please add mosaic center to his banned list. I guess he won’t be making them some nonsensical Noah’s Ark game from nasty paper drawn tableaus and dried cum sculpture.

such a shame.

Mosiac center is the place where he could get 2nd and 3rd servings of food. Wonder what got him banned. It is also right next door to Pioneer Pathway House.

ETA:
I think a member here suggested that the reason he was making a game for Mosiac was to make pts with someone at the center. Could be he was creeping on a girl and got booted.
ETA2.
Also, he could have seen a couple of Gen Z girls talking to a guy, pissed him off and he said something that got him booted.

 

[HaloHero65]

didn’t pay on 9/1 and evicted!

I don't think he has a choice to pay. The money is probably automatically taken from his account and he never sees it

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

What would make me interested in you?

Just a wild guess, she probably has a vagina.

 

[TurdFondler]

I really want to know who the "they" were that made him stop going. Was it mosaic centre staff? Was it the tard wranglers who realized it was a trigger?

 

[mothman96]

I really want to know who the "they" were that made him stop going. Was it mosaic centre staff? Was it the tard wranglers who realized it was a trigger?

I'd say the they-- were the mosaic center staff. The other places where he got/gets free meals are also church associated.

 

[HaloHero65]

This is my first time hearing of the Mosaic center, so I went autistic and found it on Google maps. It's a good distance from mallon place but have an almost direct public transport line, several restaurants and even a zoomer hunting ground (Lewis and Clark HS) directly across the street.
Seems like the perfect werner hangout.

My head cannon for what probably transpired is that many students will go to churches Close by after school and help with church run daycare, homeless feeding programs etc and I would greatly suspect Lucas liked hanging around because of the zoomie baes there at homeless feeding time.
He probably made people uncomfortable and when someone with authority asked him to cool it a bit he had a sprege and was asked to leave.
Alarmingly the darker thought is he hung around the high-school around final bell and followed people to the mosaic center and eventually was told to bugger off.

If there is any type of information on this place and Lucas banishment in the 1600 or so pages I've missed it. If one of the wern watchers @kilckat or @WonderWino could assist us in some information that would be greatly appreciated for us newbies.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I don't know exactly where in the thread, but I think Lucas mentioned the Mosaic Center recently, when he was talking about supposedly making a Noah's Ark game for the place? I imagine they don't want or need a Lucas board game...he pushed this gift on them, which of course will never get made.

Clearly, the promise of the Noah's ark game (I believe it was called Cubit) was before he got banned... Assuming it is an actual ban and not some of the usual bad blood that Lucas generates every time he interacts with any authority figures.

 

[WonderWino]

The usual drivel about Christians except he claims they aren't understanding the background chatter from their god properly

He literally admits to hearing voices as 'background chatter' here and doesn't even realize it

and lol at the idea of lucas thinking he 'probably behaves better than you do' considering he's the one who rants like a loon until he gets thrown in psych wards, has a police record, has done jail time and is a legally recognized domestic abuser

and gee, its totally a complete and utter surprise that he thinks that the age gap hookup area is post street....that just happens to have churchills, atilanos and taco bell so close by. no projection that they're all his haunts. even though its a delusion, it seems lucas's own delusions are trolling him by essentially making him seem an even bigger idiot if they were real for not knowing about it sooner considering how much time he spends around those places

 

[TurdFondler]

In the video where he's saying he's sleeping outside because he likes it, shortly before his second stay at the nut hut, he mentioned talking to a girl or woman. He brought up that he made board games and she said he should make one for the Mosaic center, and that her favorite story was David and Goliath. He had difficulty finding that one, somehow, and so the lady said "just do Noah's Ark instead"

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I guess one positive is that Lucas must be walking the 3-4 miles back and forth to his beloved downtown Post St. location every day to do his hoboing.

 

[mothman96]

@HaloHero65
The tall building with the painting on the side is Pioneer Pathway House (222 S. Howard st.) where Lucas lived for a year and a half. He got kicked out Feb 2021. The short tan building to the left is Mosaic Fellowship aka Mosiac center. That's the side facing Howard st. The Front entrance to Mosaic faces 3rd Ave. Lucas was already familiar with Mosiac center and the surrounding area.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Greedily Eating Single Serving Nachos

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A lot of big talk from fat boy. A lot of criticism of Walter and Klick, and someone made Lucas very upset about being called greedy. Lot of insanity that makes no sense, while stuffing his fathead. Basically, the Lucas sampler platter.

For the last time:. Nobody wants your gas station nachos; if you ever get a roof over your head for any extended period of time, nobody ever wants to stay with you; no women want to date you; noone wants to be your friend; that's it.

You can stop rejecting people, because no one wants anything from you, Lucas.

PS: I LOOOOOVE how Lucas chews like a very old man who took his dentures out, with his lips and cheeks flopping up and down in exaggerated fashion....so hilarious.

Edit:. Serious question: did anyone interact with Lucas and tell him he was greedy for eating these nachos? The video is structured as if it's a response to Klick, or someone, telling him he's greedy for eating nachos. Am I correcting assuming he's responding to the voices in his head? As in, Lucas actually feels guilty about eating the nachos, and he's externalizing it? I mean, no one told him he was greedy for having the nachos, right?

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Greedily Eating Single Serving Nachos

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A lot of big talk from fat boy. A lot of criticism of Walter and Klick, and someone made Lucas very upset about being called greedy. Lot of insanity that makes no sense, while stuffing his fathead. Basically, the Lucas sampler platter.

He sure seems to have a lot of insight into people he never talks to and just sees walking on the sidewalk.

And I really find it fascinating how important it is for him to be seen eating. I know he said that he thinks it entices the baes somehow, which is nonsense, but I wonder if there's more to it than that.

 

[IceQueen]

Greedily Eating Single Serving Nachos

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A lot of big talk from fat boy. A lot of criticism of Walter and Klick, and someone made Lucas very upset about being called greedy. Lot of insanity that makes no sense, while stuffing his fathead. Basically, the Lucas sampler platter.

I emailed him from my email that’s tied to this account tonight and I love that he mentioned “ice queens” in this rant

Edit: I emailed him to tell him that 1) most people do not hear voices on the wind or “background voices”, and 2) how to pronounce “charcuterie” because his pronunciation was driving me crazy. I’m sure he’ll keep saying it that way but at least now he KNOWS it’s wrong. He told me: “by your own admission you’re an evil person” … He got that from my nom de plume being “Ice Queen” lmao. It’s really just Ice Queen because I live somewhere cold (not Canada, PukeAss), but like, go off my guy.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I wonder when Lucas is going to share his resume for his job applications I’d like to see that.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I emailed him from my email that’s tied to this account tonight and I love that he mentioned “ice queens” in this rant

Edit: I emailed him to tell him that 1) most people do not hear voices on the wind or “background voices”, and 2) how to pronounce “charcuterie” because his pronunciation was driving me crazy. I’m sure he’ll keep saying it that way but at least now he KNOWS it’s wrong. He told me: “by your own admission you’re an evil person” … He got that from my nom de plume being “Ice Queen” lmao. It’s really just Ice Queen because I live somewhere cold (not Canada, PukeAss), but like, go off my guy.

This is the wrong place to brag about poking the cow. Not sure what the right place is, but this ain’t it. Ffs.

He sure seems to have a lot of insight into people he never talks to and just sees walking on the sidewalk.

And I really find it fascinating how important it is for him to be seen eating. I know he said that he thinks it entices the baes somehow, which is nonsense, but I wonder if there's more to it than that.

I’m starting to wonder if Lucas actually does have a literal monkey’s brain instead of a human one. Fertile young mates! Silverback male! Have own territory in elk kingdom, Lucas good mate! Have food in mouth, Lucas good provider! Have magic sperm, Lucas good father! Jump up and down and screech in public! Ook ook ook!

 

[WonderWino]

I’m starting to wonder if Lucas actually does have a literal monkey’s brain instead of a human one. Fertile young mates! Silverback male! Have own territory in elk kingdom, Lucas good mate! Have food in mouth, Lucas good provider! Have magic sperm, Lucas good father! Jump up and down and screech in public! Ook ook ook!

On that note, someone should really make a mod to this game that changes the end game to working your way up to evolving from a monkey into lucas....from swinging in the trees and hiding from large predators with a baby monkey on your back.....to skulking through the streets hiding from alpha chads and carrying around a kids backpack on your back

 

[IceQueen]

Discount Ashton Kutcher on TikTok

“I can’t keep playing games” 🤡 #cringey #pickmeboy #delusionalbaka #foryou

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LMAO this is Lucas to a tee hahaha

Also it wouldn’t let me reply to AbraCadaver but I’m not “bragging about poking the cow”. I mentioned that I “poked” him because he mentioned it in one of his videos. People on here poke the cow all the time, if it isn’t some crazy excessive shit like the person who sent him to California, no one cares. It was relevant so I mentioned it, don’t get your panties in a bunch.

 

[Neko GF]

Spoiler: What About You Would Impress Me?

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[Vi0l3t]

Have you all noticed that Lucas has been changing clothes more frequently? He must have gotten access to a clothing donation bin. And now that he has a room he can store clothing. He would normally wear the same thing for weeks, if not months at a time.

I saw this, hes probably getting his laundry done by a poor worker.