Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Twrx]

He ate the entire tube of cookie dough.

Then said, "This is how bodybuilders do things, they have binge days...like The Hodge Twins..." in earnest.

His breathing during the bits of stream I caught sounded as if his blood had turned into the cookie dough.

It's mind blowing that he knows who they are. That's way out of his wheelhouse.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas was breathing hard the entire stream while laying down. He's such an unhealthy fat bum.

Also, don't bother watching these streams. He's just poorly e-begging. And if you give him any money, you're a bigger lolcow than Lucas.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Lucas fooling everyone

 

[JimBallzzz]

wern egg

 

[IceQueen]

The morons who bailed him out when he got catfished to LA are responsible for this.

Eh, the morons who bailed him out of LA didn’t HELP with this, for sure, but it’s not solely on them. Lucas has been being bailed out for his entire. fucking. life. It started with his parents and has never stopped, maybe because the universe knows what valuable entertainment he provides to so many, who knows, but PukeAss getting help he most certainly doesn’t deserve has been going on long, long before last year.

 

[Internet Bamboon Research]

KingDaddyTelomerase is a name that will draw the Gen Z's in fo shizzle.

 

[mothman96]

Eh, the morons who bailed him out of LA didn’t HELP with this, for sure, but it’s not solely on them. Lucas has been being bailed out for his entire. fucking. life. It started with his parents and has never stopped, maybe because the universe knows what valuable entertainment he provides to so many, who knows, but PukeAss getting help he most certainly doesn’t deserve has been going on long, long before last year.

The morons who bailed him out of LA cemented in his scrambled egg brain that begging brought him benefits.
Also getting buckets of chicken etc for doing podcasts, getting $50 for his stupid videos etc. all that has contributed to giving him a big head thinking his insanity is worth money.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Why Lucas doesn’t just start doing mukbang videos is beyond me. He is clearly ballooning back up in size. He is disgustingly scarfing down an entire tube of cookie dough in a sitting anyway.

If he wanted to monetize (which isn’t gonna happen) this would be a sure route to do it. He would even gain an audience share that knows nothing about his telomeres bullshit too.

Then after he gets up to 500-600 lbs he would be truly worthy of being in a nursing home.

 

[Wernology]

Why Lucas doesn’t just start doing mukbang videos is beyond me. He is clearly ballooning back up in size. He is disgustingly scarfing down an entire tube of cookie dough in a sitting anyway.

If he wanted to monetize (which isn’t gonna happen) this would be a sure route to do it. He would even gain an audience share that knows nothing about his telomeres bullshit too.

Then after he gets up to 500-600 lbs he would be truly worthy of being in a nursing home.

He told me in email it's because they're "unbelievably unhealthy."

 

[mothman96]

Why Lucas doesn’t just start doing mukbang videos is beyond me. He is clearly ballooning back up in size. He is disgustingly scarfing down an entire tube of cookie dough in a sitting anyway.

If he wanted to monetize (which isn’t gonna happen) this would be a sure route to do it. He would even gain an audience share that knows nothing about his telomeres bullshit too.

Then after he gets up to 500-600 lbs he would be truly worthy of being in a nursing home.

In his "Chitlin Wilin Wern" stream he said at meal times he stays around to get 2nd servings. In the stream where he ate the entire tube of cookie dough his phone alarm went off at around 8 pm. He said snack time but he wasn't interest since he'd just finished off the cookie dough. So he's getting 2nd servings and also an evening snack. Now add the stuff he buys on his own like pizza, chips, cookie dough etc. Like you said he's ballooning back up.

 

[TurdFondler]

Imagine setting an alarm for your evening snack. I can picture Lucas barging into the dining room at 7:59 like George in this Seinfeld bit:

George and the Fire | Seinfeld S05E20

m.youtube.com

 

[Poop Shoot]

He told me in email it's because they're "unbelievably unhealthy."

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Says the man who had multiple fucking dinners back to back starting at 10am.

I know I shouldn’t be irritated at his reasoning by now because he’s plenty fucked in the head - but he still manages sometimes.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Rate me autistic but this is the Werner Clan’s ancient Germanic chieftain demanding food as tribute from “fans” for his insult comedy or else he will eat a zoomer bae from the village. The Wern demands his two servings of breakfast, lunch and dinner along with his midnight porter steak and tub of cookie dough to satiate his appetites.

 

[Da Dude123]

It was very noticeable in these latest videos how fat Lolcow Lucas Werner is getting. But he will keep eating and mooing about how needs a hot healthy Gen Z woman due to stronger baby DNA as he eats a whole roll of cookie dough in one sitting.

 

[Trainwreck]

I feel like he's drunk in the Diabetic Fear Centers video or heavily medicated? Nevertheless, the heaving breathing, burping and sound emanating from that from that fat faggot is so foul. HIs stretched out shirt with a stain on it showing his shoulder is a real turn on for all those ladies at Bistango!

If anyone wondered, there are 2,093 calories in a tube of cookie dough.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

He is turning into "Fat Bastard" from Austin Powers, but with less personality.

Eat our brand of Cookie Dough - it'll take your breath away (for ever).

This fat pig wanted a woman with perfect health, perfect empathy and perfect intelligence..

 

[Da Dude123]

I feel like he's drunk in the Diabetic Fear Centers video or heavily medicated? Nevertheless, the heaving breathing, burping and sound emanating from that from that fat faggot is so foul. HIs stretched out shirt with a stain on it showing his shoulder is a real turn on for all those ladies at Bistango!

If anyone wondered, there are 2,093 calories in a tube of cookie dough.

And after eating a full tube of cookie dough, he was excited about the prospect of eating a whole 12 ounce steak.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Fat Bastard is live!

 

[WonderWino]

Yeah well Lucas has talked about becoming a bodybuilder, so he pretty much is a bodybuilder in his mind.

That's how his mind works. He doesn't have to put work into ANYTHING. He can just decide what he his.

Lucas's idea of being a bodybuilder:

He told me in email it's because they're "unbelievably unhealthy."

'the idea of overeating is unhealthy!' says the guy who did a livestream eating a tube of cookie dough and who bragged about eating an entire pizza followed by clinkerdaggers and who somehow manages to center everything of any importance that happened in his life around food in some way

He's clearly lying. He obviously doesn't consider that everyone has seen his past behavior where food is involved. So if this really is his idea of eating healthy 'cause I walk alot for exercise' you have to wonder what he considers 'overeating.' sitting there eating a ten pound bucket of lard covered kfc chicken skins? He gorges himself more than actual pigs

In his "Chitlin Wilin Wern" stream he said at meal times he stays around to get 2nd servings. In the stream where he ate the entire tube of cookie dough his phone alarm went off at around 8 pm. He said snack time but he wasn't interest since he'd just finished off the cookie dough. So he's getting 2nd servings and also an evening snack. Now add the stuff he buys on his own like pizza, chips, cookie dough etc. Like you said he's ballooning back up.

LOL!

Yeah, a guy who claims overeating is so unhealthy takes double helpings, eats a tube of cookie dough and literally sets his alarm so he doesn't miss snack time is totally worried about overeating cause its unhealthy. He is obsessed with food. Anyone who has read his 2010 reflection stuff can see that. and you just know he went over to see if there were any snacks left when he got off the livestream

Also, just pointing out that these snack times are things they do in nursing homes not 'boarding houses' so lucas isn't doing himself any favors with his claims its a boarding house by admitting stuff like that

He is turning into "Fat Bastard" from Austin Powers, but with less personality.

This is exactly what lucas would turn into if he got a zoomer bae and loaded up with cash from idiots donating to him:

I wonder how long it'll be before lucas spazzes out to the point they end up having to to hire out for a personal security guard to keep him from doing stupid shit. Can you imagine lucas getting followed around like a dementia patient by a security guard at all times when hes out of his room? He's be furious

 

[cigarettesalsa]

Who just posted Lucas on /b/